please go through it...
Guys Please Read this,This could change ur life forever of who u r going to care for in ur entire life.Not to insult or hurt any BOY or GIRL…This is just a story, close to the reality……………She/He...And a love story
Friend: Happy birthday!
She: Haan...tha......nk yo....u...was just getting up from the bed.
Friend: Oh! That means I am the first to wish you!
She: Naa! He has already wished me at 12 in the night.
Friend : Who???
She: Come on, who else, Nitin.
Friend: Oh, ok. So, what's the plan for today?
She: Nitin told me that he has a surprise gift for me for my Birthday. And also we are going to Flower Show today. I am excited!I have never seen the flower show that happens in Lal Baug. Actually that itself is the most wonderful gift for me. -----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Friend: "Did you go to Palace grounds all the way from Basavanagudi, to see Bryan Adam's show!!! Who accompanied you?"
She: Nitin
Friend: By the way, who referred your CV in SoCrates? I mean you don't know anyone there, right?
She: No, he forwarded my CV to one of his friends there.
Friend: I heard that the HR round interview went on till 8pm in the night. I think you faced difficulty in returning to your room.
She: No, he had come to pick me up. He came from his office, dropped me to my room and he returned to his room at around 11pm. He didn't have dinner also. I asked him to have at my room. Poor Nitin.-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Friend: If you are supposed to go home tomorrow itself then what about reservation?
She: I have told him, he will go to Majestic and would get it done, and he told he has some work in Majestic. That's why I am relaxed a bit. -----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Friend: How was your written test in Philips?
She: I failed yaar. The day before the test I had prepared perfectly. Nitin had come to our room. He taught me the basics of embedded programming concepts. I was very confident only because of him. But something else was in store for me.
Friend: Then, what did you do on Sunday?
She: We had gone to see "Lakshya". He doesn't see Hindi movies. But as I was upset after failing in the Philips written test, he took me for movie. I was veryhappy and surprised that he himself decided for a Hindi movie, and he was very happy that I enjoyed the movie. And you know; we had dinner in Pizza hut. It was his belated B'day treat!
Friend: And, what was your belated gift ;-)
She: Gift!! I had given the gift on his B'day itself. I was the first to call him at 12 in the night, he was busy throughout the day, and somehow we could meet in the evening and I gifted him with a cute time piece with a nice quote on it. He doesn't have time sense, so my time piece must always remind him of this. That day he didn't give me any treat as he had to go back to office. Yesterday I had a fight over this, you know! Poor kid.-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Friend: Hello...what about our sari shopping program in Malleshwaram?
She: Listen, I will call you later.
Friend: You didn't call me back in the morning, so Icalled now.
She: Yeah, when you called I was in Koramangala, with Nitin. He was very upset in the morning. He had a fight with his elder brother. So, it wouldn't have been fair on my part to leave him alone. If I am with him in such situation very soon he comes back to normalcy. So I postponed the Malleshwaram program. -----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Friend: Hey! What happened? You seem to be very happy today.
She: Why not? You know today is one of the most happiest days for me. Nitin got an onsite assignment in UK, for 6 months! That's why I am very happy. All of his hard work paid today. He had been waiting for this opportunity since long. He'll be leaving next month.
Friend: You will miss him.
She: Badly. I am so much dependent on him. I must thank Sanju, through him only I got to know Nitin. Without Nitin it would have been very difficult for me to stayin this alien city with no friends, relatives and on top of all, no job. He has been so caring friend all through my tough times in this city, he is so mature, so understanding, so trustworthy...a true friend.
Friend: He loves you yaar.
She: I know. Friend: And you? Don't you love him?
She: I don't want to. Friend: Don't tell me. You also feel for him.
She : I know yaar. He has everything that I expect in my dream-life-partner. I know I can never get a true life partner like him. But I don't want to commit.
Friend : What is stopping you? I really don't understand. When Miya-beevi are razi kya karega kazi?
She: Please...don't say like that. I never told him that I love him or something like that.
Friend: Is he a fool not to understand your feelings which are so clear from outside only? Poor fellow, don't leave him alone.
She : I have told him everything about my family. He knows how orthodox my parents are. They can never expect me marrying a guy from a different caste. They trust me. Come what may, I will not hurt my parent's feelings. I cannot imagine also. Now they are happily searching a guy for me in my native place. Friend: Hmm, I don't understand at all.-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
She:This Saturday I have to go home, a guy is coming to see me.
Friend: Oh! Is it? Good news yaar. Your first interview! Wish you all the best.
Friend: Any guesses, who is he?
She: Please yaar. I am least bothered and least interested. For the sake of my parents' happiness I have agreed for this. -----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Friend: What about the interview, I was expectingyour call actually?
