Tuesday 28 August, 2007

Who is the BEST - Infosys, Wipro or TCS?
One day, three consultants, one from Wipro, one from Infosys and one fromTCS, went out for a walk."Why don't we prove who is the best among ourselves?"Why not, said the other two.
The Infosian said "Let's have a test. Whoever makes this monkey laugh,works for the best firm".

Being a pure logical strategist, the person from TCS tried to make themonkey Laugh by telling jokes. The monkey stayed still.As a more practical consultant, the Wipro guy tried to make funnygestures... No good, the monkey stayed put...Now, comes the Infosian.

Being the practical guy he was always trained tobe, he whispered something into the monkey's ear, and it burst out laughingat him ..The other two were astonished. So the Wipro guy said "OK, let's takeanother test. Let's make this monkey cry!!"So there they went again, applying the same methods as before.

The TCS guynarrated sad stories, the Wipro guy made sad gestures, and they failedagain...Then, the Infosian again whispered something into the monkey's ear and oh!It started crying, patting the Infosian's shoulder!The other two just could not believe their eyes! So the tcs guy said "OK,you've won twice. If you can win just this one, we will bow to you.

Let'smake this monkey run". and he barked at the monkey and ordered him to run.Of course, it stayedwhere it was.. The Wipro guy, true to his type, pushed and prodded themonkey- still No go.So...here comes Infosian, again, and whispers into the monkey's ear. TheMonkey just takes off! It runs and runs as fast as it can, as if it wasscared to death!The other two surrendered.

They Said: "OK, we give up.You're the best among us, and you work for the Best firm of the three. ButPlease, please tell us your secret," they begged him."Well", said the Infosian, "The first time I made it laugh, I told I workfor Infosys.

The next time, I told the monkey how much I get paid ...so itstarted crying.And then I told that I was here for recruitment! !!

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