A B C of Motivation
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A void negative sources, people, places, things and habits.
Believe in yourself.
Consider things from every angle.
D on't give up and don't give in.
E njoy life today, yesterday is gone, tomorrow may never come.
Family and friends are hidden treasures; enjoy their riches.
G ive more than you planned to.
H ang on to your dreams.
Ignore those who try to discourage you.
Just do it.
Keep trying no matter how hard it seems, it will get easier.
L ove yourself first and most.
M ake it happen.
N ever lie, cheat or steal, always strike a fair deal.
Open your eyes and see things as they really are.
P ractice makes perfect.
Q uitters never win and winners never quit.
Read, study and learn about everything important in your life.
S top procrastinating.
T ake control of your own destiny.
Understand yourself in order to better understand others.
V isualize it.
W ant it more than anything.
EXcellerate your efforts.
You are unique of all God's creations, nothing can replace YOU.
Z ero in on your target and go for it!
Saturday, 8 September 2007
2% or 98%
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This is strange. Can you figure it out? Are you the 2% or 98% of the population?
Follow the instructions! NO PEEKING AHEAD!
Do the following exercise...!
It is guaranteed to raise an eyebrow.
There's no trick or surprise.
Just follow these instructions
Answer the questions one at a time and as quickly as you can.
Again, as quickly as you can but don't advance until you've done each of them
Now, scroll down (but not too fast, you might miss something.)
Think of a number from 1 to 10
Multiply that number by 9
If the number is a 2-digit number, add the digits together
Now subtract 5
Determine which letter in the alphabet corresponds to the number you ended up with
(Example: 1=a, 2=b, 3=c, etc.)
Think of a country that starts with that letter.
Remember the last letter of the name of that country.
Think of the name of an animal that starts with that letter.
Remember the last letter in the name of that animal.
Think of the name of a fruit that starts with that letter.
Are you thinking of a Kangaroo in Denmark eating an Orange ?
I told you this was FREAKY....!!
If not, you're among the 2% of the population whose minds are different enough to think of something else. 98% of people will answer with kangaroos in Denmark when given this exercise.
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This is strange. Can you figure it out? Are you the 2% or 98% of the population?
Follow the instructions! NO PEEKING AHEAD!
Do the following exercise...!
It is guaranteed to raise an eyebrow.
There's no trick or surprise.
Just follow these instructions
Answer the questions one at a time and as quickly as you can.
Again, as quickly as you can but don't advance until you've done each of them
Now, scroll down (but not too fast, you might miss something.)
Think of a number from 1 to 10
Multiply that number by 9
If the number is a 2-digit number, add the digits together
Now subtract 5
Determine which letter in the alphabet corresponds to the number you ended up with
(Example: 1=a, 2=b, 3=c, etc.)
Think of a country that starts with that letter.
Remember the last letter of the name of that country.
Think of the name of an animal that starts with that letter.
Remember the last letter in the name of that animal.
Think of the name of a fruit that starts with that letter.
Are you thinking of a Kangaroo in Denmark eating an Orange ?
I told you this was FREAKY....!!
If not, you're among the 2% of the population whose minds are different enough to think of something else. 98% of people will answer with kangaroos in Denmark when given this exercise.
Silly questions with smart answers
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1) MARY : Some say I'm pretty. Others say
I'm ugly.What do u think,
Peter?
PETER : A bit of both. I think you're
pretty ugly.
2) Teacher : "Which is more important
to us, the sun or the moon?"
Pupil : "The moon".
Teacher : "Why?"
Pupil : "The moon gives us light at
night when we need it but the sun
gives us light only in the day time
when we don't need it".
3) Teacher : "What do you call a
person who keeps on talking when
people are no longer interested?"
Pupil : "A teacher".
4) Waiter : "Would you like your
coffee black?"
Customer : "What other colors do you
have?"
5) My father is so old that when he
was in school, history was called
current affairs.
6) Teacher : "Sam, you talk a lot !"
Sam : "It's a family tradition".
Teacher : "What do you mean?"
Sam : "Sir, my grandpa was a street
hawker, my father is a teacher".
Teacher : "What about your mother?"
Sam : "She's a woman".
7) Tom : "How should I convey the news
to my father that I've failed?"
David: "You just send a telegram:
Result declared, past year's
performance repeated".
8) Teacher : "Now, children, if I saw
a man beating a donkey and stopped
him, what virtue would I be showing?"
Student : "Brotherly love".
9) Teacher : "Now, Sam, tell me
frankly do you say prayers before
eating?"
Sam : "No sir, I don't have to, my mom
is a good cook".
10) Patient : "What are the chances of
my recovering doctor?"
Doctor : "One hundred percent. Medical
records show that nine out of ten
people die of the disease you have.
Yours is the tenth case I've treated.
The others all died".
11) Teacher : " Can anybody give an
example of COINCIDENCE? "
One Student : "Sir, my Mother and
Father got married on the same day and
at the same time."
12) Teacher : " George Washington not
only chopped down his father's Cherry
tree, but also admitted doing it.
Now do you know why his father didn't
punish him ?"
One Student: " Because George still
had the axe in is hand."
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1) MARY : Some say I'm pretty. Others say
I'm ugly.What do u think,
Peter?
PETER : A bit of both. I think you're
pretty ugly.
2) Teacher : "Which is more important
to us, the sun or the moon?"
Pupil : "The moon".
Teacher : "Why?"
Pupil : "The moon gives us light at
night when we need it but the sun
gives us light only in the day time
when we don't need it".
3) Teacher : "What do you call a
person who keeps on talking when
people are no longer interested?"
Pupil : "A teacher".
4) Waiter : "Would you like your
coffee black?"
Customer : "What other colors do you
have?"
5) My father is so old that when he
was in school, history was called
current affairs.
6) Teacher : "Sam, you talk a lot !"
Sam : "It's a family tradition".
Teacher : "What do you mean?"
Sam : "Sir, my grandpa was a street
hawker, my father is a teacher".
Teacher : "What about your mother?"
Sam : "She's a woman".
7) Tom : "How should I convey the news
to my father that I've failed?"
David: "You just send a telegram:
Result declared, past year's
performance repeated".
8) Teacher : "Now, children, if I saw
a man beating a donkey and stopped
him, what virtue would I be showing?"
Student : "Brotherly love".
9) Teacher : "Now, Sam, tell me
frankly do you say prayers before
eating?"
Sam : "No sir, I don't have to, my mom
is a good cook".
10) Patient : "What are the chances of
my recovering doctor?"
Doctor : "One hundred percent. Medical
records show that nine out of ten
people die of the disease you have.
Yours is the tenth case I've treated.
The others all died".
11) Teacher : " Can anybody give an
example of COINCIDENCE? "
One Student : "Sir, my Mother and
Father got married on the same day and
at the same time."
12) Teacher : " George Washington not
only chopped down his father's Cherry
tree, but also admitted doing it.
Now do you know why his father didn't
punish him ?"
One Student: " Because George still
had the axe in is hand."
Full Forms of Short Forms
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1 *S* *Smile*
2 10Q Thank You
3 1FTR One For The Road
4 24/7 24 hours a day; 7 days a week
5 A/S/L? Age/Sex/Location?
6 A/S? Age/Sex?
7 AAMOF As A Matter Of Fact
8 ACK Acknowledgement
9 ACRONYM Abbreviated Coded Rendition Of Name Yielding Meaning
10 ADD Attention Deficit Disorder
11 ADHD Attention Deficit Hyperactivity Disorder
12 ADN Any Day Now
13 AFAIAC As Far As I Am Concerned
14 AFAICR As Far As I Can Recall
15 AFAICT As Far As I Can Tell
16 AFAIK As Far As I Know
17 AFAIR As Far As I Remember/Recall
18 AFAIUI As Far As I Understand It
19 AFJ April Fools' Joke
20 AFK Away From The Keyboard; Away For A Kwickie
21 AFL AbsoFreakinLutely
22 AFOG Another Fucking Opportunity for Growth
23 AHPF All Hail Pass Fail (via MIT)
24 YA x AICMFP You are x and I claim my five pounds (Britishism; via old newspaper promo)
25 AISB As I Said Before
26 AISE As I Said Earlier
27 AISI As I See It
28 AIUI As I Understand It
29 AIW As It Were/Was
30 AKA Also Known As
31 AMAP As Much/Many As Possible
32 ANFAWFOS And Now For A Word From Our Sponsor
33 ANSI American National Standards Institute
34 AOB Any Other Business
35 AP Age Play
36 APAC All Praise And Credit
37 API Application Program Interface
38 ARPA Advanced Research Projects Agency
39 AS Another Subject
40 ASAP As Soon As Possible
41 ASCII American Standard Code for Information Interchange
42 ASL Age-Sex-Location
43 ASNWS A Simple No Would Suffice
44 ATB All The Best
45 ATK At The Keyboard
46 ATLA Another Three Letter Acronym
47 ATM At The Moment
48 ATSL Along The Same Lines
49 ATTN Attention
50 ATTYOB Anything That Turns You On Baby
51 AUP Acceptable Use Policy
52 AWCIGO And Where Can I Get One
53 AWGTHTGTATA Are We Going To Have To Go Through All This/That Again
54 AWGTHTGTTA Are We Going To Have To Go Through This/That Again
55 AWHFY Are We Having Fun Yet
56 AWOL Absent Without Official Leave
57 AYBABTU All Your Base Are Belong To Us
58 AYMK As You May Know
59 AYT Are You There
60 B&D Bondage and Discipline
61 B/C Because
62 B4 Before
63 B4N Bye For Now
64 BAC By Any Chance
65 BAD Broken As Designed
66 BAG Busting A Gut
67 BAGL Busting A Gut Laughing
68 BAK Back At Keyboard
69 BBB Busy Beyond Belief
70 BBFN Bye Bye For Now
71 BBIAB Be Back In A Bit
72 BBIAS Be Back In A Sec
73 BBL [I'll] Be Back Later
74 BBM Big Beautiful Man
75 BBR Burnt Beyond Repair
76 BBS Bulletin Board System / Be Back Soon
77 BBT Be Back Tomorrow
78 BBW Big Beautiful Woman
79 BC Basket Case
80 BCC Blind Carbon Copy
81 BCNU Be Seein' You
82 BDSM Bondage & Discipline, Dominance & Submission, Sado-Masochism
83 BDSMLMNOP BDSM and whatever else we might do
84 BEG Big Evil Grin
85 BF Boy Friend
86 BFD Big Fucking Deal
87 BFH Bastard From Hell
88 BFMI Brute Force and Massive Ignorance
89 BFN Bye For Now
90 BFNN Bizarre Format with No Name (document format)
91 BG Big Grin
92 BI Breidbart Index [the SPAM index of a Usenet post]
93 BIAB Back In A Bit
94 BIAF Back In A Few
95 BIALW back in a little while
96 BIAS Back In A Second
97 BIAW Back In A While
98 BIC Best In Class
99 BIL Brother In Law
100 BION Believe It Or Not
101 BIOYIOP Blow It Out Your Input Output Port
102 BITD Back In The Day
103 BITD Beaten It To Death
104 BK Because
105 BMHATK Banging My Head Against The Keyboard
106 BMHATW Banging My Head Against The Wall
107 BMOC Big Man On Campus
108 BMTA Brilliant Minds Think Alike
109 BMTIPG Brilliant Minds Think In Parallel Gutters
110 BNF Big Name Fan
111 BOC But Of Course
112 BOF Birds Of a Feather
113 BOFH Bastard Operator From Hell
114 BOHICA Bend Over, Here It Comes Again
115 BOHOF Back Of Hand On Forehead
116 BOS Big Orange Switch
117 BOT Back On Topic
118 BOTEC Back Of The Envelope Calculation
119 BPD Borderline Personality Disorder
120 BRB [I'll] Be Right Back
121 BRS Big Red Switch
122 BRT Be Right There
123 BSG Big Smiling Grin; Broad Sweeping Generalisation
124 BSOD Blue Screen of Death (Windows NT, et al.)
125 BSTS Better Safe Than Sorry
126 BTA But Then Again
127 BTAICBW But Then Again I Could Be Wrong
128 BTAIM Be That As It May
129 BTDT Been There, Done That
130 BTDTGTTS Been There, Done That, Got The T-Shirt
131 BTOBD Be There Or Be Dead
132 BTOBS Be There Or Be Square
133 BTSOOM Beats The Shit Out Of Me
134 BTTH Butt To The Head
135 BTTP Back To The Point
136 BTW By The Way
137 BWG Big Wide Grin
138 BWQ Buzz Word Quotient
139 BY BusY
140 BYKT But You Know/Knew That
141 BYKTA But You Know/Knew That Already
142 BYOB Bring Your Own Bottle/Booze
143 C&P Copy & Paste
144 C/O Care Of
145 CADET Can't Add Doesn't Even Try
146 CB Call Back
147 CB Chastity Belt
148 CBT Cock and Ball Torture/Training
149 CC Carbon Copy
150 CCWC Can't Cook Won't Cook
151 CD Cross Dresser
152 CE Creative Editing
153 CERT Computer Emergency Response Team
154 CFD Call For Discussion
155 CFV Call For Votes
156 CG Cute Grin
157 CGI Common Gateway Interface
158 CHOWUR See HOW yoU aRe
159 CHUR See How yoU aRe
160 CIAC Computer Incident Advisory Capability
161 CIAO goodbye [pronounced Chow]
162 CIC Christ I'm Confused
163 CIO Cut It Out
164 CIS Complete and Irrevocable Submission
165 CLAB Crying Like A Baby
166 CLM Career Limiting Move
167 CMIIW Correct Me If I'm Wrong
168 CNC Consensual Non Consent
169 CNP Continued [In My] Next Post
170 CO Clothing Optional
171 COD Cash On Delivery
172 COTFLGUOAHAHA Crawling On The Floor Laughing Guts Out And Having A Heart Attack
173 COTS Commercial Off The Shelf
174 CP Corporal Punishment
175 CPF Can Pigs Fly
176 CRC Cyclic Redundancy Check
177 CS Cop Shop
178 CTS Carpal Tunnel Syndrome
179 CTTD Cute Things They Do
180 CTTOI Come To Think Of It
181 CTTS Cute Things They Say
182 CU See You
183 CUL See You Later
184 CUL8R See yoU LateR
185 CW Continuous Wave (the carrier type used for Morse code communications)
186 CW Conventional Wisdom
187 CWYL Chat With You Later
188 CYA Cover Your Ass
189 CYA See Ya
190 CYA See You Around
191 CYL See You Later
192 CYT Cute Young Thing
193 C|N>K "Coffee (piped through) Nose, (redirected to) Keyboard"
194 D&W Ducking And Weaving
195 D/L Download
196 D/S or D/s Dominance and Submission
197 DADT Don't Ask, Don't Tell
198 DAP Parents Against Dyslexia :)
199 DARFC Ducking And Running For Cover
200 DBA Doing Business As
201 DBT Dialectical Behavior Therapy
202 DEB Don't Even Bother
203 DFM Don't Flame Me
204 DFU Don't Forget Units
205 DGT Don't Go There
206 DID Dissociative Identity Disorder (used to be MPD)
207 DIIK Damned If I Know
208 DIIN Damned If I kNow
209 DILLIGAFF Do I Look Like I Give A Flying Fuck
210 DIM Do It Myself
211 DIY Do It Yourself
212 DK Don't Know
213 DKF Dreaded Koosh Flogger
214 DL DownLoad
215 DLG Devilish Little Grin
216 DLTDHYITAOYWO Dont Let The Door Hit You In The Ass On Your Way Out
217 DMQ Do-Me Queen
218 DNA Did Not Answer
219 DNDK Don't Know, Don't Care
220 DNO Do Not Open [used in the subject line of a test post or email]
221 DNPM Damn Near Pissed Myself
222 DNS Domain Name System
223 DOA Dead On Arrival
224 DOB Date Of Birth
225 DOM Dirty Old Man
226 DOS Disk Operating System
227 DOYC Deity Of Your Choice
228 DOYKB Down On Your Knees, Bitch
229 DQOTD Dumb Question Of The Day
230 DSW Dick Size War
231 DTA Don't Trust Anybody
232 DTOKAB Drop To One Knee And Bow
233 DTP DeskTop Publishing
234 DTRT Do The Right Thing (contrast with DTWT)
235 DTTAH Don't Try This At Home
236 DTWT Do The Wrong Thing (contrast with DTRT)
237 DTYD Drink Till You Drop (party at MIT)
238 DUCWIC Do YoU See What I See
239 DUK Dead Upon Keyboard
240 DWAI Don't Worry About It
241 DWIM Do What I Mean
242 DWIMC Do What I Mean Correctly
243 DWIMNWIS Do What I Mean Not What I Say
244 DWISNWID Do What I Say Not What I Do
245 DWIW Do What I Want
246 DWYW Do What You Want
247 DYE Damn Your Eyes
248 DYHWIH Do You Hear What I Hear
249 DYSWIS Do You See What I See
250 DoS Denial of Service
251 E&OE Errors And Omissions Excepted
252 E2EG Ear to Ear Grin
253 EANAB Equally Attractive Non-Alcoholic Beverage
254 ECP Excessive Cross Posting
255 ED Emotionally Disturbed
256 EDP Emotionally Disturbed Person
257 EG Evil Grin
258 EGBOK Everything is Going to Be OK
259 EIF Exercise In Futility
260 EIP Everything Is Permissible
261 EMFBI Excuse Me For Butting In
262 EMSG email message
263 EOB End Of Business
264 EOD End Of Discussion
265 EOD Explosive Ordnance Disposal
266 EOF End Of File
267 EOL End Of Lecture
268 EOM End Of Message
269 EOT End Of Thread
270 EPID Every Person Is Different
271 ESOSL Endless Snorts Of Stupid Laughter
272 ESP ESPecially
273 ETA Estimated Time Of Arrival
274 ETLA Extended Three Letter Acronym
275 ETOPS Engines Turn Or Passengers Swim (powerboats)
276 EWAG Experienced Wild-Ass Guess
277 F2F Face To Face
278 FA Fat Admirer, one who prefers a fat sexual/romantic partner
279 FAIK For All I Know
280 FAQ Frequently Asked Question(s)
281 FCFS First Come First Served
282 FCOL For Crying Out Loud
283 FDROTFL Falling Down Rolling On The Floor Laughing
284 FF Fist Fucking
285 FFR For Future Reference
286 FGM Female Genital Mutilation
287 FIAWOL Fandom Is A Way Of Life
288 FICCL Frankly I Couldn't Care Less
289 FIIK Fuck[ed] If I Know
290 FIIR fuck[ed] If I Remember
291 FIL Father In Law
292 FIOFY Figure It Out For Yourself
293 FIRST Forum of Incident Response and Security Teams
294 FISH First In Still Here
295 FITB Fill In The Blank
296 FLEA Four Letter Extended Acronym
297 FLT Fermat's Last Theorem
298 FM Fibromyalgia
299 FMTYEWTK Far More Than You Ever Wanted To Know
300 FOAD Fuck Off And Die
301 FOAF Friend Of A Friend
302 FOAFOAG Father Of A Friend Of A Girlfriend
303 FOAG Father Of A Girlfriend
304 FOD Finger Of Death
305 FOS Freedom Of Speech
306 FOT Full Of Tripe
307 FOTCL Falling Off The Chair Laughing
308 FRZ Fruitin' Religious Zealot
309 FSD Fools Seldom Differ
310 FSDO For Some Definition Of
311 FSVO For Some Value Of
312 FTASB Faster Than A Speeding Bullet
313 FTF Face To Face
314 FTL Faster Than Light
315 FTM For That Matter (or Female To Male trans)
316 FTMP For The Most Part
317 FTP File Transfer Protocol
318 FTR For The Record
319 FTS Fixin' To Start
320 FTSO Fuck The Skull Of
321 FUBAR Fucked Up Beyond All [Repair|Recognition ]
322 FUD Fear, Uncertainty, And Doubt