She: Nothing so special. I didn't like the guy's attitude. I told my parents clearly. My parents are very understanding and so they too told me that they won't go ahead with this matter.
Friend: But still you should have analyzed properly.
She: I shared my views with Nitin. He had called me the next day. He didn't suggest me anything. He didn't tell me to say "yes" or "no", he didn't preach what is right or what is wrong. But after talking to him I was satisfied that whatever decision I took was right. ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Friend: Yesterday your mobile was engaged for more than half an hour. I kept trying, but I slept after 11pm.
She: Yeah, I was talking to Nitin. He is very much worried about my marriage. He is concerned whether I would get a guy of my choice or not, whether I would be happy with him or not. I was verysad to know this. But I am helpless. I pacified him and convinced that whatever my parents do, that will be the best for me, so no need to worry.
Friend: How Nitin will feel after you get married? Will he not be upset all the time?
She: Time will change everything. He will start living again. Was he not leading a normal life before I came into his life? It's all matter of time. Even I can't do anything other than pacifying him and myself with these philosophical statements. -----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Finally "She" got engaged with a guy of her parent's choice (with her "yes" of course). She is in touch with both Nitin and the new " him" regularly through chatting in Yahoo Messenger. Finally "She" got happily married to " him", very soon converting Nitin into memories, but deleting the memories was slow and almost impossible for Nitin.-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Why do girls/guys do like this? She needs him when she is new to the city. She needs his help in finding out a PG or hostel for her She makes him prepare a good-format-CV for her She needs him to drop her to the venue of a walk-in interview She expects him to collect all the consultants' mail ids She needs him while preparing for the interviews She needs his help in identifying HER skill sets, strengths and weakness! She wants him to conduct a mock-interview for her! She gives her yahoo mail id password so that he can forward her CV to consultants through internet in his office (in office hours!) She needs him for boosting her confidence when she fails in the 1st written test in her life She wants him to take her to M.G Road, Brigade Road, Forum and Big bazaar She needs his company whilevisiting all the temples in Malleshwaram on Vijayadashami, though he is not a believer of God. She asks his opinions on importance of marriage She wants him to be a shoulder to cry when her parents force her for marriage She needs his help in preparing her mind for the first interview with a guy She needs his help in deciding about the marriage proposal She loves to share her happiness with him when she gets engaged She expects him to attend her marriage (Come on guys, he is a true friend of her!) The guy does all this honestly, without saying a single "No". He loves her. He cares for her. Whatever he is today; it is only because of her entry in to his life. He treats her as his life. She changed him. It is only because of her, he is smiling. It is only because of her, he has forgotten the past bitter experiences. She is the first person in his life to influence him so much. He was the bhatka hua musafir and she came as his manzil. He threw the cigarette in the dust-bin because of her. He has cultivated a positive attitude towards marriage and family because of her. She is the perfect Indian woman he has ever seen. He keeps a photo of Lord Krishna in his purse now; only because of her (also it is her favorite deity!). Weekends come and go without his notice; it is only because of her. He stopped going to office on Weekends; it is only because of her. Onsite project was his dream; he puts all his efforts now, not to get an onsite assignment but to get a job for her in Bangalore----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- The girl depends on the guy as if she never lived and can neverlive without him. Guy behaves as if he has taken birth on this earth only to care for that lady. She treats him as a shoulder to cry and he treats her as a puppy in a rain storm. She loves to depend and he loves to take care, finally they fall in so called "love", ultimately adding an unnecessary trauma to life. Girls want a perfect life partner but they don't want to hurt their parents' feelings, guys know that they can't get her but still they want to care for her(because they want her to be happy wherever she is and with whoever she is).Great! Or shall I say crap!
Or I think no need to be so serious about it.
She gets engaged, life goes on... Long lasting phone calls become short and sweet, life goes on... A heart which was used to "Good morning" SMSs learns to be happy with just the "Happy weekend" SMSs, life goes on...No more "Unread messages" in the yahoo mail, life goes on... No one to share coffee at "Barista" at the end of atiring working day, life goes on... No more consultants' calls to be diverted and life goes on...He starts smoking again, life goes on... He is still living in flashback, and no looking back for her, but life goes on... He gets promoted, he is a manager, she is mother of two kids, and life goes on... He is in his late twenties, happily married to a beautiful, understanding, mature, caring, broad minded wife! Anyway life goes on...Who knows, there are how many "Nitin"s and " She "s among people.......