323 FURTB Full Up Ready To Burst
324 FWIW For What It's Worth
325 FYA For Your Amusement
326 FYI For Your Information
327 FYIV Fuck You, I'm Vested
328 G Grin
329 GA Go Ahead
330 GAC Get A Clue
331 GAFIA Get Away From It All
332 GAFIATe (to) Get Away From It All
333 GAL Get A Life
334 GBH&K Great Big Hugs & Kisses
335 GBH&KB Great Big Hugs & Kisses Back
336 GCD Greatest Common Divisor
337 GD&R Grinning, Ducking, and Running (after a smart-ass comment)
338 GD&RF Grinning Ducking And Running Fast
339 GD&RVVF Grinning Ducking And Running Very Very Fast
340 GD&W Grinning Ducking And Weaving
341 GF Girlfriend
342 GFR Grim File Reaper
343 GG Genetic Girl
344 GGN Gotta Go Now
345 GGP Gotta Go Pee
346 GHOD General Heuristic Organizing Device
347 GIF Graphical Interchange Format
348 GIGO Garbage In Garbage Out; Garbage In Gospel Out
349 GIWIST Gee I Wish I'd Said That
350 GJP Good Job Partner
351 GL good luck
352 GLBT Gay, Lesbian, Bi, Trans
353 GLG Goofy Little Grin
354 GLGH Good Luck and Good Hunting
355 GMT Greenwich Mean Time [UK Time]
356 GMTA Great Minds Think Alike
357 GOAT Go Away, Troll
358 GOK God Only Knows
359 GOOML Get Out Of My Life
360 GOTFIA Groaning On The Floor In Agony
361 GOWI Get On With It
362 GPF General Protection Fault
363 GRQ Get Rich Quick (a type of spam - compare MMF)
364 GRUIT Get Real yoU Impudent Thing
365 GS Golden Shower
366 GTBOS Glad To Be Of Service
367 GTG Got To Go
368 GTGN Got To Go Now
369 GTP Got To Pee
370 H&K Hugs & Kisses
371 H2 How To
372 HAK Hugs And Kisses
373 HAND Have A Nice Day
374 HCB Holy Cow Batman
375 HHGTTG Hitch Hiker's Guide To The Galaxy
376 HHIS Hanging Head In Shame
377 HHO1/2K Ha Ha Only Half Kidding
378 HHOJ Ha Ha Only Joking
379 HHOK Ha Ha, Only Kidding
380 HHOS Ha Ha, Only Serious
381 HHVF Ha Ha, Very Funny
382 HIB__ Have I Been ___________
383 HICA Here It Comes Again
384 HNG Horny Net Geek
385 HOMPR Hang On Mobile Phone's Ringing
386 HOPR Hang On Phone's Ringing
387 HOS Husband Over Shoulder
388 HOUER Hanging On yoUr Every Word
389 HOYER Hanging On Your Every Word
390 HP Home Page
391 HSF (variants: H-S-F, H*S*F) Hand-Staple- Forehead (theatrical angst)
392 HSIK How Should I Know
393 HSP Highly Sensitive Person
394 HTH Hope This Helps (often used with HAND)
395 HTML HyperText Markup Language
396 HTTP HyperText Transfer Protocol
397 HW HardWare
398 HWNINS He whose name is not spoken
399 HWP Height and Weight Proportional (i.e.: "normal" build)
400 HWSNBN He Who Should Not Be Named
401 HWWNBN He Who Will Not Be Named
402 IAAA I Am An Accountant
403 IAAD I Am A Doctor
404 IAAL I Am A Lawyer
405 IAC In Any Case
406 IAE In Any Event
407 IAGFII It's All Good Fun Isn't It
408 IAMFI I Ask Merely For Information
409 IAMTA I Ask Merely To Annoy
410 IANA Internet Assigned Numbers Authority
411 IANAA I Am Not An Accountant
412 IANAC I Am Not A Crook
413 IANAD I Am Not A Doctor
414 IANAL I Am Not A Lawyer
415 IANALBIPOOTV I Am Not A Lawyer But I Play One On TV
416 IANYM In A New York Minute
417 IANYS In A New York Second
418 IAP Internet Access Provider
419 IARTPFWTSIOWIM I Am Repeating This Parrot Fashion Without The Slightest Idea Of What It Means
420 IAW In Accordance With
421 IAWC In A While Crocodile [usually used to reply to SYLA(cf)]
422 IBC Inadequate But Cute
423 IBM Inadequate But Marketable
424 IBTD I Beg To Differ
425 IC I See
426 ICB I Care Because
427 ICBW I Could Be Wrong
428 ICCL I Couldn't Care Less
429 ICOCBW I Could Of Course Be Wrong
430 ICP Internet Content Provider
431 ICTYBTIHTKY I Could Tell You But Then I'd Have To Kill You
432 ICUR I See yoU aRe
433 ICYWC In Case You Were Curious
434 IDGI I Don't Get It
435 IDIC Infinite Diversity in Infinite Combinations (via Star Trek)
436 IDK I Don't Know
437 IDTS I Don't Think So
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1 *S* *Smile*
2 10Q Thank You
3 1FTR One For The Road
4 24/7 24 hours a day; 7 days a week
5 A/S/L? Age/Sex/Location?
6 A/S? Age/Sex?
7 AAMOF As A Matter Of Fact
8 ACK Acknowledgement
9 ACRONYM Abbreviated Coded Rendition Of Name Yielding Meaning
10 ADD Attention Deficit Disorder
11 ADHD Attention Deficit Hyperactivity Disorder
12 ADN Any Day Now
13 AFAIAC As Far As I Am Concerned
14 AFAICR As Far As I Can Recall
15 AFAICT As Far As I Can Tell
16 AFAIK As Far As I Know
17 AFAIR As Far As I Remember/Recall
18 AFAIUI As Far As I Understand It
19 AFJ April Fools' Joke
20 AFK Away From The Keyboard; Away For A Kwickie
21 AFL AbsoFreakinLutely
22 AFOG Another Fucking Opportunity for Growth
23 AHPF All Hail Pass Fail (via MIT)
24 YA x AICMFP You are x and I claim my five pounds (Britishism; via old newspaper promo)
25 AISB As I Said Before
26 AISE As I Said Earlier
27 AISI As I See It
28 AIUI As I Understand It
29 AIW As It Were/Was
30 AKA Also Known As
31 AMAP As Much/Many As Possible
32 ANFAWFOS And Now For A Word From Our Sponsor
33 ANSI American National Standards Institute
34 AOB Any Other Business
35 AP Age Play
36 APAC All Praise And Credit
37 API Application Program Interface
38 ARPA Advanced Research Projects Agency
39 AS Another Subject
40 ASAP As Soon As Possible
41 ASCII American Standard Code for Information Interchange
42 ASL Age-Sex-Location
43 ASNWS A Simple No Would Suffice
44 ATB All The Best
45 ATK At The Keyboard
46 ATLA Another Three Letter Acronym
47 ATM At The Moment
48 ATSL Along The Same Lines
49 ATTN Attention
50 ATTYOB Anything That Turns You On Baby
51 AUP Acceptable Use Policy
52 AWCIGO And Where Can I Get One
53 AWGTHTGTATA Are We Going To Have To Go Through All This/That Again
54 AWGTHTGTTA Are We Going To Have To Go Through This/That Again
55 AWHFY Are We Having Fun Yet
56 AWOL Absent Without Official Leave
57 AYBABTU All Your Base Are Belong To Us
58 AYMK As You May Know
59 AYT Are You There
60 B&D Bondage and Discipline
61 B/C Because
62 B4 Before
63 B4N Bye For Now
64 BAC By Any Chance
65 BAD Broken As Designed
66 BAG Busting A Gut
67 BAGL Busting A Gut Laughing
68 BAK Back At Keyboard
69 BBB Busy Beyond Belief
70 BBFN Bye Bye For Now
71 BBIAB Be Back In A Bit
72 BBIAS Be Back In A Sec
73 BBL [I'll] Be Back Later
74 BBM Big Beautiful Man
75 BBR Burnt Beyond Repair
76 BBS Bulletin Board System / Be Back Soon
77 BBT Be Back Tomorrow
78 BBW Big Beautiful Woman
79 BC Basket Case
80 BCC Blind Carbon Copy
81 BCNU Be Seein' You
82 BDSM Bondage & Discipline, Dominance & Submission, Sado-Masochism
83 BDSMLMNOP BDSM and whatever else we might do
84 BEG Big Evil Grin
85 BF Boy Friend
86 BFD Big Fucking Deal
87 BFH Bastard From Hell
88 BFMI Brute Force and Massive Ignorance
89 BFN Bye For Now
90 BFNN Bizarre Format with No Name (document format)
91 BG Big Grin
92 BI Breidbart Index [the SPAM index of a Usenet post]
93 BIAB Back In A Bit
94 BIAF Back In A Few
95 BIALW back in a little while
96 BIAS Back In A Second
97 BIAW Back In A While
98 BIC Best In Class
99 BIL Brother In Law
100 BION Believe It Or Not
101 BIOYIOP Blow It Out Your Input Output Port
102 BITD Back In The Day
103 BITD Beaten It To Death
104 BK Because
105 BMHATK Banging My Head Against The Keyboard
106 BMHATW Banging My Head Against The Wall
107 BMOC Big Man On Campus
108 BMTA Brilliant Minds Think Alike
109 BMTIPG Brilliant Minds Think In Parallel Gutters
110 BNF Big Name Fan
111 BOC But Of Course
112 BOF Birds Of a Feather
113 BOFH Bastard Operator From Hell
114 BOHICA Bend Over, Here It Comes Again
115 BOHOF Back Of Hand On Forehead
116 BOS Big Orange Switch
117 BOT Back On Topic
118 BOTEC Back Of The Envelope Calculation
119 BPD Borderline Personality Disorder
120 BRB [I'll] Be Right Back
121 BRS Big Red Switch
122 BRT Be Right There
123 BSG Big Smiling Grin; Broad Sweeping Generalisation
124 BSOD Blue Screen of Death (Windows NT, et al.)
125 BSTS Better Safe Than Sorry
126 BTA But Then Again
127 BTAICBW But Then Again I Could Be Wrong
128 BTAIM Be That As It May
129 BTDT Been There, Done That
130 BTDTGTTS Been There, Done That, Got The T-Shirt
131 BTOBD Be There Or Be Dead
132 BTOBS Be There Or Be Square
133 BTSOOM Beats The Shit Out Of Me
134 BTTH Butt To The Head
135 BTTP Back To The Point
136 BTW By The Way
137 BWG Big Wide Grin
138 BWQ Buzz Word Quotient
139 BY BusY
140 BYKT But You Know/Knew That
141 BYKTA But You Know/Knew That Already
142 BYOB Bring Your Own Bottle/Booze
143 C&P Copy & Paste
144 C/O Care Of
145 CADET Can't Add Doesn't Even Try
146 CB Call Back
147 CB Chastity Belt
148 CBT Cock and Ball Torture/Training
149 CC Carbon Copy
150 CCWC Can't Cook Won't Cook
151 CD Cross Dresser
152 CE Creative Editing
153 CERT Computer Emergency Response Team
154 CFD Call For Discussion
155 CFV Call For Votes
156 CG Cute Grin
157 CGI Common Gateway Interface
158 CHOWUR See HOW yoU aRe
159 CHUR See How yoU aRe
160 CIAC Computer Incident Advisory Capability
161 CIAO goodbye [pronounced Chow]
162 CIC Christ I'm Confused
163 CIO Cut It Out
164 CIS Complete and Irrevocable Submission
165 CLAB Crying Like A Baby
166 CLM Career Limiting Move
167 CMIIW Correct Me If I'm Wrong
168 CNC Consensual Non Consent
169 CNP Continued [In My] Next Post
170 CO Clothing Optional
171 COD Cash On Delivery
172 COTFLGUOAHAHA Crawling On The Floor Laughing Guts Out And Having A Heart Attack
173 COTS Commercial Off The Shelf
174 CP Corporal Punishment
175 CPF Can Pigs Fly
176 CRC Cyclic Redundancy Check
177 CS Cop Shop
178 CTS Carpal Tunnel Syndrome
179 CTTD Cute Things They Do
180 CTTOI Come To Think Of It
181 CTTS Cute Things They Say
182 CU See You
183 CUL See You Later
184 CUL8R See yoU LateR
185 CW Continuous Wave (the carrier type used for Morse code communications)
186 CW Conventional Wisdom
187 CWYL Chat With You Later
188 CYA Cover Your Ass
189 CYA See Ya
190 CYA See You Around
191 CYL See You Later
192 CYT Cute Young Thing
193 C|N>K "Coffee (piped through) Nose, (redirected to) Keyboard"
194 D&W Ducking And Weaving
195 D/L Download
196 D/S or D/s Dominance and Submission
197 DADT Don't Ask, Don't Tell
198 DAP Parents Against Dyslexia :)
199 DARFC Ducking And Running For Cover
200 DBA Doing Business As
201 DBT Dialectical Behavior Therapy
202 DEB Don't Even Bother
203 DFM Don't Flame Me
204 DFU Don't Forget Units
205 DGT Don't Go There
206 DID Dissociative Identity Disorder (used to be MPD)
207 DIIK Damned If I Know
208 DIIN Damned If I kNow
209 DILLIGAFF Do I Look Like I Give A Flying Fuck
210 DIM Do It Myself
211 DIY Do It Yourself
212 DK Don't Know
213 DKF Dreaded Koosh Flogger
214 DL DownLoad
215 DLG Devilish Little Grin
216 DLTDHYITAOYWO Dont Let The Door Hit You In The Ass On Your Way Out
217 DMQ Do-Me Queen
218 DNA Did Not Answer
219 DNDK Don't Know, Don't Care
220 DNO Do Not Open [used in the subject line of a test post or email]
221 DNPM Damn Near Pissed Myself
222 DNS Domain Name System
223 DOA Dead On Arrival
224 DOB Date Of Birth
225 DOM Dirty Old Man
226 DOS Disk Operating System
227 DOYC Deity Of Your Choice
228 DOYKB Down On Your Knees, Bitch
229 DQOTD Dumb Question Of The Day
230 DSW Dick Size War
231 DTA Don't Trust Anybody
232 DTOKAB Drop To One Knee And Bow
233 DTP DeskTop Publishing
234 DTRT Do The Right Thing (contrast with DTWT)
235 DTTAH Don't Try This At Home
236 DTWT Do The Wrong Thing (contrast with DTRT)
237 DTYD Drink Till You Drop (party at MIT)
238 DUCWIC Do YoU See What I See
239 DUK Dead Upon Keyboard
240 DWAI Don't Worry About It
241 DWIM Do What I Mean
242 DWIMC Do What I Mean Correctly
243 DWIMNWIS Do What I Mean Not What I Say
244 DWISNWID Do What I Say Not What I Do
245 DWIW Do What I Want
246 DWYW Do What You Want
247 DYE Damn Your Eyes
248 DYHWIH Do You Hear What I Hear
249 DYSWIS Do You See What I See
250 DoS Denial of Service
251 E&OE Errors And Omissions Excepted
252 E2EG Ear to Ear Grin
253 EANAB Equally Attractive Non-Alcoholic Beverage
254 ECP Excessive Cross Posting
255 ED Emotionally Disturbed
256 EDP Emotionally Disturbed Person
257 EG Evil Grin
258 EGBOK Everything is Going to Be OK
259 EIF Exercise In Futility
260 EIP Everything Is Permissible
261 EMFBI Excuse Me For Butting In
262 EMSG email message
263 EOB End Of Business
264 EOD End Of Discussion
265 EOD Explosive Ordnance Disposal
266 EOF End Of File
267 EOL End Of Lecture
268 EOM End Of Message
269 EOT End Of Thread
270 EPID Every Person Is Different
271 ESOSL Endless Snorts Of Stupid Laughter
272 ESP ESPecially
273 ETA Estimated Time Of Arrival
274 ETLA Extended Three Letter Acronym
275 ETOPS Engines Turn Or Passengers Swim (powerboats)
276 EWAG Experienced Wild-Ass Guess
277 F2F Face To Face
278 FA Fat Admirer, one who prefers a fat sexual/romantic partner
279 FAIK For All I Know
280 FAQ Frequently Asked Question(s)
281 FCFS First Come First Served
282 FCOL For Crying Out Loud
283 FDROTFL Falling Down Rolling On The Floor Laughing
284 FF Fist Fucking
285 FFR For Future Reference
286 FGM Female Genital Mutilation
287 FIAWOL Fandom Is A Way Of Life
288 FICCL Frankly I Couldn't Care Less
289 FIIK Fuck[ed] If I Know
290 FIIR fuck[ed] If I Remember
291 FIL Father In Law
292 FIOFY Figure It Out For Yourself
293 FIRST Forum of Incident Response and Security Teams
294 FISH First In Still Here
295 FITB Fill In The Blank
296 FLEA Four Letter Extended Acronym
297 FLT Fermat's Last Theorem
298 FM Fibromyalgia
299 FMTYEWTK Far More Than You Ever Wanted To Know
300 FOAD Fuck Off And Die
301 FOAF Friend Of A Friend
302 FOAFOAG Father Of A Friend Of A Girlfriend
303 FOAG Father Of A Girlfriend
304 FOD Finger Of Death
305 FOS Freedom Of Speech
306 FOT Full Of Tripe
307 FOTCL Falling Off The Chair Laughing
308 FRZ Fruitin' Religious Zealot
309 FSD Fools Seldom Differ
310 FSDO For Some Definition Of
311 FSVO For Some Value Of
312 FTASB Faster Than A Speeding Bullet
313 FTF Face To Face
314 FTL Faster Than Light
315 FTM For That Matter (or Female To Male trans)
316 FTMP For The Most Part
317 FTP File Transfer Protocol
318 FTR For The Record
319 FTS Fixin' To Start
320 FTSO Fuck The Skull Of
321 FUBAR Fucked Up Beyond All [Repair|Recognition ]
322 FUD Fear, Uncertainty, And Doubt
323 FURTB Full Up Ready To Burst
324 FWIW For What It's Worth
325 FYA For Your Amusement
326 FYI For Your Information
327 FYIV Fuck You, I'm Vested
328 G Grin
329 GA Go Ahead
330 GAC Get A Clue
331 GAFIA Get Away From It All
332 GAFIATe (to) Get Away From It All
333 GAL Get A Life
334 GBH&K Great Big Hugs & Kisses
335 GBH&KB Great Big Hugs & Kisses Back
336 GCD Greatest Common Divisor
337 GD&R Grinning, Ducking, and Running (after a smart-ass comment)
338 GD&RF Grinning Ducking And Running Fast
339 GD&RVVF Grinning Ducking And Running Very Very Fast
340 GD&W Grinning Ducking And Weaving
341 GF Girlfriend
342 GFR Grim File Reaper
343 GG Genetic Girl
344 GGN Gotta Go Now
345 GGP Gotta Go Pee
346 GHOD General Heuristic Organizing Device
347 GIF Graphical Interchange Format
348 GIGO Garbage In Garbage Out; Garbage In Gospel Out
349 GIWIST Gee I Wish I'd Said That
350 GJP Good Job Partner
351 GL good luck
352 GLBT Gay, Lesbian, Bi, Trans
353 GLG Goofy Little Grin
354 GLGH Good Luck and Good Hunting
355 GMT Greenwich Mean Time [UK Time]
356 GMTA Great Minds Think Alike
357 GOAT Go Away, Troll
358 GOK God Only Knows
359 GOOML Get Out Of My Life
360 GOTFIA Groaning On The Floor In Agony
361 GOWI Get On With It
362 GPF General Protection Fault
363 GRQ Get Rich Quick (a type of spam - compare MMF)
364 GRUIT Get Real yoU Impudent Thing
365 GS Golden Shower
366 GTBOS Glad To Be Of Service
367 GTG Got To Go
368 GTGN Got To Go Now
369 GTP Got To Pee
370 H&K Hugs & Kisses
371 H2 How To
372 HAK Hugs And Kisses
373 HAND Have A Nice Day
374 HCB Holy Cow Batman
375 HHGTTG Hitch Hiker's Guide To The Galaxy
376 HHIS Hanging Head In Shame
377 HHO1/2K Ha Ha Only Half Kidding
378 HHOJ Ha Ha Only Joking
379 HHOK Ha Ha, Only Kidding
380 HHOS Ha Ha, Only Serious
381 HHVF Ha Ha, Very Funny
382 HIB__ Have I Been ___________
383 HICA Here It Comes Again
384 HNG Horny Net Geek
385 HOMPR Hang On Mobile Phone's Ringing
386 HOPR Hang On Phone's Ringing
387 HOS Husband Over Shoulder
388 HOUER Hanging On yoUr Every Word
389 HOYER Hanging On Your Every Word
390 HP Home Page
391 HSF (variants: H-S-F, H*S*F) Hand-Staple- Forehead (theatrical angst)
392 HSIK How Should I Know
393 HSP Highly Sensitive Person
394 HTH Hope This Helps (often used with HAND)
395 HTML HyperText Markup Language
396 HTTP HyperText Transfer Protocol
397 HW HardWare
398 HWNINS He whose name is not spoken
399 HWP Height and Weight Proportional (i.e.: "normal" build)
400 HWSNBN He Who Should Not Be Named
401 HWWNBN He Who Will Not Be Named
402 IAAA I Am An Accountant
403 IAAD I Am A Doctor
404 IAAL I Am A Lawyer
405 IAC In Any Case
406 IAE In Any Event
407 IAGFII It's All Good Fun Isn't It
408 IAMFI I Ask Merely For Information
409 IAMTA I Ask Merely To Annoy
410 IANA Internet Assigned Numbers Authority
411 IANAA I Am Not An Accountant
412 IANAC I Am Not A Crook
413 IANAD I Am Not A Doctor
414 IANAL I Am Not A Lawyer
415 IANALBIPOOTV I Am Not A Lawyer But I Play One On TV
416 IANYM In A New York Minute
417 IANYS In A New York Second
418 IAP Internet Access Provider
419 IARTPFWTSIOWIM I Am Repeating This Parrot Fashion Without The Slightest Idea Of What It Means
420 IAW In Accordance With
421 IAWC In A While Crocodile [usually used to reply to SYLA(cf)]
422 IBC Inadequate But Cute
423 IBM Inadequate But Marketable
424 IBTD I Beg To Differ
425 IC I See
426 ICB I Care Because
427 ICBW I Could Be Wrong
428 ICCL I Couldn't Care Less
429 ICOCBW I Could Of Course Be Wrong
430 ICP Internet Content Provider
431 ICTYBTIHTKY I Could Tell You But Then I'd Have To Kill You
432 ICUR I See yoU aRe
433 ICYWC In Case You Were Curious
434 IDGI I Don't Get It
435 IDIC Infinite Diversity in Infinite Combinations (via Star Trek)
436 IDK I Don't Know
437 IDTS I Don't Think So
Wednesday, 29 August 2007
THINGS YOU NEVER KNEW YOUR CELLPHONE COULD DO There are a few things that can be done in times of grave emergencies. Your mobile phone can actually be a life saver or an emergency tool for survival.
Check out the things that you can do with it: -
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1 EMERGENCY * The Emergency Number worldwide for **Mobile** is 112 .* If you find yourself out of coverage area of your mobile network and there is an emergency, dial 112 and the mobile will search any existing network to establish the emergency number for you, and interestingly this number 112 can be dialed even if the keypad is locked. **Try it out.**
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2 Have you locked your keys in the car? Does you car have remote keys? This may come in handy someday. Good reason to own a cell phone: If you lock your keys in the car and the spare keys are at home, call someone at home on their cell phone from your cell phone. Hold your cell phone about a foot from your car door and have the person at your home press the unlock button, holding it near the mobile phone on their end. Your car will unlock. Saves someone from having to drive your keys to you. Distance is no object. You could be hundreds of miles away, and if you can reach someone who has the other "remote" for your car, you can unlock the doors (or the trunk).
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3 Hidden Battery power Imagine your cell battery is very low , you are expecting an important call and you don't have a charger. Nokia instrument comes with a reserve battery. To activate, press the keys *3370# Your cell will restart with this reserve and the instrument will show a 50% increase in battery. This reserve will get charged when you charge your cell next time.
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4 How to disable a STOLEN mobile phone?To check your Mobile phone's serial number, key in the following digits on your phone: * # 0 6 # A 15 digit code will appear on the screen. This number is unique to your handset. Write it down and keep it somewhere safe. when your phone get stolen, you can phone your service provider and give them this code. They will then be able to block your handset so even if the thief changes the SIM card, your phone will be totally useless.You probably won't get your phone back, but at least you know that whoever stole it can't use/sell it either.
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5 Be care while using your mobile phone When you try to call someone through mobile phone,don't put your mobile closer to your ears until the recipient answers. Because directly after dialing, the mobile phone would use it's maximum signaling power, which is: 2watts = 33dbi Please Be Careful, Message as received (Save your brain) Please use left ear while using cell (mobile), because if you use the right one it will affect brain directly. This is a true fact from Apollo medical team.
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Check out the things that you can do with it: -
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1 EMERGENCY * The Emergency Number worldwide for **Mobile** is 112 .* If you find yourself out of coverage area of your mobile network and there is an emergency, dial 112 and the mobile will search any existing network to establish the emergency number for you, and interestingly this number 112 can be dialed even if the keypad is locked. **Try it out.**
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2 Have you locked your keys in the car? Does you car have remote keys? This may come in handy someday. Good reason to own a cell phone: If you lock your keys in the car and the spare keys are at home, call someone at home on their cell phone from your cell phone. Hold your cell phone about a foot from your car door and have the person at your home press the unlock button, holding it near the mobile phone on their end. Your car will unlock. Saves someone from having to drive your keys to you. Distance is no object. You could be hundreds of miles away, and if you can reach someone who has the other "remote" for your car, you can unlock the doors (or the trunk).
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3 Hidden Battery power Imagine your cell battery is very low , you are expecting an important call and you don't have a charger. Nokia instrument comes with a reserve battery. To activate, press the keys *3370# Your cell will restart with this reserve and the instrument will show a 50% increase in battery. This reserve will get charged when you charge your cell next time.
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4 How to disable a STOLEN mobile phone?To check your Mobile phone's serial number, key in the following digits on your phone: * # 0 6 # A 15 digit code will appear on the screen. This number is unique to your handset. Write it down and keep it somewhere safe. when your phone get stolen, you can phone your service provider and give them this code. They will then be able to block your handset so even if the thief changes the SIM card, your phone will be totally useless.You probably won't get your phone back, but at least you know that whoever stole it can't use/sell it either.
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5 Be care while using your mobile phone When you try to call someone through mobile phone,don't put your mobile closer to your ears until the recipient answers. Because directly after dialing, the mobile phone would use it's maximum signaling power, which is: 2watts = 33dbi Please Be Careful, Message as received (Save your brain) Please use left ear while using cell (mobile), because if you use the right one it will affect brain directly. This is a true fact from Apollo medical team.
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Now my dear friends this may sound useless to some people..!!! But this is the matter of utmost cocern in daytoday life.
In this modern life everyone is busy with thier work.. while advancements in almost all the fields has made man into a machine and the rate of bike users is increasing day by day.
now the bikes which the younger generation use is unlike the old ones... where they prefer a bike with a minimum of 150cc and bikes have become fashionable and they find it as a source of attracting the opposite sex..
And most of the bike users are speed crazed. there is no harm in speeding..unless we are careful enough to protect ourselves.. the rate of bike accidents and the death rate due to those accidents keep increasing day by day..
WHY...????
It's all because of one careless action- NOT USING HELMET..!!!
Helmet protects u from the major form of head injury and prevents the main cause for death in a bike accident.
So I request all the young bloods and guns... who are leaping at this young age...
U have still more to achieve..!!
most of them die at a very young age where there life actually starts.
BEAR A CAUSE AND WEAR A HELMET...!!!
Let us join hands for a noble cause
Pass this on to all those whom u really care..!!
In this modern life everyone is busy with thier work.. while advancements in almost all the fields has made man into a machine and the rate of bike users is increasing day by day.
now the bikes which the younger generation use is unlike the old ones... where they prefer a bike with a minimum of 150cc and bikes have become fashionable and they find it as a source of attracting the opposite sex..
And most of the bike users are speed crazed. there is no harm in speeding..unless we are careful enough to protect ourselves.. the rate of bike accidents and the death rate due to those accidents keep increasing day by day..
WHY...????
It's all because of one careless action- NOT USING HELMET..!!!
Helmet protects u from the major form of head injury and prevents the main cause for death in a bike accident.
So I request all the young bloods and guns... who are leaping at this young age...
U have still more to achieve..!!
most of them die at a very young age where there life actually starts.
BEAR A CAUSE AND WEAR A HELMET...!!!
Let us join hands for a noble cause
Pass this on to all those whom u really care..!!
What tree did you fall from? Find your birthday, find your tree and then scroll down... This is really cool and somewhat accurate, also in line with Celtic astrology.
Jan 01 to Jan 11 - Fir Tree
Jan 12 to Jan 24 - Elm Tree
Jan 25 to Feb 03 - Cypress Tree
Feb 04 to Feb 08 - Poplar Tree
Feb 09 to Feb 18 - Cedar Tree
Feb 19 to Feb 28 - Pine Tree
Mar 01 to Mar 10 - Weeping Willow Tree
Mar 11 to Mar 20 - Lime Tree
Mar 21 - Oak Tree
Mar 22 to Mar 31 - Hazelnut Tree
Apr 01 to Apr 10 - Rowan Tree
Apr 11 to Apr 20 - Maple Tree
Apr 21 to Apr 30 - Walnut Tree
May 01 to May 14 - Poplar Tree
May 15 to May 24 - Chestnut Tree
May 25 to Jun 03 - Ash Tree
Jun 04 to Jun 13 - Hornbeam Tree
Jun 14 to Jun 23 - Fig Tree
Jun 24 - Birch Tree
Jun 25 to Jul 04 - Apple Tree
Jul 05 to Jul 14 - Fir Tree
Jul 15 to Jul 25 - Elm Tree
Jul 26 to Aug 04 - Cypress Tree
Aug 05 to Aug 13 - Poplar Tree
Aug 14 to Aug 23 - Cedar Tree
Aug 24 to Sep 02 - Pine Tree
Sep 03 to Sep 12 - Weeping Willow Tree
Sep 13 to Sep 22 - Lime Tree
Sep 23 - Olive Tree
Sep 24 to Oct 03 - Hazelnut Tree
Oct 04 to Oct 13 - Rowan Tree
Oct 14 to Oct 23 - Maple Tree
Oct 24 to Nov 11 - Walnut Tree
Nov 12 to Nov 21 - Chestnut Tree
Nov 22 to Dec 01 - Ash Tree
Dec 02 to Dec 11 - Hornbeam Tree
Dec 12 to Dec 21 - Fig Tree
Dec 22 - Beech Tree
Dec 23 to Dec 31 - Apple Tree
APPLE TREE (Love) - of slight build, lots of charm, appeal, and attraction, pleasant aura, flirtatious, adventurous, sensitive, always in love, wants to love and be loved, faithful and tender partner, very generous, scientific talents, lives for today, a carefree philosopher with imagination.
ASH TREE (Ambition) - uncommonly attractive, vivacious, impulsive, demanding, does not care for criticism, ambitious, intelligent, talented, likes to play with fate, can be egotistic, very reliable and trustworthy, faithful and prudent lover, sometimes brains rule over the heart, but takes partnership very seriously.
BEECH TREE (Creative) - has good taste, concerned about its looks, materialistic, good organization of life and career, economical, good leader, takes no unnecessary risks, reasonable, splendid lifetime companion, keen on keeping fit (diets, sports, etc.)
BIRCH TREE (Inspiration) - vivacious, attractive, elegant, friendly,pretentiou s, modest, does not like anything in excess, abhors the vulgar, loves life in nature and in calm, not very passionate, full of imagination, little ambition, creates a calm and content atmosphere.
CEDAR TREE (Confidence) - of rare beauty, knows how to adapt, likes luxury, of good health, not in the least shy, tends to look down on others,self- confident, determined, impatient, likes to impress others, many talents, industrious, healthy optimism, waiting for the one true love, able to make quick decisions.
CHESTNUT TREE (Honesty) - of unusual beauty, does not want to impress, well-developed sense of justice, vivacious, interested, a born diplomat,but irritates easily and sensitive in company, often due to a lack of self confidence, acts sometimes superior, feels not understood, loves only once, has difficulties in finding a partner.
CYPRESS TREE (Faithfulness) - strong, muscular, adaptable, takes what life has to give, content, optimistic, craves money and acknowledgment, hates loneliness, passionate lover which cannot be satisfied, faithful, quick-tempered, unruly, pedantic, and careless.
ELM TREE (Noble-Minded) - pleasant shape, tasteful clothes, loudest demands, tends not to forgive mistakes, cheerful, likes to lead but not to obey, honest and faithful partner, likes making decisions for others,noble- minded, generous, good sense of humor, practical.
FIG TREE (Sensibility) - very strong, a bit self-willed, independent, does not allow contradiction or arguments, loves life, its family, children and animals, a bit of a social butterfly, good sense of humor, likes idleness and laziness, of practical talent and intelligence.
FIR TREE (Mysterious) - extraordinary taste, dignity, sophisticated, loves anything beautiful, moody, stubborn, tends to egoism but cares for those close to them, rather modest, very ambitious, talented, industrious, uncontested lover, many friends, many foes, very reliable.
HAZELNUT TREE (Extraordinary) - charming, undemanding, very understanding, knows how to make an impression, active fighter for social cause, popular, moody, and capricious lover, honest, and tolerant partner, precise sense of judgment.
HORNBEAM TREE (Good Taste) - of cool beauty, cares for its looks and condition, good taste, is not egoistic, makes life as comfortable as possible, leads a reasonable and disciplined life, looks for kindness and acknowledgment in an emotional partner, dreams of unusual lovers, is seldom happy with its feelings, mistrusts most people, is never sure of its decisions, very conscientious.
LIME TREE (Doubt) - accepts what life dishes out in a composed way, hates fighting, stress, and labor, dislikes laziness and idleness, soft and relenting, makes sacrifices for friends, many talents but not tenacious enough to make them blossom, often wailing and complaining, very jealous but loyal.
MAPLE TREE (Independent) - no ordinary person, full of imagination and originality, shy and reserved, ambitious, proud, self-confident, hungers for new experiences, sometimes nervous, has many complexities, good memory, learns easily, complicated love life, wants to impress.
OAK TREE (Brave) - robust nature, courageous, strong, unrelenting, independent, sensible, does not like change, keeps its feet on the ground, person of action.
OLIVE TREE (Wisdom) - loves sun, warmth and kind feelings, reasonable, balanced, avoids aggression and violence, tolerant, cheerful, calm, well-developed sense of justice, sensitive, empathetic, free of jealousy, loves to read and the company of sophisticated people.
PINE TREE (Particular) - loves agreeable company, very robust, knows how to make life comfortable, very active, natural, good companion, but seldom friendly, falls easily in love but its passion burns out quickly, gives up easily, everything disappointments until it finds its ideal, trustworthy, practical.
POPLAR TREE (Uncertainty) - looks very decorative, not very self-confident, only courageous if necessary, needs goodwill and pleasant surroundings, very choosy, often lonely, great animosity, artistic nature, good organizer, tends to lean toward philosophy, reliable in any situation, takes partnership seriously.
ROWAN TREE (Sensitivity) - full of charm, cheerful, gifted without egoism, likes to draw attention, loves life, motion, unrest, and even complications, is both dependent and independent, good taste, artistic,passionate , emotional, good company, does not forgive.
WALNUT TREE (Passion) - unrelenting, strange and full of contrasts, often egotistic, aggressive, noble, broad horizon, unexpected reactions, spontaneous, unlimited ambition, no flexibility, difficult and uncommon partner, not always liked but often admired, ingenious strategist, very jealous and passionate, no compromise.
Jan 01 to Jan 11 - Fir Tree
Jan 12 to Jan 24 - Elm Tree
Jan 25 to Feb 03 - Cypress Tree
Feb 04 to Feb 08 - Poplar Tree
Feb 09 to Feb 18 - Cedar Tree
Feb 19 to Feb 28 - Pine Tree
Mar 01 to Mar 10 - Weeping Willow Tree
Mar 11 to Mar 20 - Lime Tree
Mar 21 - Oak Tree
Mar 22 to Mar 31 - Hazelnut Tree
Apr 01 to Apr 10 - Rowan Tree
Apr 11 to Apr 20 - Maple Tree
Apr 21 to Apr 30 - Walnut Tree
May 01 to May 14 - Poplar Tree
May 15 to May 24 - Chestnut Tree
May 25 to Jun 03 - Ash Tree
Jun 04 to Jun 13 - Hornbeam Tree
Jun 14 to Jun 23 - Fig Tree
Jun 24 - Birch Tree
Jun 25 to Jul 04 - Apple Tree
Jul 05 to Jul 14 - Fir Tree
Jul 15 to Jul 25 - Elm Tree
Jul 26 to Aug 04 - Cypress Tree
Aug 05 to Aug 13 - Poplar Tree
Aug 14 to Aug 23 - Cedar Tree
Aug 24 to Sep 02 - Pine Tree
Sep 03 to Sep 12 - Weeping Willow Tree
Sep 13 to Sep 22 - Lime Tree
Sep 23 - Olive Tree
Sep 24 to Oct 03 - Hazelnut Tree
Oct 04 to Oct 13 - Rowan Tree
Oct 14 to Oct 23 - Maple Tree
Oct 24 to Nov 11 - Walnut Tree
Nov 12 to Nov 21 - Chestnut Tree
Nov 22 to Dec 01 - Ash Tree
Dec 02 to Dec 11 - Hornbeam Tree
Dec 12 to Dec 21 - Fig Tree
Dec 22 - Beech Tree
Dec 23 to Dec 31 - Apple Tree
APPLE TREE (Love) - of slight build, lots of charm, appeal, and attraction, pleasant aura, flirtatious, adventurous, sensitive, always in love, wants to love and be loved, faithful and tender partner, very generous, scientific talents, lives for today, a carefree philosopher with imagination.