One fine morning a man was leaving a cafe after his morning coffee, when he noticed a most unusual funeral procession A funeral coffin was followed by a second one about 50 feet behind the first.Behind the second coffin was a solitary man walking with a black dog.Behind him was a queue of about 2000 men walking in a single line.The man couldn't stand his curiosity.He approached the man walking with the dog, "I am so sorry for yourloss, and I know now is a bad time to disturb you, but I've never seen afuneral like this with so many of you walking in single line. Whose funeral is it? "The man replied, "Well, that first coffin is for my wife. "What happened to her? "The man replied, "My dog attacked and killed her. "He inquired further, "Well, who is in the second coffin? "The man answered, "My mother-in-law. She was trying to help my wifeand the dog attacked and killed her also. "A thoughtful moment of silence passes between the two men.
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Top 22 things an Indian does after returning to India from "US".

Top 22 things an Indian does after returning to India from "US".
22. Use Nope for No and Yep for Yes. 21. Tries to use credit card in road side hotel.
20. Drinks and carries mineral water and always speaks of health conscious.
19. Sprays deo such so that he doesn't need to take bath.
18. Sneezes and says 'Excuse me'.
17. Says "Hey" instead of "Hi". Says "Yogurt" instead says "Curds". Says "Cab" instead of "Taxi". Says "Candy" instead of "Chocolate". Says "Cookie" instead of "Biscuit". Says " Free Way " instead of "Highway". Says "got to go" instead of "Have to go". Says "Oh" instead of "Zero", (for 704, says Seven Oh Four Instead of Seven Zero Four)
16. Doesn't forget to crib about air pollution. Keeps cribbing every time he steps out.
15. Says all the distances in Miles (Not in Kilo Meters), and counts in Millions. (Not in Lakhs)
14. Tries to figure all the prices in Dollars as far as possible (but deep down the heart multiplies by 43 times).
13. Tries to see the % of fat on the cover of a milk pocket.
12. When need to say Z (zed), never says Z (Zed), repeats "Zee" several times, if the other person unable to get, then says X, Y Zee(but never says Zed)
11. Writes date as MM/DD/YYYY, on watching traditional DD/MM/YYYY, says "Oh! British Style!!!!"
10. Makes fun of Indian Standard Time and Indian Road Conditions.
9. Even after 2 months, complaints about "Jet Lag".
8. Avoids eating more chili (hot) stuff.
7. Tries to drink "Diet Coke", instead of Normal Coke.
6.. Tries to complain about any thing in India as if he is experiencing it for the first time.
5. Pronounces "schedule" as "skejule", and "module" as "mojule".
4. Looks suspiciously towards Hotel/Dhaba food.
Few more important
3. From the luggage bag, does not remove the stickers of Airways by which he traveled back to India , even after 4 months of arrival.
2. Takes the cabin luggage bag to short visits in India, tries to roll the bag on Indian Roads.
Ultimate one: 1.. Tries to begin conversation with "In US ...." or "When I was in US..."

Just 4 Fund

We all know this one
One day a man was having a conversation with God when his whole life flashed before his eyes as a series of footsteps on the sands of time. He saw that there were two pairs of footprints, but during the most difficult periods of his life there were only one set of footprints. He asked God "You said you will be with me throughout this journey, but why have you deserted me during the most critical times of my life??" to which God answered "Son, I did not desert you, I was always with you...you see only one set of footprints Because during those difficult times in your life, I was carrying you in my hands"

Now know this one too!!!
Another day I was having a similar conversation with my Project Manager (PM) when my whole project flashed before my eyes as a series of footsteps on the sands of time. I saw that there were two pairs of footprints, but during the most difficult times in the project there were only one set of footprints. I asked my PM "You said you will be with me throughout the project, but why have you deserted me during the most critical times of the project??" to which the PM answered "Son, I did not desert you, I was always with you...you see only one set of footprints because during those difficult times, I was sitting on your head!!"

Definition of Wife

David Bissonette : When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.

Sacha Guitry : After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together.