ASH TREE (Ambition) - uncommonly attractive, vivacious, impulsive, demanding, does not care for criticism, ambitious, intelligent, talented, likes to play with fate, can be egotistic, very reliable and trustworthy, faithful and prudent lover, sometimes brains rule over the heart, but takes partnership very seriously.
BEECH TREE (Creative) - has good taste, concerned about its looks, materialistic, good organization of life and career, economical, good leader, takes no unnecessary risks, reasonable, splendid lifetime companion, keen on keeping fit (diets, sports, etc.)
BIRCH TREE (Inspiration) - vivacious, attractive, elegant, friendly,pretentiou s, modest, does not like anything in excess, abhors the vulgar, loves life in nature and in calm, not very passionate, full of imagination, little ambition, creates a calm and content atmosphere.
CEDAR TREE (Confidence) - of rare beauty, knows how to adapt, likes luxury, of good health, not in the least shy, tends to look down on others,self- confident, determined, impatient, likes to impress others, many talents, industrious, healthy optimism, waiting for the one true love, able to make quick decisions.
CHESTNUT TREE (Honesty) - of unusual beauty, does not want to impress, well-developed sense of justice, vivacious, interested, a born diplomat,but irritates easily and sensitive in company, often due to a lack of self confidence, acts sometimes superior, feels not understood, loves only once, has difficulties in finding a partner.
CYPRESS TREE (Faithfulness) - strong, muscular, adaptable, takes what life has to give, content, optimistic, craves money and acknowledgment, hates loneliness, passionate lover which cannot be satisfied, faithful, quick-tempered, unruly, pedantic, and careless.
ELM TREE (Noble-Minded) - pleasant shape, tasteful clothes, loudest demands, tends not to forgive mistakes, cheerful, likes to lead but not to obey, honest and faithful partner, likes making decisions for others,noble- minded, generous, good sense of humor, practical.
FIG TREE (Sensibility) - very strong, a bit self-willed, independent, does not allow contradiction or arguments, loves life, its family, children and animals, a bit of a social butterfly, good sense of humor, likes idleness and laziness, of practical talent and intelligence.
FIR TREE (Mysterious) - extraordinary taste, dignity, sophisticated, loves anything beautiful, moody, stubborn, tends to egoism but cares for those close to them, rather modest, very ambitious, talented, industrious, uncontested lover, many friends, many foes, very reliable.
HAZELNUT TREE (Extraordinary) - charming, undemanding, very understanding, knows how to make an impression, active fighter for social cause, popular, moody, and capricious lover, honest, and tolerant partner, precise sense of judgment.
HORNBEAM TREE (Good Taste) - of cool beauty, cares for its looks and condition, good taste, is not egoistic, makes life as comfortable as possible, leads a reasonable and disciplined life, looks for kindness and acknowledgment in an emotional partner, dreams of unusual lovers, is seldom happy with its feelings, mistrusts most people, is never sure of its decisions, very conscientious.
LIME TREE (Doubt) - accepts what life dishes out in a composed way, hates fighting, stress, and labor, dislikes laziness and idleness, soft and relenting, makes sacrifices for friends, many talents but not tenacious enough to make them blossom, often wailing and complaining, very jealous but loyal.
MAPLE TREE (Independent) - no ordinary person, full of imagination and originality, shy and reserved, ambitious, proud, self-confident, hungers for new experiences, sometimes nervous, has many complexities, good memory, learns easily, complicated love life, wants to impress.
OAK TREE (Brave) - robust nature, courageous, strong, unrelenting, independent, sensible, does not like change, keeps its feet on the ground, person of action.
OLIVE TREE (Wisdom) - loves sun, warmth and kind feelings, reasonable, balanced, avoids aggression and violence, tolerant, cheerful, calm, well-developed sense of justice, sensitive, empathetic, free of jealousy, loves to read and the company of sophisticated people.
PINE TREE (Particular) - loves agreeable company, very robust, knows how to make life comfortable, very active, natural, good companion, but seldom friendly, falls easily in love but its passion burns out quickly, gives up easily, everything disappointments until it finds its ideal, trustworthy, practical.
POPLAR TREE (Uncertainty) - looks very decorative, not very self-confident, only courageous if necessary, needs goodwill and pleasant surroundings, very choosy, often lonely, great animosity, artistic nature, good organizer, tends to lean toward philosophy, reliable in any situation, takes partnership seriously.
ROWAN TREE (Sensitivity) - full of charm, cheerful, gifted without egoism, likes to draw attention, loves life, motion, unrest, and even complications, is both dependent and independent, good taste, artistic,passionate , emotional, good company, does not forgive.
WALNUT TREE (Passion) - unrelenting, strange and full of contrasts, often egotistic, aggressive, noble, broad horizon, unexpected reactions, spontaneous, unlimited ambition, no flexibility, difficult and uncommon partner, not always liked but often admired, ingenious strategist, very jealous and passionate, no compromise.
Tuesday, 28 August 2007
Today's Story is Do your Best
Sometimes occasionally goes by the rules but mostly does his own thing. Heis more worried about being everyone's friend than doing his school work.He gets into trouble a lot but managed to charm his way through it. Hisparents have gone to school a lot to have parent teacher conferences.Always is a boy who always goes by the book, never breaks the rules and isnever in trouble. He always pleased his family and friends and never letthem down. He is usually stressed out and gets headaches and stomach achesfrom stress.Always became very ill one day and had to be rushed to the hospital. Thedoctors were baffled at what could be wrong with him. Many tests were runand in the end they were inconclusive. He was released and went home onlyto be stressed some more about missing school and possibly letting everyonedown if he received a grade less than an A.Now sometimes was doing poorly in school and he knew it. He decided that hewould just do what he could to get by, he thought " Why should I stress outlook what happened to Always."Well Always was having the same thoughts “Why should I stress and makemyself sick, sometimes gets by ok" and at that time he started missingschool and just barely got passing grades.Their parents decided to sit the boys down and talk to them and tell themthat they just need to do their best and that is all that can be asked ofthem. They do not need to stress and get ill but also do not slack off andget failing grades.Their parents just wanted them to know that whatever they did they would beproud of them as long as they did their best.Finally, Sometimes spoke up and said " You mean even if we don't do wellall the time that you will still love us and be proud of us ?? " Theparents answered the question, "yes we will love you , ALWAYS !!!!" The moral is,do your best at whatever you do that is all that can be expected of you and you will turn out just fine your parents will love you no matter what.
Sometimes occasionally goes by the rules but mostly does his own thing. Heis more worried about being everyone's friend than doing his school work.He gets into trouble a lot but managed to charm his way through it. Hisparents have gone to school a lot to have parent teacher conferences.Always is a boy who always goes by the book, never breaks the rules and isnever in trouble. He always pleased his family and friends and never letthem down. He is usually stressed out and gets headaches and stomach achesfrom stress.Always became very ill one day and had to be rushed to the hospital. Thedoctors were baffled at what could be wrong with him. Many tests were runand in the end they were inconclusive. He was released and went home onlyto be stressed some more about missing school and possibly letting everyonedown if he received a grade less than an A.Now sometimes was doing poorly in school and he knew it. He decided that hewould just do what he could to get by, he thought " Why should I stress outlook what happened to Always."Well Always was having the same thoughts “Why should I stress and makemyself sick, sometimes gets by ok" and at that time he started missingschool and just barely got passing grades.Their parents decided to sit the boys down and talk to them and tell themthat they just need to do their best and that is all that can be asked ofthem. They do not need to stress and get ill but also do not slack off andget failing grades.Their parents just wanted them to know that whatever they did they would beproud of them as long as they did their best.Finally, Sometimes spoke up and said " You mean even if we don't do wellall the time that you will still love us and be proud of us ?? " Theparents answered the question, "yes we will love you , ALWAYS !!!!" The moral is,do your best at whatever you do that is all that can be expected of you and you will turn out just fine your parents will love you no matter what.
Never lick envelope or stamp
One day a girl licked the envelopes and postage stamps instead of using a sponge. That very day the lady found a cut on her tongue. A week later, she noticed an abnormal swelling of her tongue. She went to the doctor, and they found nothing wrong. Her tongue was not sore or anything. A couple of days later, her tongue started to swell more, and it began to get really sore, so sore, that she could not eat. She went back to the hospital, and demanded something be done. The doctor took an x-ray of her tongue and noticed a lump. He prepared her for minor surgery. When the doctor cut her tongue open, a live cockroach crawled out!!!! There were cockroach eggs on the seal of the envelope. The egg was able to hatch inside of her tongue, because of her saliva. It was warm and moist... This is a true story reported on CNN. Andy Hume wrote: Hey, I used to work in an envelope factory. You wouldn't believe the....things that float around in those gum applicator trays. I haven't licked an envelope for years!" I used to work for a print shop (32 years ago) and we were told NEVER to lick the envelopes. I never understood why until I had to go into storage and pull out 2500 envelopes that were already printed and saw several squads of cockroaches roaming around inside a couple of boxes with eggs everywhere. They eat the glue on the envelopes. PLEASE PASS THIS ON, TO YOUR FRIENDS. After reading this you will never lick envelope or stamp
Have a look on this Magics(Bugs).
MAGIC #1
An Indian discovered that nobody can create a FOLDER anywhere on the
computer which can be named as "CON".
This is something pretty cool...and unbelievable... At Microsoft the whole Team, couldn't answer why this happened!
TRY IT NOW ,IT WILL NOT CREATE " CON " FOLDER
MAGIC #2
For those of you using Windows, do the following:
1.) Open an empty notepad file
2.) Type "Bush hid the facts" (without the quotes)
3.) Save it as whatever you want.
4.) Close it, and re-open it.
is it just a really weird bug? :-??
MAGIC #3
Microsoft crazy facts
This is something pretty cool and neat...and unbelievable... At
Microsoft the whole Team, including Bill Gates, couldn't answer why this happened!
It was discovered by a Brazilian.
Try it out yourself...
Open Microsoft Word and
type
=rand (200, 99)
And then press ENTER
then see the magic...............................
MAGIC #1
An Indian discovered that nobody can create a FOLDER anywhere on the
computer which can be named as "CON".
This is something pretty cool...and unbelievable... At Microsoft the whole Team, couldn't answer why this happened!
TRY IT NOW ,IT WILL NOT CREATE " CON " FOLDER
MAGIC #2
For those of you using Windows, do the following:
1.) Open an empty notepad file
2.) Type "Bush hid the facts" (without the quotes)
3.) Save it as whatever you want.
4.) Close it, and re-open it.
is it just a really weird bug? :-??
MAGIC #3
Microsoft crazy facts
This is something pretty cool and neat...and unbelievable... At
Microsoft the whole Team, including Bill Gates, couldn't answer why this happened!
It was discovered by a Brazilian.
Try it out yourself...
Open Microsoft Word and
type
=rand (200, 99)
And then press ENTER
then see the magic...............................
Heart attack and drinking
warm water
Please read this and forward it to those you care.
Heart Attacks and drinking warm water....
This is a very good article. Not only about the warm water after your
meal,
but about heart attacks. This makes sense.. the Chinese and Japanese
drink
hot tea with their meals...not cold water...maybe it is time we adopt
their
drinking habit while eating!!!
Nothing to lose, everything to gain...
For those who like to drink cold water, this article is applicable to
you.
It is nice to have a cup of cold drink after a meal. However, the cold
water will solidify the oily stuff that you have just c onsumed. It
will
slow down the digestion. Once this "sludge" reacts with the acid, it
will
break down and be absorbed by the intestine faster than the solid food.
It
will line the intestine. Very soon, this will turn into fats and lead
to
cancer. It is best to drink hot soup or warm water after a meal.
A serious note about heart attacks: You should know that not every
heart
attack symptom is going to be the left arm hurting. Be aware of intense
pain in the jaw line.
You may never have the first chest pain during the course of a heart
attack. Nausea and intense sweating are also common symptoms. 60% of
people
who have a heart attack while they are asleep do not wake up. Pain in
the
jaw can wake you from a sound sleep. Let's be careful and be aware. The
more we know, the better chance we could survive...
Read this...It could save your life!! ..
HEALTH BYTEApple, the Wonder Fruit ( Modified)Most of us are familiar with the tale that originated from Switzerland ofWilliam Tell when an Apple was placed on the head of his son and Tell wasordered to split the apple with his arrow or lose his son. Of course Tellsucceeded in piercing the apple into two and saved his son. Again we haveheard of Adam's apple. The story goes that in the Garden of Eden, Adam atea piece of the forbidden fruit that got stuck in his throat, and thus theterm Adam’s Apple. An Adam's apple sometimes looks like a small, roundedapple just under the skin in the front of the throat, usually seen in boys.Now let’s have some interesting facts about Apples and how they aid in goodhealth
The Greek and Roman mythology refer to apples as symbols of love and beautybut Apple contain vitamins like Vitamin C, Beta-Carotene, iron andpotassium etc., The Vitamin C content may not be as good as Oranges butapples have very high mineral contents, pectins, malic acid which are goodin normalizing the intestines. Apple is good for treatment of anaemia,dysentery, heart disease, headache, eye disorders, kidney stones andpromotes vigour and vitality. Apple juice is good to overcome a liverishfeeling, further, apples are unlikely to cause allergic reactions and areexcellent means of providing essential fluids to the body.A popular saying about apples is that apples combine the best attributes ofsomething old and something new. A number of components in apples, havebeen found in studies to lower blood cholesterol with a reduced risk ofischemic heart disease, stroke, prostrate cancer, type II diabetes andasthma. A new study whose findings have been published in the Journal ofAlzheimer’s Disease is sure to bring cheers for people suffering from thisstrange disease.This study suggests that eating and drinking apples and apple juice, inconjunction with a balanced diet, can protect the brain from the effects ofoxidative stress- and that we should eat such antioxidant-rich foods.Apples are also good for treatment of the Acid reflux condition also calledgerd (gastro esophageal reflux disease).
It is well said that we should have in our diet apart from vegetables,fresh coloured fruits like Yellow Apples, Green Apples, Red Apples etc.,which are easily available considering that we have some of the best Applescoming fro m places like Kashmir, Himachal Pradesh etc., Of course importedapples like Washington apples and Australian apples are available at bigdepartmental stores. Some of the well known apple varieties are GoldenNoble, Bramleys etc., As in vegetables like carrot, the colours in fruitslike Apples are indicative of good health as shown below:Green Apples- Good for strong bones and teeth, aids in vision, anti cancerproperties.Yellow Apples- Good for heart and eyes, immune system, reduce risk of somecancersRed Apples- Good for heart, Memory function, lower risk of some cancers andto maintain urinary tract healthSo lets seize the opportunity to grab as much apples as we can in our dietfor good health for the whole family.
warm water
Please read this and forward it to those you care.
Heart Attacks and drinking warm water....
This is a very good article. Not only about the warm water after your
meal,
but about heart attacks. This makes sense.. the Chinese and Japanese
drink
hot tea with their meals...not cold water...maybe it is time we adopt
their
drinking habit while eating!!!
Nothing to lose, everything to gain...
For those who like to drink cold water, this article is applicable to
you.
It is nice to have a cup of cold drink after a meal. However, the cold
water will solidify the oily stuff that you have just c onsumed. It
will
slow down the digestion. Once this "sludge" reacts with the acid, it
will
break down and be absorbed by the intestine faster than the solid food.
It
will line the intestine. Very soon, this will turn into fats and lead
to
cancer. It is best to drink hot soup or warm water after a meal.
A serious note about heart attacks: You should know that not every
heart
attack symptom is going to be the left arm hurting. Be aware of intense
pain in the jaw line.
You may never have the first chest pain during the course of a heart
attack. Nausea and intense sweating are also common symptoms. 60% of
people
who have a heart attack while they are asleep do not wake up. Pain in
the
jaw can wake you from a sound sleep. Let's be careful and be aware. The
more we know, the better chance we could survive...
Read this...It could save your life!! ..
HEALTH BYTEApple, the Wonder Fruit ( Modified)Most of us are familiar with the tale that originated from Switzerland ofWilliam Tell when an Apple was placed on the head of his son and Tell wasordered to split the apple with his arrow or lose his son. Of course Tellsucceeded in piercing the apple into two and saved his son. Again we haveheard of Adam's apple. The story goes that in the Garden of Eden, Adam atea piece of the forbidden fruit that got stuck in his throat, and thus theterm Adam’s Apple. An Adam's apple sometimes looks like a small, roundedapple just under the skin in the front of the throat, usually seen in boys.Now let’s have some interesting facts about Apples and how they aid in goodhealth
The Greek and Roman mythology refer to apples as symbols of love and beautybut Apple contain vitamins like Vitamin C, Beta-Carotene, iron andpotassium etc., The Vitamin C content may not be as good as Oranges butapples have very high mineral contents, pectins, malic acid which are goodin normalizing the intestines. Apple is good for treatment of anaemia,dysentery, heart disease, headache, eye disorders, kidney stones andpromotes vigour and vitality. Apple juice is good to overcome a liverishfeeling, further, apples are unlikely to cause allergic reactions and areexcellent means of providing essential fluids to the body.A popular saying about apples is that apples combine the best attributes ofsomething old and something new. A number of components in apples, havebeen found in studies to lower blood cholesterol with a reduced risk ofischemic heart disease, stroke, prostrate cancer, type II diabetes andasthma. A new study whose findings have been published in the Journal ofAlzheimer’s Disease is sure to bring cheers for people suffering from thisstrange disease.This study suggests that eating and drinking apples and apple juice, inconjunction with a balanced diet, can protect the brain from the effects ofoxidative stress- and that we should eat such antioxidant-rich foods.Apples are also good for treatment of the Acid reflux condition also calledgerd (gastro esophageal reflux disease).
It is well said that we should have in our diet apart from vegetables,fresh coloured fruits like Yellow Apples, Green Apples, Red Apples etc.,which are easily available considering that we have some of the best Applescoming fro m places like Kashmir, Himachal Pradesh etc., Of course importedapples like Washington apples and Australian apples are available at bigdepartmental stores. Some of the well known apple varieties are GoldenNoble, Bramleys etc., As in vegetables like carrot, the colours in fruitslike Apples are indicative of good health as shown below:Green Apples- Good for strong bones and teeth, aids in vision, anti cancerproperties.Yellow Apples- Good for heart and eyes, immune system, reduce risk of somecancersRed Apples- Good for heart, Memory function, lower risk of some cancers andto maintain urinary tract healthSo lets seize the opportunity to grab as much apples as we can in our dietfor good health for the whole family.
Which's better, the former or the latter???
Dad used to give us Rs. 20/- per month, in that we were not only able to eat stomachs fill, but we were able tosave too!!!
Now we earn a sum of 20K, we have no idea where it goes, let alone savingit!!
Which's better, the former or the latter???
6 subjects per year, 6 different teachers!
One project since we joined and just one manager!!
Which's better, the former or the latter???
We used to make notes; we used to study for ranks!!
Now we scan thru our mails; we struggle for our ratings!!!
Which's better, the former or the latter???
We have still not forgotten the people in the next section!!!
Now we don't even know who sits in the next cubicle!!!
Which's better, the former or the latter???
After getting back from a tiring play, we used to do our home work!!
Now who knows/cares about home; all we do is just work!!!
Which's better, the former or the latter???
We knew our history and economics!!
Now let alone reading books, we don't even catch up with the daily news!!!
Which's better, the former or the latter???
We had an aim in life; behind our backs we had our teachers!!
Now we have no idea about the future nor do we find any one who would tellus anything!!!
Now just ask yourself,
Which's better, the former or the latter???
Dad used to give us Rs. 20/- per month, in that we were not only able to eat stomachs fill, but we were able tosave too!!!
Now we earn a sum of 20K, we have no idea where it goes, let alone savingit!!
Which's better, the former or the latter???
6 subjects per year, 6 different teachers!
One project since we joined and just one manager!!
Which's better, the former or the latter???
We used to make notes; we used to study for ranks!!
Now we scan thru our mails; we struggle for our ratings!!!
Which's better, the former or the latter???
We have still not forgotten the people in the next section!!!
Now we don't even know who sits in the next cubicle!!!
Which's better, the former or the latter???
After getting back from a tiring play, we used to do our home work!!
Now who knows/cares about home; all we do is just work!!!
Which's better, the former or the latter???
We knew our history and economics!!
Now let alone reading books, we don't even catch up with the daily news!!!
Which's better, the former or the latter???
We had an aim in life; behind our backs we had our teachers!!
Now we have no idea about the future nor do we find any one who would tellus anything!!!
Now just ask yourself,
Which's better, the former or the latter???
Who is the BEST - Infosys, Wipro or TCS?
One day, three consultants, one from Wipro, one from Infosys and one fromTCS, went out for a walk."Why don't we prove who is the best among ourselves?"Why not, said the other two.
The Infosian said "Let's have a test. Whoever makes this monkey laugh,works for the best firm".
Being a pure logical strategist, the person from TCS tried to make themonkey Laugh by telling jokes. The monkey stayed still.As a more practical consultant, the Wipro guy tried to make funnygestures... No good, the monkey stayed put...Now, comes the Infosian.
Being the practical guy he was always trained tobe, he whispered something into the monkey's ear, and it burst out laughingat him ..The other two were astonished. So the Wipro guy said "OK, let's takeanother test. Let's make this monkey cry!!"So there they went again, applying the same methods as before.
The TCS guynarrated sad stories, the Wipro guy made sad gestures, and they failedagain...Then, the Infosian again whispered something into the monkey's ear and oh!It started crying, patting the Infosian's shoulder!The other two just could not believe their eyes! So the tcs guy said "OK,you've won twice. If you can win just this one, we will bow to you.
Let'smake this monkey run". and he barked at the monkey and ordered him to run.Of course, it stayedwhere it was.. The Wipro guy, true to his type, pushed and prodded themonkey- still No go.So...here comes Infosian, again, and whispers into the monkey's ear. TheMonkey just takes off! It runs and runs as fast as it can, as if it wasscared to death!The other two surrendered.
They Said: "OK, we give up.You're the best among us, and you work for the Best firm of the three. ButPlease, please tell us your secret," they begged him."Well", said the Infosian, "The first time I made it laugh, I told I workfor Infosys.
The next time, I told the monkey how much I get paid ...so itstarted crying.And then I told that I was here for recruitment! !!
One day, three consultants, one from Wipro, one from Infosys and one fromTCS, went out for a walk."Why don't we prove who is the best among ourselves?"Why not, said the other two.
The Infosian said "Let's have a test. Whoever makes this monkey laugh,works for the best firm".
Being a pure logical strategist, the person from TCS tried to make themonkey Laugh by telling jokes. The monkey stayed still.As a more practical consultant, the Wipro guy tried to make funnygestures... No good, the monkey stayed put...Now, comes the Infosian.
Being the practical guy he was always trained tobe, he whispered something into the monkey's ear, and it burst out laughingat him ..The other two were astonished. So the Wipro guy said "OK, let's takeanother test. Let's make this monkey cry!!"So there they went again, applying the same methods as before.
The TCS guynarrated sad stories, the Wipro guy made sad gestures, and they failedagain...Then, the Infosian again whispered something into the monkey's ear and oh!It started crying, patting the Infosian's shoulder!The other two just could not believe their eyes! So the tcs guy said "OK,you've won twice. If you can win just this one, we will bow to you.
Let'smake this monkey run". and he barked at the monkey and ordered him to run.Of course, it stayedwhere it was.. The Wipro guy, true to his type, pushed and prodded themonkey- still No go.So...here comes Infosian, again, and whispers into the monkey's ear. TheMonkey just takes off! It runs and runs as fast as it can, as if it wasscared to death!The other two surrendered.
They Said: "OK, we give up.You're the best among us, and you work for the Best firm of the three. ButPlease, please tell us your secret," they begged him."Well", said the Infosian, "The first time I made it laugh, I told I workfor Infosys.
The next time, I told the monkey how much I get paid ...so itstarted crying.And then I told that I was here for recruitment! !!
If titanic was produced in INDIA.....
1) There would be 10 times as many people on the ship
2) There would be a song with Kate Winslet in a white saree and of coursesinging in the rain
3) The movie would be called "Pyar Kiya To Marna Kya"
4) Hero and Heroine would float in cold water for days and still survive,but the villian would die on the first dip
5) The iceberg would be sent by the heroine's father to teach the hero aesson
6) None of the women would float due to heavy designer sarees.
7) Himesh Reshammiya could not use his nose to sing as his nose would berunning due to the cold weather condition.And last but not least
8) More Than Half of the rescue boats would be reserved for SC/ST/OBC.
1) There would be 10 times as many people on the ship
2) There would be a song with Kate Winslet in a white saree and of coursesinging in the rain
3) The movie would be called "Pyar Kiya To Marna Kya"
4) Hero and Heroine would float in cold water for days and still survive,but the villian would die on the first dip
5) The iceberg would be sent by the heroine's father to teach the hero aesson
6) None of the women would float due to heavy designer sarees.
7) Himesh Reshammiya could not use his nose to sing as his nose would berunning due to the cold weather condition.And last but not least
8) More Than Half of the rescue boats would be reserved for SC/ST/OBC.
English:
twinkle twinlke little star
how i wonder what u are
Telangana Telugu:
merishe merishe shinna sukka
pareshan ayiti ne ninnu sushi
English:
Johnny Johnny Yes papa
Eating Sugar No papa
Telangana Telugu:
Johnny ga Johnny ga.. Endhi naina
Shekkar Bukkuthunnaav ra.. ledhu naina
English:
Jack and Jill went up the hill
To fetch a pail of water
jack fell down and broke his crown
jill came tumbling down.
Telangana Telugu:
jack gaadu jill gaadu konda ku poyinru
gaadi ki poyi neellu testunte
jack gaadu kinda padi moothi bokkal saap chesu kundu
jill gaadu dil khush toni panduga cheskundu
twinkle twinlke little star
how i wonder what u are
Telangana Telugu:
merishe merishe shinna sukka
pareshan ayiti ne ninnu sushi
English:
Johnny Johnny Yes papa
Eating Sugar No papa
Telangana Telugu:
Johnny ga Johnny ga.. Endhi naina
Shekkar Bukkuthunnaav ra.. ledhu naina
English:
Jack and Jill went up the hill
To fetch a pail of water
jack fell down and broke his crown
jill came tumbling down.
Telangana Telugu:
jack gaadu jill gaadu konda ku poyinru
gaadi ki poyi neellu testunte
jack gaadu kinda padi moothi bokkal saap chesu kundu
jill gaadu dil khush toni panduga cheskundu
Tuesday, 21 August 2007
There is a foundation called TANKER (Tamilnadu kidney Research
Foundation),
where they treat all kidney related problems free of cost.
http://www.tankerfoundation.com/
T hey even do Dialysis free of cost. Please forward this message and
let
people utilize this opportunity. It can help people who are in need.
Don't neglect. Please forward the message.
For further Details contact: 044 - 28273407 and 28241635.
Forward to all people you know........ .....may be it would be of help
to
at least one.
Foundation),
where they treat all kidney related problems free of cost.
http://www.tankerfoundation.com/
T hey even do Dialysis free of cost. Please forward this message and
let
people utilize this opportunity. It can help people who are in need.
Don't neglect. Please forward the message.
For further Details contact: 044 - 28273407 and 28241635.
Forward to all people you know........ .....may be it would be of help
to
at least one.
A Wonderful Story
A woman came out of her house and saw 3 old men with long white
beards
sitting in her front yard. She did not recognize them. She said "I
don't
think I know you, but you must be hungry. Please come in and have
something to eat."
"Is the man of the house home?", they asked.
"No", she replied. "He's out."
"Then we cannot come in", they replied.
In the evening when her husband came home, she told him what had
happened.
"Go tell them I am home and invite them in!"
The woman went out and invited the men in"
"We do not go into a House together," they replied.
"Why is that?" she asked.
One of the old men explained: "His name is Wealth," he said pointing to
one
of his friends, and said pointing to another one, "He is Success, and I
am
Love." Then he added, "Now go in and discuss with your husband which
one of
us you want in your home."
The woman went in and told her husband what was said. Her husband
was
overjoyed. "How n ice!!", he said. "Since that is the case, let us
invite
Wealth. Let him come and fill our home with wealth!"
His wife disagreed. "My dear, why don't we invite Success?"
Their daughter was listening from the other corner of the house. She
jumped
in with her own suggestion: "Would it not be better to invite Love?
Our
home will then be filled with love!"
"Let us heed our daughter's advice," said the husband to his wife.
"Go out and invite Love to be our guest."
The woman went out and asked the 3 old men, "Which one of you is
Love?
Please come in and be our guest."
Love got up and started walking toward the house. The other 2 also got
up
and followed him. Surprised, t he lady asked Wealth and Success: "I
only
invited Love, Why are you coming in?"
The old men replied together: "If you had invited Wealth or Success,
the
other two of us would've stayed out, but since you invited Love,
wherever
He goes, we go with him. Wherever there is Love, there is also Wealth
and
Success!!!!!!"
MY WISH FOR YOU...
-Where there is pain, I wish you peace and mercy.
-Where there is self-doubting, I wish you a renewed confidence in
your
ability to work through it.
-Where there is tiredness, or exhaustion, I wish you understanding,
patience, and renewed strength.
-Where there is fear, I wish you love, and courage.
You have two choices right now:
1. Delete this email.
2. Invite love by sharing this story with all the people you care
about.
I hope you will choose #2. As I did
A woman came out of her house and saw 3 old men with long white
beards
sitting in her front yard. She did not recognize them. She said "I
don't
think I know you, but you must be hungry. Please come in and have
something to eat."
"Is the man of the house home?", they asked.
"No", she replied. "He's out."
"Then we cannot come in", they replied.
In the evening when her husband came home, she told him what had
happened.
"Go tell them I am home and invite them in!"
The woman went out and invited the men in"
"We do not go into a House together," they replied.
"Why is that?" she asked.
One of the old men explained: "His name is Wealth," he said pointing to
one
of his friends, and said pointing to another one, "He is Success, and I
am
Love." Then he added, "Now go in and discuss with your husband which
one of
us you want in your home."
The woman went in and told her husband what was said. Her husband
was
overjoyed. "How n ice!!", he said. "Since that is the case, let us
invite
Wealth. Let him come and fill our home with wealth!"
His wife disagreed. "My dear, why don't we invite Success?"
Their daughter was listening from the other corner of the house. She
jumped
in with her own suggestion: "Would it not be better to invite Love?
Our
home will then be filled with love!"
"Let us heed our daughter's advice," said the husband to his wife.
"Go out and invite Love to be our guest."
The woman went out and asked the 3 old men, "Which one of you is
Love?
Please come in and be our guest."
Love got up and started walking toward the house. The other 2 also got
up
and followed him. Surprised, t he lady asked Wealth and Success: "I
only
invited Love, Why are you coming in?"
The old men replied together: "If you had invited Wealth or Success,
the
other two of us would've stayed out, but since you invited Love,
wherever
He goes, we go with him. Wherever there is Love, there is also Wealth
and
Success!!!!!!"
MY WISH FOR YOU...
-Where there is pain, I wish you peace and mercy.
-Where there is self-doubting, I wish you a renewed confidence in
your
ability to work through it.
-Where there is tiredness, or exhaustion, I wish you understanding,
patience, and renewed strength.
-Where there is fear, I wish you love, and courage.
You have two choices right now:
1. Delete this email.
2. Invite love by sharing this story with all the people you care
about.
I hope you will choose #2. As I did
A Software professional in Hell !
One politician, One thief & One Programmer died & went straight to
hell.
Politician said "I miss my country. I want to call my country and see
how everybody is doing there." She called and talked for about 5
minutes,
then she asked "Well, devil how much do I need to pay for the call????
The devil says "Five million dollars".
The Politician wrote him a cheque and went to sit back on her chair.
Thief was so jealous! s, he starts screaming, "My turn! I wanna call
my group
members, I want to see how everybody is doing there too"
He called and talked for about 2 minutes, then he asked "Well, devil
how much do I need to pay for the call????
The devil says "Ten million dollars".
With a smug look on his face, he made a cheque and went to sit back on
his chair.
Programmer was even more jealous & starts screaming, "I want to call my
IT friends too",
He called other IT person and he talked for twenty hours about various
Technologies and Project Managers, he talked & talked & talked, then he
asked "Well, devil how much do I need to pay for the call????
The devil says "Twenty dollars".
Programmer is stunned & says "Twenty dollars??? Only ??"
Devil says
"Calling hell to hell
is local !!!
One politician, One thief & One Programmer died & went straight to
hell.
Politician said "I miss my country. I want to call my country and see
how everybody is doing there." She called and talked for about 5
minutes,
then she asked "Well, devil how much do I need to pay for the call????
The devil says "Five million dollars".
The Politician wrote him a cheque and went to sit back on her chair.
Thief was so jealous! s, he starts screaming, "My turn! I wanna call
my group
members, I want to see how everybody is doing there too"
He called and talked for about 2 minutes, then he asked "Well, devil
how much do I need to pay for the call????
The devil says "Ten million dollars".
With a smug look on his face, he made a cheque and went to sit back on
his chair.
Programmer was even more jealous & starts screaming, "I want to call my
IT friends too",
He called other IT person and he talked for twenty hours about various
Technologies and Project Managers, he talked & talked & talked, then he
asked "Well, devil how much do I need to pay for the call????
The devil says "Twenty dollars".
Programmer is stunned & says "Twenty dollars??? Only ??"
Devil says
"Calling hell to hell
is local !!!
OOPS Concepts...
class Indian_Bachelor_female_professional
{
double styles;
short skirts;
long time_to_understand_problems;
float mind;
void knowledge();
char non_co_operative;
};
class Married_female_Software_Professional
{
double weight;
short tempered;
long gossips;
float hopes;
void work();
char unstable;
};
class Female_Engaged_software_professional
{
double time_on_phone;
short attention_on_work;
long boast;
float on_cloud_nine;
void understanding();
char edgy;
};
class Indian_Newly_Married_software_professional
{
double dinner_invitations;
short time_at_work;
long lunch_breaks;
float talks;
void bank_balance();
char hen_pecked;
};
class Indian_husband_wife_software_professional
{
double income;
short temper;
long time_no_see;
float new_software_company;
void lov
};
Class Guy_who_wrote_this
{
Long time_on_bench;
Void work();
}
hmmmmmmmmmmmm
class Indian_Bachelor_female_professional
{
double styles;
short skirts;
long time_to_understand_problems;
float mind;
void knowledge();
char non_co_operative;
};
class Married_female_Software_Professional
{
double weight;
short tempered;
long gossips;
float hopes;
void work();
char unstable;
};
class Female_Engaged_software_professional
{
double time_on_phone;
short attention_on_work;
long boast;
float on_cloud_nine;
void understanding();
char edgy;
};
class Indian_Newly_Married_software_professional
{
double dinner_invitations;
short time_at_work;
long lunch_breaks;
float talks;
void bank_balance();
char hen_pecked;
};
class Indian_husband_wife_software_professional
{
double income;
short temper;
long time_no_see;
float new_software_company;
void lov
};
Class Guy_who_wrote_this
{
Long time_on_bench;
Void work();
}
hmmmmmmmmmmmm
The Jana Gana Mana - Indian National Anthem was a historic video
released
January 26, 2000 to mark the 50th year of the Indian Republic. It has
the
distinction of being released by the then President of India, in the
Central Hall of the Indian Parliament. It was produced by Bharat Bala
and
Kanika Myer and published by Ministry of Culture, Youth Affairs and
Sports,
Government of India.
Bharat Bala and A. R. Rahman came together to create a historic album
called ‘Jana Gana Mana’. This was a project in which over 35 top
artistes
of the nation came together to sing or play the Indian National Anthem,
“Jana Gana Manaâ€. The project had started as “Desh Ka Salaamâ€
which was
telecast in Indian TV channels and on the web on August 15, 1999, in
which
several great Indian musicians, from the classical to the contemporary,
came together to give a soulful and modern rendition of the National
Anthem. The video was released on January 26, 2000.
The Making of the Video
Bharat Bala and Kanika had been working together on various projects
such
as Vande Mataram (1996, 1998) and Desh Ka Salaam (1999) when they
realised
that there was not a single popular rendering of the Indian National
Anthem. They thus decided to re-create the National Anthem in a year
2000
version, something that should be ‘inspiring for young people to
listen
to.’
Bharat Bala Productions roped in A R Rahman to produce the music and 60
artistes were taken to Ladakh in North India to film the video for the
instrumental version of the video. The final instrumental was a
40-piece
string section along with Pandit Shiv Kumar Sharma, Vikku Vinayakram
and
other instrumental maestros of Indian classical music. Most of the
performances included two generations of maestros - fathers and sons.
In
Kanika’s words, “It was a huge musical unification… this anthem
has so much
of soul.â€
It is also notable that during the filming of the anthem with the
Ladakh
Scouts, there were about 500 jawans who fought during the Kargil war.
The
producers hoisted a huge flag about 40 feet long for the video in their
honour.
Thota Tharini, an artist based out of Madras painted what is now the
Vande
Mataram logo for the video.