Socrates : By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher.


Anonymous : Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them.


Dumas : The great question... which I have not been able to answer... is, "What does a woman want?

Sigmund Freud : I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me.

Anonymous : "Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays."

Sam Kinison : "There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage."


James Holt McGavran : "I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me, and the second one didn't."


Patrick Murray : Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming 1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it, 2. Whenever you're right, shut up.


Nash : The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once...


Anonymous : You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to.


Henny Youngman : My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.

Rodney Dangerfield : A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.

Anonymous : A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: "Wife wanted". Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: "You can have mine."


AnonymousFirst Guy (proudly): "My wife's an angel!" Second Guy: "You're lucky, mine's still alive."

A B C of Motivation
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A void negative sources, people, places, things and habits.

Believe in yourself.

Consider things from every angle.

D on't give up and don't give in.

E njoy life today, yesterday is gone, tomorrow may never come.

Family and friends are hidden treasures; enjoy their riches.

G ive more than you planned to.

H ang on to your dreams.

Ignore those who try to discourage you.

Just do it.

Keep trying no matter how hard it seems, it will get easier.

L ove yourself first and most.

M ake it happen.

N ever lie, cheat or steal, always strike a fair deal.

Open your eyes and see things as they really are.

P ractice makes perfect.

Q uitters never win and winners never quit.

Read, study and learn about everything important in your life.

S top procrastinating.

T ake control of your own destiny.

Understand yourself in order to better understand others.

V isualize it.

W ant it more than anything.

EXcellerate your efforts.

You are unique of all God's creations, nothing can replace YOU.

Z ero in on your target and go for it!

2% or 98%
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This is strange. Can you figure it out? Are you the 2% or 98% of the population?


Follow the instructions! NO PEEKING AHEAD!



Do the following exercise...!

It is guaranteed to raise an eyebrow.
There's no trick or surprise.
Just follow these instructions
Answer the questions one at a time and as quickly as you can.
Again, as quickly as you can but don't advance until you've done each of them


Now, scroll down (but not too fast, you might miss something.)




Think of a number from 1 to 10



Multiply that number by 9


If the number is a 2-digit number, add the digits together


Now subtract 5

Determine which letter in the alphabet corresponds to the number you ended up with

(Example: 1=a, 2=b, 3=c, etc.)


Think of a country that starts with that letter.


Remember the last letter of the name of that country.



Think of the name of an animal that starts with that letter.


Remember the last letter in the name of that animal.


Think of the name of a fruit that starts with that letter.


Are you thinking of a Kangaroo in Denmark eating an Orange ?


I told you this was FREAKY....!!

If not, you're among the 2% of the population whose minds are different enough to think of something else. 98% of people will answer with kangaroos in Denmark when given this exercise.

Silly questions with smart answers
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1) MARY : Some say I'm pretty. Others say
I'm ugly.What do u think,
Peter?
PETER : A bit of both. I think you're
pretty ugly.

2) Teacher : "Which is more important
to us, the sun or the moon?"
Pupil : "The moon".
Teacher : "Why?"
Pupil : "The moon gives us light at
night when we need it but the sun
gives us light only in the day time
when we don't need it".

3) Teacher : "What do you call a
person who keeps on talking when
people are no longer interested?"
Pupil : "A teacher".

4) Waiter : "Would you like your
coffee black?"
Customer : "What other colors do you
have?"

5) My father is so old that when he
was in school, history was called
current affairs.

6) Teacher : "Sam, you talk a lot !"
Sam : "It's a family tradition".
Teacher : "What do you mean?"
Sam : "Sir, my grandpa was a street
hawker, my father is a teacher".
Teacher : "What about your mother?"
Sam : "She's a woman".

7) Tom : "How should I convey the news
to my father that I've failed?"
David: "You just send a telegram:
Result declared, past year's
performance repeated".

8) Teacher : "Now, children, if I saw
a man beating a donkey and stopped
him, what virtue would I be showing?"
Student : "Brotherly love".

9) Teacher : "Now, Sam, tell me
frankly do you say prayers before
eating?"
Sam : "No sir, I don't have to, my mom
is a good cook".

10) Patient : "What are the chances of
my recovering doctor?"
Doctor : "One hundred percent. Medical
records show that nine out of ten
people die of the disease you have.
Yours is the tenth case I've treated.
The others all died".