Music
The music was produced and arranged by A R Rahman. The video was
produced
by Bharat Bala Productions.
Vocalists
* D. K. Pattammal
* Pandit Bhimsen Joshi
* Lata Mangeshkar
* Pandit Jasraj
* Mangalampalli Balamurali Krishna
* Jagjit Singh
* Pandit Ajoy Chakrabarty
* Shobha Gurtu
* Begum Parveena Sultana
* Bhupen Hazarika
* Ustad Rashid Khan
* Ustad Ghulam Mustafa Khan
* Smt. Shruti Sadolikar
* Dr S P Balasubramaniam
* Sudha Raghunathan
* Asha Bhosle
* Hariharan
* Kavita Krishnamurthy
* P Unnikrishnan
* Nityashree
* Saddiq Khan Langa
* Ghulam Murtaza Khan
* Ghulam Qadir Khan
* Kaushiki Chakrabarty
Instrumentalists
* Flute: Pandit Hari Prasad Chaurasia
* Sarod: Ustad Amjad Ali Khan, Amaan Ali Bangash, Ayaan Ali Bangash
* Santoor: Pandit Shiv Kumar Sharma, Rahul Sharma
* Ghattam: Vikku Vinayakram, Uma Shankar
* Mohan Veena: Pandit Vishwa Mohan Bhatt
* Saxophone: Kadri Gopalnath
* Chitraveena: Ravikiran
* Veena: E Gayathri
* Sarangi: Ustad Sultan Khan
* Sitar: Pandit Kartick Kumar, Niladri Kumar
* Violin: Kumaresh, Ganesh
Orchestra
* Conductor: K. Srinivas Murthy
* Cello: Ramsekar, R K Vijayandran, Bidyur Khayal
* Tympany: Kumar, Karthikeyan
* Violin: M Kalyanasundaram, Jerry Fernandes, Cyril Fernandes, R
Joseph, K Murali, B J Chandru, B Balu, Murali, Dinakar,
Rex Isaac, Debu Ashish, PJ Sebastian, P S Ramachandran
* Mridangam: D A Srinivas
* Harp: R Visweswaran
The Video
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=7399792002477900458
released
January 26, 2000 to mark the 50th year of the Indian Republic. It has
the
distinction of being released by the then President of India, in the
Central Hall of the Indian Parliament. It was produced by Bharat Bala
and
Kanika Myer and published by Ministry of Culture, Youth Affairs and
Sports,
Government of India.
Bharat Bala and A. R. Rahman came together to create a historic album
called ‘Jana Gana Mana’. This was a project in which over 35 top
artistes
of the nation came together to sing or play the Indian National Anthem,
“Jana Gana Manaâ€. The project had started as “Desh Ka Salaamâ€
which was
telecast in Indian TV channels and on the web on August 15, 1999, in
which
several great Indian musicians, from the classical to the contemporary,
came together to give a soulful and modern rendition of the National
Anthem. The video was released on January 26, 2000.
The Making of the Video
Bharat Bala and Kanika had been working together on various projects
such
as Vande Mataram (1996, 1998) and Desh Ka Salaam (1999) when they
realised
that there was not a single popular rendering of the Indian National
Anthem. They thus decided to re-create the National Anthem in a year
2000
version, something that should be ‘inspiring for young people to
listen
to.’
Bharat Bala Productions roped in A R Rahman to produce the music and 60
artistes were taken to Ladakh in North India to film the video for the
instrumental version of the video. The final instrumental was a
40-piece
string section along with Pandit Shiv Kumar Sharma, Vikku Vinayakram
and
other instrumental maestros of Indian classical music. Most of the
performances included two generations of maestros - fathers and sons.
In
Kanika’s words, “It was a huge musical unification… this anthem
has so much
of soul.â€
It is also notable that during the filming of the anthem with the
Ladakh
Scouts, there were about 500 jawans who fought during the Kargil war.
The
producers hoisted a huge flag about 40 feet long for the video in their
honour.
Thota Tharini, an artist based out of Madras painted what is now the
Vande
Mataram logo for the video.
Music
The music was produced and arranged by A R Rahman. The video was
produced
by Bharat Bala Productions.
Vocalists
* D. K. Pattammal
* Pandit Bhimsen Joshi
* Lata Mangeshkar
* Pandit Jasraj
* Mangalampalli Balamurali Krishna
* Jagjit Singh
* Pandit Ajoy Chakrabarty
* Shobha Gurtu
* Begum Parveena Sultana
* Bhupen Hazarika
* Ustad Rashid Khan
* Ustad Ghulam Mustafa Khan
* Smt. Shruti Sadolikar
* Dr S P Balasubramaniam
* Sudha Raghunathan
* Asha Bhosle
* Hariharan
* Kavita Krishnamurthy
* P Unnikrishnan
* Nityashree
* Saddiq Khan Langa
* Ghulam Murtaza Khan
* Ghulam Qadir Khan
* Kaushiki Chakrabarty
Instrumentalists
* Flute: Pandit Hari Prasad Chaurasia
* Sarod: Ustad Amjad Ali Khan, Amaan Ali Bangash, Ayaan Ali Bangash
* Santoor: Pandit Shiv Kumar Sharma, Rahul Sharma
* Ghattam: Vikku Vinayakram, Uma Shankar
* Mohan Veena: Pandit Vishwa Mohan Bhatt
* Saxophone: Kadri Gopalnath
* Chitraveena: Ravikiran
* Veena: E Gayathri
* Sarangi: Ustad Sultan Khan
* Sitar: Pandit Kartick Kumar, Niladri Kumar
* Violin: Kumaresh, Ganesh
Orchestra
* Conductor: K. Srinivas Murthy
* Cello: Ramsekar, R K Vijayandran, Bidyur Khayal
* Tympany: Kumar, Karthikeyan
* Violin: M Kalyanasundaram, Jerry Fernandes, Cyril Fernandes, R
Joseph, K Murali, B J Chandru, B Balu, Murali, Dinakar,
Rex Isaac, Debu Ashish, PJ Sebastian, P S Ramachandran
* Mridangam: D A Srinivas
* Harp: R Visweswaran
The Video
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=7399792002477900458
Tuesday, 7 August 2007
Please do your part and send it on, I did mine.
It may just be one of US it saves.
STROKE: Remember The 1st Three Steps
STR OKE IDENTIFICATION: During a party, a friend stumbled and took a little fall - she assured everyone that she was fine (they offered to call paramedics) and just tripped over a brick because of her new shoes. They got her cleaned up and got her a new plate of food - while she appeared a bit shaken up, Ingrid went about enjoying herself the rest of the evening. Ingrid's husband called later telling everyone that his wife had been taken to the hospital - (at 6:00pm , Ingrid passed away.) She had suffered a stroke at the party. Had they known how to identify the signs of a stroke, perhaps Ingrid would be with us today. Some ?don't die. They end up in a helpless, hopeless condition instead. It only takes a minute to read this... A neurologist says that if he can get to a stroke victim within 3 hours he can totally reverse the effects of a stroke... totally. He said the trick was getting a stroke recognized, diagnosed, and then getting the patient medically cared for within 3 hours, which is tough.
RECOGNIZING A STR OKE Thank God for the sense to remember the "3" steps, STR . Read and Learn! Sometimes symptoms of a stroke are difficult to identify. Unfortunately, the lack of awareness spells disaster. The stroke victim may suffer severe brain damage when people nearby fail to recognize the symptoms of a stroke.
Now doctors say a bystander can recognize a stroke by asking three simple questions: S *Ask the individual to SMILE . T *Ask the person to TALK , to SPEAK A SIMPLE SENTENCE (Coherently: It is sunny out today.) R *Ask him or her to RAISE BOTH ARMS. {NOTE: Another 'sign' of a stroke is this: Ask the person to 'stick' out their tongue... if the tongue is 'crooked', if it goes to one side or the other that is also an indication of a stroke} If he or she has trouble with ANY ONE of these tasks, call emergency services immediately and describe the symptoms. This is URGENT A cardiologist says if everyone who gets this e-mail sends it to 10 people; you can bet that at least one life will be saved.
It may just be one of US it saves.
STROKE: Remember The 1st Three Steps
STR OKE IDENTIFICATION: During a party, a friend stumbled and took a little fall - she assured everyone that she was fine (they offered to call paramedics) and just tripped over a brick because of her new shoes. They got her cleaned up and got her a new plate of food - while she appeared a bit shaken up, Ingrid went about enjoying herself the rest of the evening. Ingrid's husband called later telling everyone that his wife had been taken to the hospital - (at 6:00pm , Ingrid passed away.) She had suffered a stroke at the party. Had they known how to identify the signs of a stroke, perhaps Ingrid would be with us today. Some ?don't die. They end up in a helpless, hopeless condition instead. It only takes a minute to read this... A neurologist says that if he can get to a stroke victim within 3 hours he can totally reverse the effects of a stroke... totally. He said the trick was getting a stroke recognized, diagnosed, and then getting the patient medically cared for within 3 hours, which is tough.
RECOGNIZING A STR OKE Thank God for the sense to remember the "3" steps, STR . Read and Learn! Sometimes symptoms of a stroke are difficult to identify. Unfortunately, the lack of awareness spells disaster. The stroke victim may suffer severe brain damage when people nearby fail to recognize the symptoms of a stroke.
Now doctors say a bystander can recognize a stroke by asking three simple questions: S *Ask the individual to SMILE . T *Ask the person to TALK , to SPEAK A SIMPLE SENTENCE (Coherently: It is sunny out today.) R *Ask him or her to RAISE BOTH ARMS. {NOTE: Another 'sign' of a stroke is this: Ask the person to 'stick' out their tongue... if the tongue is 'crooked', if it goes to one side or the other that is also an indication of a stroke} If he or she has trouble with ANY ONE of these tasks, call emergency services immediately and describe the symptoms. This is URGENT A cardiologist says if everyone who gets this e-mail sends it to 10 people; you can bet that at least one life will be saved.
Test for IdiocyB elow are four (4) questions and a bonus question. You have to answer theminstantly. You can't take your time, answer all of them immediately . OK?Let's find out just how clever you really are....Ready? GO!!!First Question:Y ou are participating in a race. You overtake the second person. Whatposition are you in?
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Answer: If you answered that you are first, then you areabsolutel! y wrong! If you overtake the second person, you take his place,so you are second!Try not to screw up next time.Now answer the second question,but don't take as much time as you took for the first one, OK ?Second Question:If you overtake the last person, then you are...?
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Answer: If you answered that you are second to last, then you are wrongagain. Tell me, how can you overtake the LAST Person?You're not very good at this, are you?Third Question:V ery tricky arithmetic! Note: This must be done in your head only .Do NOT use paper and pencil or a calculator. Try it.Take 1000 and add 40 to it.. Now add another 1000 . Now add 30 .Add another 1000 . Now add 20. Now add another 1000Now add 10 . What is the total?~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~
Did you get 5000?The correct answer is actually 4100.If you don't believe it, check it with a calculator!Today is definitely not your day, is it?Maybe you'll get the last question right.......Maybe.Fourth Question:Mary's father has five daughters: 1. Nana, 2. Nene, 3. Nini,
4. Nono. Whatis the ! name of the fifth daughter?~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~
Did you Answer Nunu?NO! Of course it isn't.Her name is Mary. Read the question again!Okay, now the bonus round:A mute person goes into a shop and wants to buy a toothbrush. Byimitating the action of brushing his teeth he successfullyexpresses himself to the shopkeeper and the purchase isdone.Next, a blind man comes into the shop who wants to buy a pair ofsunglasses; how does HE indicate what he wants?~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~
He just has to open his mouth and ask...It's really very simple.... Like you!
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Answer: If you answered that you are first, then you areabsolutel! y wrong! If you overtake the second person, you take his place,so you are second!Try not to screw up next time.Now answer the second question,but don't take as much time as you took for the first one, OK ?Second Question:If you overtake the last person, then you are...?
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Answer: If you answered that you are second to last, then you are wrongagain. Tell me, how can you overtake the LAST Person?You're not very good at this, are you?Third Question:V ery tricky arithmetic! Note: This must be done in your head only .Do NOT use paper and pencil or a calculator. Try it.Take 1000 and add 40 to it.. Now add another 1000 . Now add 30 .Add another 1000 . Now add 20. Now add another 1000Now add 10 . What is the total?~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~
Did you get 5000?The correct answer is actually 4100.If you don't believe it, check it with a calculator!Today is definitely not your day, is it?Maybe you'll get the last question right.......Maybe.Fourth Question:Mary's father has five daughters: 1. Nana, 2. Nene, 3. Nini,
4. Nono. Whatis the ! name of the fifth daughter?~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~
Did you Answer Nunu?NO! Of course it isn't.Her name is Mary. Read the question again!Okay, now the bonus round:A mute person goes into a shop and wants to buy a toothbrush. Byimitating the action of brushing his teeth he successfullyexpresses himself to the shopkeeper and the purchase isdone.Next, a blind man comes into the shop who wants to buy a pair ofsunglasses; how does HE indicate what he wants?~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~
He just has to open his mouth and ask...It's really very simple.... Like you!
Friday, 3 August 2007
An Amazing Love Story
He met her on a party. She was so outstanding, many guys chasing after her,while he so normal, nobody paid attention to him. At the end of the party,he invited her to have coffee with him, she was surprised, but due to beingpolite, she promised. They sat in a nice coffee shop, he was too nervous tosay anything, she felt uncomfortable, she thought, please, let me gohome.... suddenly he asked the waiter. "would you please give me some salt?I'd like to put it in my coffee."
Everybody stared at him, so strange! His face turned red, but still, he putthe salt in his coffee and drank it. She asked him curiously; why you havethis hobby? He replied: "when I was a little boy, I was living near thesea, I like playing in the sea, I could feel the taste of the sea, justlike the taste of the salty coffee. Now every time I have the salty coffee,I always think of my childhood, think of my hometown, I miss my hometown somuch, I miss my parents who are still living there". While saying thattears filled his eyes. She was deeply touched.
That's his true feeling, from the bottom of his heart. A man who can tellout his homesickness, he must be a man who loves home, cares about home,has responsibility of home. Then she also started to speak, spoke about herfaraway hometown, her childhood, her family. That was a really nice talk,also a beautiful beginning of their story.
They continued to date. She found that actually he was a man who meets allher demands; he had tolerance, was kind hearted, warm, careful. He was sucha good person but she almost missed him! Thanks to his salty coffee!Then the story was just like every beautiful love story , the princessmarried to the prince, then they were living the happy life... And, everytime she made coffee for him, she put some salt in the coffee e, as sheknew that's the way he liked it.
After 40 years, he passed away, left her a letter which said: "My dearest,
to you---the salty coffee. Remember the first time we dated? I was sonervous at that time, actually I wanted some sugar, but I said salt It washard for me to change so I just went ahead.I never thought that could bethe start of our communication! I tried to tell you the truth many times inmy life, but I was too afraid to do that, as I have promised not to lie toyou for anything..Now I'm dying, I afraid of nothing so I tell you the truth: I don't likethe salty coffee, what a strange bad taste.. But I have had the saltycoffee for my whole life! Since I knew you, I never feel sorry for anythingI do for you. Having you with me is my biggest happiness for my whole life.If I can live for the second time, still want to know you and have you formy whole life,even though I have to drink the salty coffee again".Her tears made the letter totally wet.Someday, someone asked her: what'sthe taste of salty coffee?It's sweet.
She replied.Love is not 2 forget but 2 forgive, not 2 c but 2 understand, not 2 hearbut 2 listen, not 2 let go but 2 HOLD ON !!!!Don't ever leave the one you love for the one you like, because the one youlike will leave you for the one they love.
Forget the things make u sad .... Remember the things make u Glad
He met her on a party. She was so outstanding, many guys chasing after her,while he so normal, nobody paid attention to him. At the end of the party,he invited her to have coffee with him, she was surprised, but due to beingpolite, she promised. They sat in a nice coffee shop, he was too nervous tosay anything, she felt uncomfortable, she thought, please, let me gohome.... suddenly he asked the waiter. "would you please give me some salt?I'd like to put it in my coffee."
Everybody stared at him, so strange! His face turned red, but still, he putthe salt in his coffee and drank it. She asked him curiously; why you havethis hobby? He replied: "when I was a little boy, I was living near thesea, I like playing in the sea, I could feel the taste of the sea, justlike the taste of the salty coffee. Now every time I have the salty coffee,I always think of my childhood, think of my hometown, I miss my hometown somuch, I miss my parents who are still living there". While saying thattears filled his eyes. She was deeply touched.
That's his true feeling, from the bottom of his heart. A man who can tellout his homesickness, he must be a man who loves home, cares about home,has responsibility of home. Then she also started to speak, spoke about herfaraway hometown, her childhood, her family. That was a really nice talk,also a beautiful beginning of their story.
They continued to date. She found that actually he was a man who meets allher demands; he had tolerance, was kind hearted, warm, careful. He was sucha good person but she almost missed him! Thanks to his salty coffee!Then the story was just like every beautiful love story , the princessmarried to the prince, then they were living the happy life... And, everytime she made coffee for him, she put some salt in the coffee e, as sheknew that's the way he liked it.
After 40 years, he passed away, left her a letter which said: "My dearest,
to you---the salty coffee. Remember the first time we dated? I was sonervous at that time, actually I wanted some sugar, but I said salt It washard for me to change so I just went ahead.I never thought that could bethe start of our communication! I tried to tell you the truth many times inmy life, but I was too afraid to do that, as I have promised not to lie toyou for anything..Now I'm dying, I afraid of nothing so I tell you the truth: I don't likethe salty coffee, what a strange bad taste.. But I have had the saltycoffee for my whole life! Since I knew you, I never feel sorry for anythingI do for you. Having you with me is my biggest happiness for my whole life.If I can live for the second time, still want to know you and have you formy whole life,even though I have to drink the salty coffee again".Her tears made the letter totally wet.Someday, someone asked her: what'sthe taste of salty coffee?It's sweet.
She replied.Love is not 2 forget but 2 forgive, not 2 c but 2 understand, not 2 hearbut 2 listen, not 2 let go but 2 HOLD ON !!!!Don't ever leave the one you love for the one you like, because the one youlike will leave you for the one they love.
Forget the things make u sad .... Remember the things make u Glad
Wednesday, 25 July 2007
How Roshan D'Mello (QA Tester) frustrates developer (Mukesh Thakur)Roshan D'Mello: Hey Mukesh, there is a bug in your code. Type a text inuser name text box and press enter. Beep sound doesn't appear.Mukesh Thakur: How can that be a bug? There is no requirement that beepsound should come. Anyway, I will assign it to offshore and get it fixed.After 2 days,Mukesh Thakur: Roshan, bug is fixed. Please verify.After another 2 days,Roshan D'Mello: I have re-opened the bug because sound is not coming insome PCs. Sound is coming in my machine, but my colleague Rajat Choudhry isnot getting the sound.After another 2 days,Mukesh Thakur: Not a bug. I observed that your friend Rajat Choudhry hasold IBM machine. Unlike your DELL machine, IBM machines do not have inbuiltspeakers. So, to hear the sound in Rajat Choudhry's machine, please usehead phones and then get the bug closed soon.Another 2 days,Roshan D'Mello: I have re-opened the bug because sound tone is differentacross different machines. Sound is coming as 'BEEP' in my machine, but mycolleague Rajat Choudhry who is having IBM machine is getting the sound as'TONG'.Mukesh Thakur: Not a bug. Get lost man. What can we do for the bug? The twomachines are built in such a way that they produce different sounds. Do youexpect the developers to rebuild the IBM processors to make them uniform?Please close it.Another 2 days,Roshan D'Mello: I have re-opened the bug because intensity of beep soundproduced on 2 different DELL machines is different. My machine producesbeep sound of intensity 10 decibels whereas my friend's machine producessound worth 20 decibels. Fix your code to make the sound uniform across allmachines.Another 2 days later,Mukesh Thakur: Once again it is not a bug. I have noticed that the volumeset is different on the two machines. Ensure that volume is same in boththe machines before I get mad and then close the bug.Another 2 days,Roshan D'Mello: I have re-opened the bug.Mukesh Thakur: What ?? Why? What more stupid reasons can be there forre-opening?Roshan D'Mello: Sound intensity is different for machines placed atdifferent locations (different buildings). So, I have re-opened it.After 2 days,Mukesh Thakur: I have made some scientists do an acoustical analysis of thetwo buildings you used for testing. They have observed that the acousticsin the two buildings varies to a large extent. That is why sound intensityis different across the 2 buildings. So, I beg you to please close thebugs.After 1 yearRoshan D'Mello: I am re-opeing the bug. During the year, I requested theclients to arrange architects to build two buildings with same acousticalfeatures, so that I can test it again. Now, when I tested, I found thatintensity of sound still varying. So, I am re-opening the defect.Mukesh Thakur: GROWLLLL.....I am really mad now. I am sure that the soundwaves of the two buildings are getting distorted due to some backgroundnoice or something. Now I need to waste time to prove that it is because ofbackground noice.Roshan D'Mello: No need for that. We will put the machines and run themin vacuum and see.Mukesh Thakur: (not alive)
Know About U
JANUARY=PIMPLoves to chat. Loves those who love them. Loves to takes things at thecentre. Caring and loving. Inner and physical beauty. doesn't pretend. Getsangry often. Treats friends importantly. Brave and fearless. Always makingfriends. Easily hurt but recovers easily. Daydreamer. Opinionated. Does notcare to control emotions. Unpredictable. Extremely smart, but definitelythe hottest AND sexiest.
FEBRUARY=THUGAbstract thoughts. Loves reality and abstract. Intelligent and clever.Changing personality. Attractive. sexiest out of everyone.A real speeddemon. Has more than one best friend. Temperamental. Quiet, shy and humble.Honest and loyal. Determined to reach goals. Loves freedom. Rebellious whenrestricted. Loves aggressiveness. Too sensitive and easily hurt. Gets angryreally easily but does not show it. Dislikes unnecessary things. Lovesmaking friends but rarely shows it. Daring and stubborn. Ambitious.Realizing dreams and hopes. Sharp. Loves entertainment and leisure.Romantic on the inside not outside. Superstitious and ludicrous.Spendthrift. Tries to learn to show emotions..
MARCH=GORGEOUSDrop dead gorgeous!!! Attractive personality. Very! sexy. Affectionate &Secretive. Naturally honest, generous and sympathetic. Chatterbox! Loves totalk alot! Loves to get their way! . Unbelievable kisser! Easily angered.Very stubborn in the most way possible! Loves to get noticed!> >Willing totake risks for others. Makes good choices. Has a great fashion sense! Maybea little too popular with others * wink wink*. Outgoing and crazy at times!Intelligent. Can sometimes be a heartbreaker! Can love as much as possible!Hates insults. Loves compliments! A very big flirt!Trustworthy.Appreciative and returns kindness. The best in bed out of NE of thesemonths!! Hardly shows emotions. Tends to bottle up feelings. Observant andassesses others.likes to keep theyre crushes kinda secret.pretty muchflawless
APRIL=SEXYSuave and compromising. Funny and humorous. Stubborn. Very talkative. Calmand cool. Kind and sympathetic. Concerned and detailed. Loyal. Does workwell with others. Very confident. Sensitive. Positive Attitude. Thinkinggenerous. Good memory. Clever and knowledgeable. Loves to look forinformation. Able to cheer everyone up and/or make them laugh. Able tomotivate oneself and others. Understanding. Fun to be around. Outgoing.Hyper. Bubbly personality. Secretive. Boy/girl crazy. Loves sports, music,leisure and travelling. Systematic. Hot but has brains.
"MAY=LOVERHella sexy, loves sex n making luv, tends to be SOOOOO hott!! Active anddynamic. Decisive and haste but tends to regret. Attractive andaffectionate to oneself. Strong mentality. Loves attention. Diplomatic.Consoling, friendly and solves people's problems. Brave and fearless.Adventurous. Loving and caring. Suave and generous. Usually you have manyfriends. Enjoys to make love. Emotional. Stubborn. Hasty. Good memory.Moving, motivates oneself and others. Loves to travel and explore.Sometimes sexy in a way that only their lover can understand.
JUNE = LUSTFun to be with. Loves to try new things. Boy/girls LOVE you. You are veryhott. Secretive. Difficult to fathom and to be understood. Quiet unlessexcited or tensed. Takesrep pride in oneself. Has reputation. Easilyconsoled. Honest. Concerned about people's feelings. Tactful. Friendly.Approachable. Emotional temperamental and unpredictable. Moody and easilyhurt. Witty and sparkly. spazzy at times.Not revengeful. Forgiving butnever forgets. dislikes nonsensical and unnecessary things. Guides othersphysically and mentally. Sensitive and forms impressions carefully. Caringand loving. Treats others equally. Strong sense of sympathy. Wary andsharp.Judges people through observations. Hardworking. No difficulties instudying. Loves to be alone. Always broods about the past and the oldfriends. Waits for friends. Never looks for friends. Not aggressive unlessprovoked. Loves to be loved. Easily hurt but takes long to recover.
JULY=GANGSTAYou've got the best personality and are an absolute pleasure to be around.You love to make new friends and be outgoing. You are a great flirt andmore than likely have a very attractive partner, a wicked hottie. Likesomebody with a JUNE brithday. It is also more likely than that you have amassive record collection. When it comes to films, you know how to pickthem and may one day become a famous actor/actress yourself - heck, you'vegot the looks for it!!!.
AUGUST=ATTITUDEOutgoing personality. Takes risks. Feeds on attention. Self control. Kindhearted. Self confident. Easy to get along with and talk to. Likes talkingand singing. loves music. Hates not being trusted. BIG imagination. Lovesto be loved. Loves studying. In need of "that someone". Longs for freedom.Rebellious when withheld or restricted. lives by "no pain no gain" caring.Always a suspect. Playful. Mysterious. "Charming" or "beautiful" toeveryone. Stubborn. Beautiful physically and mentally. Curious.Independent. strong willed. A fighter.
SEPTEMBER=FINEASS PIMPLoves to chat. Loves those who love them. Loves to takes things at thecentre. Great in bed. Inner and physical beauty. Doesn't pretend. Getsangry often. A meaningful love life partner. Makes right choices. Treatsfriends importantly. Brave and fearless. Always makingfriendDoes notharmothers. It is all about love and fairness. Easily hurt and hard to recover.Daydreamer and does fullfill. Opinionated. Does not care to controlemotions. Knows what to do, to have fun. Unpredictable. Someone to haveclose to you. Extremely smart,butdefinitely the hottest ANDsexiest of themall.
OCTOBER=HOTTIETrustworthy and loyal. Very passionate and dangerous. Wild at times. Knowshow to have fun. Sexy and mysterious. Everyone is drawn towards your innerand outer beauty and independent personality. Playful, but secretive. Veryemotional and temperamental sometimes. Meets new people easily and verysocial in a group. Fearless and independent. Can hold their own. Standsout in a crowd. Essentially very smart. Usually, you ever begin arelationship with someone from this month, hold on to them because theirone of a kind.
NOVEMBER=SWEETIEStubborn and hard-hearted. Strong-willed and highly motivated. Sharpthoughts. Easily angered. Attracts others and loves attention. Deepfeelings. Beautiful physically and mentally. Firm Standpoint. Needs nomotivation. Shy towards opposite sex. Easily consoled. Systematic (leftbrain). Loves to dream. Strong clairvoyance. Understanding. Sicknessusually in the ear and neck. Good imagination. Good physical. Weakbreathing. Loves literature and the arts. Loves travelling. Dislike beingat home. Restless. having many children. Hardworking. High spirited
DECEMBER=BEAUTYThis straight-up means ur the most good-looking Loyal and generous.Patriotic. Competitive in everything. Active in games and interactions.Impatient and hasty. Ambitious. Influential in organizations. Fun to bewith. Easy to talk to, though hard to understand. Thinks far with vision,yet complicated to know. Easily influenced by kindness. Polite andsoft-spoken. Having lots of ideas. Sensitive. Active mind. Hesitating,Tends to delay. Choosy and always wants the Stubborn and hard-hearted.Strong-willed and highly motivated. Sharp thoughts. Easily angered.Attracts others and loves attention. Deep feelings. Beautiful physicallyand mentally. Firm Standpoint. Needs no motivation. Shy towards oppositesex. Easily consoled. Systematic (left brain). Loves to dream. Strongclairvoyance. Understanding. Sickness usually in the ear and neck.Goodimagination. Good physical. Weak breathing. Loves literature and thearts. Loves travelling. Dislike being at home. Restless. having manychildren. Hardworking. High spirited
Modern Panchatantra
Here is a tale from the Modern Panchatantra contributed by Syed AkhterOnce upon a time, there was a software engineer who used to developprograms on his Pentium machine, sitting under a tree on the banks of ariver. He used to earn his bread by selling those programs in the Sundaymarket.One day, while he was working, his machine tumbled off the table and fellin the river. Encouraged by the Panchatantra story of his childhood (TheWoodcutter and the Axe), he started praying to the River Goddess.The River Goddess wanted to test him and so appeared only after one monthof rigorous prayers. The engineer told her that he had lost his computer inthe river. As usual, the Goddess wanted to test his honesty.She showed him a match box and asked, "Is this your computer?"Disappointed by the Goddess' lack of computer awareness, the engineerreplied, "No."She next showed him a pocket-sized calculator and asked if that was his.Annoyed, the engineer said "No, not at all!!"Finally, she came up with his own Pentium machine and asked if it was his.The engineer, left with no option, sighed and said "Yes."The River Goddess was happy with his honesty. She was about to give him allthree items, but before she could make the offer, the engineer asked her,"Don't you know that you're supposed to show me some better computersbefore bringing up my own?"The River Goddess, angered at this, replied, "I know that, you stupididiot! The first two things I showed you were the Trillennium and theBillennium, the latest computers from IBM!" So saying, she disappeared withthe Pentium!!Moral: If you're not up-to-date with technology trends, it is better keepsilent and let people think you're a genius, than to open your mouth and remove all doubt!!!
Here is a tale from the Modern Panchatantra contributed by Syed AkhterOnce upon a time, there was a software engineer who used to developprograms on his Pentium machine, sitting under a tree on the banks of ariver. He used to earn his bread by selling those programs in the Sundaymarket.One day, while he was working, his machine tumbled off the table and fellin the river. Encouraged by the Panchatantra story of his childhood (TheWoodcutter and the Axe), he started praying to the River Goddess.The River Goddess wanted to test him and so appeared only after one monthof rigorous prayers. The engineer told her that he had lost his computer inthe river. As usual, the Goddess wanted to test his honesty.She showed him a match box and asked, "Is this your computer?"Disappointed by the Goddess' lack of computer awareness, the engineerreplied, "No."She next showed him a pocket-sized calculator and asked if that was his.Annoyed, the engineer said "No, not at all!!"Finally, she came up with his own Pentium machine and asked if it was his.The engineer, left with no option, sighed and said "Yes."The River Goddess was happy with his honesty. She was about to give him allthree items, but before she could make the offer, the engineer asked her,"Don't you know that you're supposed to show me some better computersbefore bringing up my own?"The River Goddess, angered at this, replied, "I know that, you stupididiot! The first two things I showed you were the Trillennium and theBillennium, the latest computers from IBM!" So saying, she disappeared withthe Pentium!!Moral: If you're not up-to-date with technology trends, it is better keepsilent and let people think you're a genius, than to open your mouth and remove all doubt!!!
IT returns for the assessment year, you can file it online also
July 31st is the last date to file the IT Returns for the
assessment year.
you can file it online as which is free of cost and it only
takes 15
minutes of your time.
Following are the steps.
1. Go to www.incometaxindia.gov.in
2. Register yourself with your PAN no as your login ID.
3. Download the software of that form (its nothing but a PDF
file).
Same form is attached. You require adobe acrobat reader 7 and above.
(Filling the form can be done offline also. Only the xml file is
required
for filing the returns. )
4. Fill it. Have your Form 16 along side you. It has all the
information required. And have your check book also because you will
need
bank details also.
5. At the bottom of the PDF there are 4 buttons Print, Check
Form,
Generate Bar Code, and Export to xml. After fill click on Check form
and
then click on Generate bar code. Finally click on Export to xml.
6. This will generate an xml file. Save it. (Ensure the file name
has
no special char or space).
7. Now login to the site there is option to "Submit returns".
8. Upload the xml file. You will get an acknowledgement form link
"ITR-V". Download this and save it for reference.
9. That's it.
July 31st is the last date to file the IT Returns for the
assessment year.
you can file it online as which is free of cost and it only
takes 15
minutes of your time.
Following are the steps.
1. Go to www.incometaxindia.gov.in
2. Register yourself with your PAN no as your login ID.
3. Download the software of that form (its nothing but a PDF
file).
Same form is attached. You require adobe acrobat reader 7 and above.
(Filling the form can be done offline also. Only the xml file is
required
for filing the returns. )
4. Fill it. Have your Form 16 along side you. It has all the
information required. And have your check book also because you will
need
bank details also.
5. At the bottom of the PDF there are 4 buttons Print, Check
Form,
Generate Bar Code, and Export to xml. After fill click on Check form
and
then click on Generate bar code. Finally click on Export to xml.
6. This will generate an xml file. Save it. (Ensure the file name
has
no special char or space).
7. Now login to the site there is option to "Submit returns".
8. Upload the xml file. You will get an acknowledgement form link
"ITR-V". Download this and save it for reference.
9. That's it.
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J...college lo unnannallu chaduvulu yeppudu aipothay, exams nunchi vimuktiyeppudu vastundi, job lo dabbulu yeppudu sampadistam ani tondara padatham.job search lo nana tippalu padi kanapadina prati company interview attendayyi, edo la job sampadistham.job join.first 1 month - no work.only enjoy - all happiessecond month - work + enjoy – okthird month - only work. no enjoy - problem startsappatiki office politics telusthay.pakka team lo manager manchodu aiuntadu.pakka team lo ammayilu bavuntaru.pakka team lo hikes baaga istharu.pakka team lo work asale undadu.manaki matram roju festival.chesina paniki cheyyani paniki dobbinchukovatame. okko clientemo pichi narequirements isthadu. avi pani cheyyavu ani telisi alane cheyyali. ardharatri supportlu. onsite vadini bootulu titti paripodam anipsithundi. kanioffice lo net connection free and coffee free ane okka alochana aapestundi.manaki oka batch tayaravutundi.Prathi roju TL, PM ni tittukuntu oka aaru nelalu gadipestham. ila loop lopetti kodithe rendu yellu aipothay. appatiki kalla chuttu black circles,vellu vankarlu, meda noppulu . . . picha na jabbulu anni vachesi untay.sontha amma,nanna,akka, chelli,anna, tammudu ne chuttam choopu gachoodataniki velthuntam. oka vela bro/sis unte, valle s/w field lo unteardham cheskuni tittatam maanestharu. ala lekapothe phone chesina pratisari sanjaishi.salary padutu untundi. bonds ki ani, mutual funds ki ani, credit card billski ani katti katti sampadinchindi antha dhara postham. inkemanna migilithetelivainodu aithe home loan meeda, manalantodu aithe gaali tirugudu meedatagalesestam.ila jeevitam prasantham ga saguthu undaga one fine day ye vado okaex-colleague / colleague pelli settle aindi ani pilusthadu. manaki okaammay unte bavundu ane oka verri alochana pudutundi. mana s/w field lobavunna ammalayu antha booked, married or north indians ayi untaru. akkadevanda lo 95 mandi filter aipotharu. migatha aidu lo 4 mandi ni "friend"kante akka ani pilavatam better anetattu untaru. aa migilina okka ammaykosam team antha kotteskuntu untam. aa ammay yevaritho nu commitavvakundane andaritho free ga bathikesthu untundi. one more fine day pellicard istundi. inkemundi. Heart breaking L Devadas la gaddam penchesukoni... aa ammayi manchidi kaadu ani deciding. next day nunchi inkokallakitrying.reviews vasthay. "Nuvvu excellent, nuvve lenide company ledu, katti ,keka,kamal, etc, etc . . . " ani cheppi oorinchi chivarlo "but" antaru. teerachoosthe nee salary lo inko senakkay pencham, po antaru. resume updatecheyyali ani gatha aaru nelalu ga teeskuntunna decision ni malla oka sarismarinchukuni ala ichina senakkalaya meeda batikestuntam.jeevitam ante Dooradarshan lo Hyderabad prasaram la ne untunda vereprograms yemi undava!!! Cheee Edava Jeevitham !!!
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Blackle is nothing but a black version of google."A few months ago, TreeHugger Mark Ontkush wrote a post on his blog EcoIrontitled Black Google Would Save 750 Megawatt-hours a Year. The post lays outthe following train of thought. "An all white web page uses about 74 wattsto display, while an all black page uses only 59 watts." Google, which hasa white background and gets about "200 million queries a day" could reduceglobal energy use by 750 Megawatt-hours a year by simply changing the colorof its homepage to black.In response to this post a black version of Google emerged calledBlackle.com. According to Blackle's homepage at publication time, 4,408.917Watt hours have been saved by. Nice ideas. But how does the search measureup? Very well indeed. Give it a whirl yourself and start saving energy onesearch at a time. ::
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The President of IndiaDR. A. P. J. Abdul Kalaam's Speech in Hyderabad
"I have three visions for India.In 3000 years of our history, people from all over the world have come andinvaded us, captured our lands, conquered our minds. From Alexanderonwards. The Greeks, the Turks, the Moguls, the Portuguese, the British,the French, the Dutch, all of them came and looted us, took over what wasours. Yet we have not done this to any other nation. We have not conqueredanyone. We have not grabbed their land, their culture, their history andtried to enforce our way of life on them. Why? Because we respect thefreedom of others. That is why my first vision is that of FREEDOM. Ibelieve that India got its first vision of this in 1857, when we startedthe war of independence. It is this freedom that we must protect andnurture and build on. If we are not free, no one will respect us.My second vision for India is DEVELOPMENT. For fifty years we have been adeveloping nation. It is time we see ourselves as a developed nation. Weare among top 5 nations of the world in terms of GDP. We have 10 percentgrowth rate in most areas. Our poverty levels are falling. Our achievementsare being globally recognized today. Yet we lack the self-confidence to seeourselves as a developed nation, self-reliant and self-assured. Isn't thisincorrect?I have a THIRD vision. India must stand up to the world. Because I believethat, unless India stands up to the world, no one will respect us. OnlySTRENGTH respects strength. We must be strong not only as a military powerbut also as an economic power. Both must go hand-in-hand. My good fortunewas to have worked with three great minds. Dr. Vikram Sarabhai of the Dept.of space, Professor Satish Dhawan, who succeeded him and Dr.Brahm Prakash,father of nuclear material. I was lucky to have worked with all three ofthem closely and consider this the great opportunity of my life.I see four milestones in my career:Twenty years I spent in ISRO. I was given the opportunity to be the projectdirector for India's first satellite launch vehicle, SLV3. The one thatlaunched Rohini. These years played a very important role in my life ofScientist. After my ISRO years, I joined DRDO and got a chance to be thepart of India's guided missile program. It was my second bliss when Agnimet its mission requirements in 1994. The Dept. of Atomic Energy and DRDOhad this tremendous partnership in the recent nuclear tests, on May 11 and13. This was the third bliss. The joy of participating with my team inthese nuclear tests and proving to the world that India can make it, thatwe are no longer a developing nation but one of them. It made me feel veryproud as an Indian. The fact that we have now developed for Agni a re-entrystructure, for which we have developed this new material. A very lightmaterial called carbon-carbon.One day an orthopedic surgeon from Nizam Institute of Medical Sciencesvisited my laboratory. He lifted the material and found it so light! thathe took me to his hospital and showed me his patients.There were these little girls and boys with heavy metallic calipersweighing over three Kg. each, dragging their feet around.He said to me: Please remove the pain of my patients. In three weeks, wemade these Floor reaction Orthosis 300-gram calipers and took them to theorthopedic centre. The children didn't believe their eyes. From draggingaround a three kg. load on their legs, they could now move around! Theirparents had tears in their eyes. That was my fourth bliss!Why is the media here so negative? Why are we in India so embarrassed torecognize our own strengths, our achievements? We are such a great nation.We have so many amazing success stories but we refuse to acknowledgethem.Why? We are the first in milk production. We are number one in Remotesensing satellites. We are the second largest producer of wheat. We are thesecond largest producer of rice. Look at Dr. Sudarshan, he has transferredthe tribal village into a self-sustaining, self-driving unit.There are millions of such achievements but our media is only obsessed inthe bad news and failures and disasters. I was in Tel Aviv once and I wasreading the Israeli newspaper. It was the day after a lot of attacks andbombardments and deaths had taken place. The Hamas had struck. But thefront page of the newspaper had the picture of a Jewish gentleman who infive years had transformed his desert land into an orchid and a granary. Itwas this inspiring picture that everyone woke up to. The gory details ofkillings, bombardments, deaths, were inside in the newspaper, buried amongother news.In India we only read about death, sickness, terrorism, crime. Why are weso NEGATIVE?Another question: Why are we, as a nation so obsessed with foreign things?We want foreign T.Vs, we want foreign shirts. We want foreign technology.Why this obsession with everything imported. Do we not realize thatself-respect comes with self-reliance?I was in Hyderabad giving this lecture, when a 14 year old girl asked mefor my autograph. I asked her what her goal in life is. She replied: I wantto live in a developed India. For her, you and I will have to build thisdeveloped India. You must proclaim. India is not an under-developed nation;it is a highly developed nation.Do you have 10 minutes? Allow me to come back with a vengeance. Got 10minutes for your country? If yes, then read; otherwise, choice is yours.YOU say that our government is inefficient.YOU say that our laws are too old.YOU say that the municipality does not pick up the garbage.YOU say that the phones don't work, the railways are a joke, The airline isthe worst in the world, mails never reach their destination.YOU say that our country has been fed to the dogs and is the absolute pits.YOU say, say and say.What do YOU do about it?Take a person on his way to Singapore. Give him a name - YOURS. Give him aface - YOURS.YOU walk out of the airport and you are at your International best. InSingapore you don't throw cigarette butts on the roads or eat in thestores.YOU are as proud of their Underground links as they are. You pay $5(approx. Rs.60) to drive through Orchard Road (equivalent of Mahim Causewayor Pedder Road) between 5 PM and 8 PM.YOU come back to the parking lot to punch your parking ticket if you haveover stayed in a restaurant or a shopping mall irrespective of your statusidentity. .In Singapore you don't say anything, DO YOU? YOU wouldn't dare to eat inpublic during Ramadan, in Dubai. YOU would not dare to go out without yourhead covered in Jeddah. YOU would not dare to buy an employee of thetelephone exchange in London at 10 pounds ( Rs.650) a month to, "see to itthat my STD and ISD calls are billed to someone else."YOU would not dare to speed beyond 55 mph (88 km/h) in Washington and thentell the traffic cop, "Jaanta hai main kaun hoon (Do you know who I am?).I am so and so's son. Take your two bucks and get lost."YOU wouldn't chuck an empty coconut shell anywhere other than the garbagepail on the beaches in Australia and New Zealand.Why don't YOU spit Paan on the streets of Tokyo?Why don't YOU use examination jockeys or buy fake certificates in Boston???We are still talking of the same YOU.YOU who can respect and conform to a foreign system in other countries butcannot in your own. You who will throw papers and cigarettes on the roadthe moment you touch Indian ground. If you can be an involved andappreciative citizen in an alien country, why cannot you be the same herein India?Once in an interview, the famous Ex-municipal commissioner of Bombay,Mr.Tinaikar, had a point to make. "Rich people's dogs are walked on thestreets to leave their affluent droppings all over the place," he said."And then the same people turn around to criticize and blame theauthorities for inefficiency and dirty pavements. What do they expect theofficers to do?Go down with a broom every time their dog feels the pressure in his bowels?In America every dog owner has to clean up after his pet has done the job.Same in Japan. Will the Indian citizen do that here?" He's right. We go tothe polls to choose a government and after that forfeit all responsibility.We sit back wanting to be pampered and expect the government to doeverything for us whilst our contribution is totally negative. We expectthe Government to clean up but we are not going to stop chucking garbageall over the place nor are we going to stop to pick up a stray piece ofpaper and throw it in the bin. We expect the railways to provide cleanbathrooms but we are not going to learn the proper use of bathrooms.We want Indian Airlines and Air India to provide the best of food andtoiletries but we are not going to stop pilfering at the least opportunity.This applies even to the staff who is known not to pass on the service tothe public. When it comes to burning social issues like those related towomen, dowry, girl child! and others, we make loud drawing roomprotestations and continue to do the reverse at home. Our excuse? "It's thewhole system which has to change, how will it matter if I alone forego mysons' rights to a dowry." So who's going to change the system?What does a system consist of ? Very conveniently for us it consists of ourneighbours, other households, other cities, other communities and thegovernment. But definitely not me and YOU. When it comes to us actuallymaking a positive contribution to the system we lock ourselves along withour families into a safe cocoon and look into the distance at countries faraway and wait for a Mr. Clean to come along & work miracles for us with amajestic sweep of his hand or we leave the country and run away.Like lazy cowards hounded by our fears we run to America to bask in theirglory and praise their system. When New York becomes insecure we run toEngland. When England experiences unemployment, we take the next flight outto the Gulf. When the Gulf is war struck, we demand to be rescued andbrought home by the Indian government. Everybody is out to abuse and rapethe country. Nobody thinks of feeding the system. Our conscience ismortgaged to money.Dear Indians, The article is highly thought inductive, calls for a greatdeal of introspection and pricks one's conscience too.... I am echoingJ.F.Kennedy 's words to his fellow Americans to relate to Indians....."ASK WHAT WE CAN DO FOR INDIA AND DO WHAT HAS TO BE DONE TO MAKE INDIA WHATAMERICA AND OTHER WESTERN COUNTRIES ARE TODAY"Lets do what India needs from us.Forward this mail to each Indian for a change instead of sending Jokes orjunk mails.Thank you,Dr. Abdul Kalaam (PRESIDENT OF INDIA)
"I have three visions for India.In 3000 years of our history, people from all over the world have come andinvaded us, captured our lands, conquered our minds. From Alexanderonwards. The Greeks, the Turks, the Moguls, the Portuguese, the British,the French, the Dutch, all of them came and looted us, took over what wasours. Yet we have not done this to any other nation. We have not conqueredanyone. We have not grabbed their land, their culture, their history andtried to enforce our way of life on them. Why? Because we respect thefreedom of others. That is why my first vision is that of FREEDOM. Ibelieve that India got its first vision of this in 1857, when we startedthe war of independence. It is this freedom that we must protect andnurture and build on. If we are not free, no one will respect us.My second vision for India is DEVELOPMENT. For fifty years we have been adeveloping nation. It is time we see ourselves as a developed nation. Weare among top 5 nations of the world in terms of GDP. We have 10 percentgrowth rate in most areas. Our poverty levels are falling. Our achievementsare being globally recognized today. Yet we lack the self-confidence to seeourselves as a developed nation, self-reliant and self-assured. Isn't thisincorrect?I have a THIRD vision. India must stand up to the world. Because I believethat, unless India stands up to the world, no one will respect us. OnlySTRENGTH respects strength. We must be strong not only as a military powerbut also as an economic power. Both must go hand-in-hand. My good fortunewas to have worked with three great minds. Dr. Vikram Sarabhai of the Dept.of space, Professor Satish Dhawan, who succeeded him and Dr.Brahm Prakash,father of nuclear material. I was lucky to have worked with all three ofthem closely and consider this the great opportunity of my life.I see four milestones in my career:Twenty years I spent in ISRO. I was given the opportunity to be the projectdirector for India's first satellite launch vehicle, SLV3. The one thatlaunched Rohini. These years played a very important role in my life ofScientist. After my ISRO years, I joined DRDO and got a chance to be thepart of India's guided missile program. It was my second bliss when Agnimet its mission requirements in 1994. The Dept. of Atomic Energy and DRDOhad this tremendous partnership in the recent nuclear tests, on May 11 and13. This was the third bliss. The joy of participating with my team inthese nuclear tests and proving to the world that India can make it, thatwe are no longer a developing nation but one of them. It made me feel veryproud as an Indian. The fact that we have now developed for Agni a re-entrystructure, for which we have developed this new material. A very lightmaterial called carbon-carbon.One day an orthopedic surgeon from Nizam Institute of Medical Sciencesvisited my laboratory. He lifted the material and found it so light! thathe took me to his hospital and showed me his patients.There were these little girls and boys with heavy metallic calipersweighing over three Kg. each, dragging their feet around.He said to me: Please remove the pain of my patients. In three weeks, wemade these Floor reaction Orthosis 300-gram calipers and took them to theorthopedic centre. The children didn't believe their eyes. From draggingaround a three kg. load on their legs, they could now move around! Theirparents had tears in their eyes. That was my fourth bliss!Why is the media here so negative? Why are we in India so embarrassed torecognize our own strengths, our achievements? We are such a great nation.We have so many amazing success stories but we refuse to acknowledgethem.Why? We are the first in milk production. We are number one in Remotesensing satellites. We are the second largest producer of wheat. We are thesecond largest producer of rice. Look at Dr. Sudarshan, he has transferredthe tribal village into a self-sustaining, self-driving unit.There are millions of such achievements but our media is only obsessed inthe bad news and failures and disasters. I was in Tel Aviv once and I wasreading the Israeli newspaper. It was the day after a lot of attacks andbombardments and deaths had taken place. The Hamas had struck. But thefront page of the newspaper had the picture of a Jewish gentleman who infive years had transformed his desert land into an orchid and a granary. Itwas this inspiring picture that everyone woke up to. The gory details ofkillings, bombardments, deaths, were inside in the newspaper, buried amongother news.In India we only read about death, sickness, terrorism, crime. Why are weso NEGATIVE?Another question: Why are we, as a nation so obsessed with foreign things?We want foreign T.Vs, we want foreign shirts. We want foreign technology.Why this obsession with everything imported. Do we not realize thatself-respect comes with self-reliance?I was in Hyderabad giving this lecture, when a 14 year old girl asked mefor my autograph. I asked her what her goal in life is. She replied: I wantto live in a developed India. For her, you and I will have to build thisdeveloped India. You must proclaim. India is not an under-developed nation;it is a highly developed nation.Do you have 10 minutes? Allow me to come back with a vengeance. Got 10minutes for your country? If yes, then read; otherwise, choice is yours.YOU say that our government is inefficient.YOU say that our laws are too old.YOU say that the municipality does not pick up the garbage.YOU say that the phones don't work, the railways are a joke, The airline isthe worst in the world, mails never reach their destination.YOU say that our country has been fed to the dogs and is the absolute pits.YOU say, say and say.What do YOU do about it?Take a person on his way to Singapore. Give him a name - YOURS. Give him aface - YOURS.YOU walk out of the airport and you are at your International best. InSingapore you don't throw cigarette butts on the roads or eat in thestores.YOU are as proud of their Underground links as they are. You pay $5(approx. Rs.60) to drive through Orchard Road (equivalent of Mahim Causewayor Pedder Road) between 5 PM and 8 PM.YOU come back to the parking lot to punch your parking ticket if you haveover stayed in a restaurant or a shopping mall irrespective of your statusidentity. .In Singapore you don't say anything, DO YOU? YOU wouldn't dare to eat inpublic during Ramadan, in Dubai. YOU would not dare to go out without yourhead covered in Jeddah. YOU would not dare to buy an employee of thetelephone exchange in London at 10 pounds ( Rs.650) a month to, "see to itthat my STD and ISD calls are billed to someone else."YOU would not dare to speed beyond 55 mph (88 km/h) in Washington and thentell the traffic cop, "Jaanta hai main kaun hoon (Do you know who I am?).I am so and so's son. Take your two bucks and get lost."YOU wouldn't chuck an empty coconut shell anywhere other than the garbagepail on the beaches in Australia and New Zealand.Why don't YOU spit Paan on the streets of Tokyo?Why don't YOU use examination jockeys or buy fake certificates in Boston???We are still talking of the same YOU.YOU who can respect and conform to a foreign system in other countries butcannot in your own. You who will throw papers and cigarettes on the roadthe moment you touch Indian ground. If you can be an involved andappreciative citizen in an alien country, why cannot you be the same herein India?Once in an interview, the famous Ex-municipal commissioner of Bombay,Mr.Tinaikar, had a point to make. "Rich people's dogs are walked on thestreets to leave their affluent droppings all over the place," he said."And then the same people turn around to criticize and blame theauthorities for inefficiency and dirty pavements. What do they expect theofficers to do?Go down with a broom every time their dog feels the pressure in his bowels?In America every dog owner has to clean up after his pet has done the job.Same in Japan. Will the Indian citizen do that here?" He's right. We go tothe polls to choose a government and after that forfeit all responsibility.We sit back wanting to be pampered and expect the government to doeverything for us whilst our contribution is totally negative. We expectthe Government to clean up but we are not going to stop chucking garbageall over the place nor are we going to stop to pick up a stray piece ofpaper and throw it in the bin. We expect the railways to provide cleanbathrooms but we are not going to learn the proper use of bathrooms.We want Indian Airlines and Air India to provide the best of food andtoiletries but we are not going to stop pilfering at the least opportunity.This applies even to the staff who is known not to pass on the service tothe public. When it comes to burning social issues like those related towomen, dowry, girl child! and others, we make loud drawing roomprotestations and continue to do the reverse at home. Our excuse? "It's thewhole system which has to change, how will it matter if I alone forego mysons' rights to a dowry." So who's going to change the system?What does a system consist of ? Very conveniently for us it consists of ourneighbours, other households, other cities, other communities and thegovernment. But definitely not me and YOU. When it comes to us actuallymaking a positive contribution to the system we lock ourselves along withour families into a safe cocoon and look into the distance at countries faraway and wait for a Mr. Clean to come along & work miracles for us with amajestic sweep of his hand or we leave the country and run away.Like lazy cowards hounded by our fears we run to America to bask in theirglory and praise their system. When New York becomes insecure we run toEngland. When England experiences unemployment, we take the next flight outto the Gulf. When the Gulf is war struck, we demand to be rescued andbrought home by the Indian government. Everybody is out to abuse and rapethe country. Nobody thinks of feeding the system. Our conscience ismortgaged to money.Dear Indians, The article is highly thought inductive, calls for a greatdeal of introspection and pricks one's conscience too.... I am echoingJ.F.Kennedy 's words to his fellow Americans to relate to Indians....."ASK WHAT WE CAN DO FOR INDIA AND DO WHAT HAS TO BE DONE TO MAKE INDIA WHATAMERICA AND OTHER WESTERN COUNTRIES ARE TODAY"Lets do what India needs from us.Forward this mail to each Indian for a change instead of sending Jokes orjunk mails.Thank you,Dr. Abdul Kalaam (PRESIDENT OF INDIA)
It is not enough to have solid answers only for the above questions. You need to be prepared for the full spectrum of questions that may be presented. For further practice, make sure you go through the required mock interview (see the "Competitive Interview Prep" Section) and for further review, look at some of the following questions:
Tell me about yourself.
What do you want to do with your life?
Do you have any actual work experience?
How would you describe your ideal job?
Why did you choose this career?
When did you decide on this career?
What goals do you have in your career?
How do you plan to achieve these goals?
How do you evaluate success?
Describe a situation in which you were successful.
What do you think it takes to be successful in this career?
What accomplishments have given you the most satisfaction in your life?
If you had to live your life over again, what would you change?
Would your rather work with information or with people?
Are you a team player?
What motivates you?
Why should I hire you?
Are you a goal-oriented person?
Tell me about some of your recent goals and what you did to achieve them.
What are your short-term goals?
What is your long-range objective?
What do you see yourself doing five years from now?
Where do you want to be ten years from now?
Do you handle conflict well?
Have you ever had a conflict with a boss or professor? How did you resolve it?
What major problem have you had to deal with recently?
Do you handle pressure well?
What is your greatest strength?
What is your greatest weakness?
If I were to ask one of your professors to describe you, what would he or she say?
Why did you choose to attend your college?
What changes would you make at your college?
How has your education prepared you for your career?
What were your favorite classes? Why?
Do you enjoy doing independent research?
Who were your favorite professors? Why?
Why is your GPA not higher?
Do you have any plans for further education?
How much training do you think you'll need to become a productive employee?
What qualities do you feel a successful manager should have?
Why do you want to work in the _____ industry?
What do you know about our company?
Why are you interested in our company?
Do you have any location preferences?
How familiar are you with the community that we're located in?
Will you relocate? In the future?
Are you willing to travel? How much?
Is money important to you?
How much money do you need to make to be happy?
What kind of salary are you looking for? Don't just read these questions--practice and rehearse the answers. Don't let the company interview be the first time you have actually formulated an answer in spoken words. It is not enough to think about them in your head--practice! Sit down with a friend, a significant other, or your roommate (an especially effective critic, given the amount of preparation to date) and go through all of the questions. Make the most of every single interview opportunity by being fully prepared!
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