11) Teacher : " Can anybody give an
example of COINCIDENCE? "
One Student : "Sir, my Mother and
Father got married on the same day and
at the same time."

12) Teacher : " George Washington not
only chopped down his father's Cherry
tree, but also admitted doing it.
Now do you know why his father didn't
punish him ?"
One Student: " Because George still
had the axe in is hand."

Which's better, the former or the latter???

Dad used to give us Rs. 20/- per month, in that we were not only able to eat stomachs fill, but we were able tosave too!!!
Now we earn a sum of 20K, we have no idea where it goes, let alone savingit!!

Which's better, the former or the latter???
6 subjects per year, 6 different teachers!
One project since we joined and just one manager!!
Which's better, the former or the latter???

We used to make notes; we used to study for ranks!!
Now we scan thru our mails; we struggle for our ratings!!!

Which's better, the former or the latter???
We have still not forgotten the people in the next section!!!
Now we don't even know who sits in the next cubicle!!!

Which's better, the former or the latter???
After getting back from a tiring play, we used to do our home work!!
Now who knows/cares about home; all we do is just work!!!

Which's better, the former or the latter???
We knew our history and economics!!
Now let alone reading books, we don't even catch up with the daily news!!!

Which's better, the former or the latter???
We had an aim in life; behind our backs we had our teachers!!
Now we have no idea about the future nor do we find any one who would tellus anything!!!
Now just ask yourself,
Which's better, the former or the latter???

Who is the BEST - Infosys, Wipro or TCS?
One day, three consultants, one from Wipro, one from Infosys and one fromTCS, went out for a walk."Why don't we prove who is the best among ourselves?"Why not, said the other two.
The Infosian said "Let's have a test. Whoever makes this monkey laugh,works for the best firm".

Being a pure logical strategist, the person from TCS tried to make themonkey Laugh by telling jokes. The monkey stayed still.As a more practical consultant, the Wipro guy tried to make funnygestures... No good, the monkey stayed put...Now, comes the Infosian.

Being the practical guy he was always trained tobe, he whispered something into the monkey's ear, and it burst out laughingat him ..The other two were astonished. So the Wipro guy said "OK, let's takeanother test. Let's make this monkey cry!!"So there they went again, applying the same methods as before.

The TCS guynarrated sad stories, the Wipro guy made sad gestures, and they failedagain...Then, the Infosian again whispered something into the monkey's ear and oh!It started crying, patting the Infosian's shoulder!The other two just could not believe their eyes! So the tcs guy said "OK,you've won twice. If you can win just this one, we will bow to you.

Let'smake this monkey run". and he barked at the monkey and ordered him to run.Of course, it stayedwhere it was.. The Wipro guy, true to his type, pushed and prodded themonkey- still No go.So...here comes Infosian, again, and whispers into the monkey's ear. TheMonkey just takes off! It runs and runs as fast as it can, as if it wasscared to death!The other two surrendered.

They Said: "OK, we give up.You're the best among us, and you work for the Best firm of the three. ButPlease, please tell us your secret," they begged him."Well", said the Infosian, "The first time I made it laugh, I told I workfor Infosys.

The next time, I told the monkey how much I get paid ...so itstarted crying.And then I told that I was here for recruitment! !!

If titanic was produced in INDIA.....

1) There would be 10 times as many people on the ship

2) There would be a song with Kate Winslet in a white saree and of coursesinging in the rain

3) The movie would be called "Pyar Kiya To Marna Kya"

4) Hero and Heroine would float in cold water for days and still survive,but the villian would die on the first dip

5) The iceberg would be sent by the heroine's father to teach the hero aesson

6) None of the women would float due to heavy designer sarees.

7) Himesh Reshammiya could not use his nose to sing as his nose would berunning due to the cold weather condition.And last but not least

8) More Than Half of the rescue boats would be reserved for SC/ST/OBC.

English:
twinkle twinlke little star
how i wonder what u are

Telangana Telugu:
merishe merishe shinna sukka
pareshan ayiti ne ninnu sushi

English:
Johnny Johnny Yes papa
Eating Sugar No papa

Telangana Telugu:
Johnny ga Johnny ga.. Endhi naina
Shekkar Bukkuthunnaav ra.. ledhu naina

English:
Jack and Jill went up the hill
To fetch a pail of water
jack fell down and broke his crown
jill came tumbling down.

Telangana Telugu:
jack gaadu jill gaadu konda ku poyinru
gaadi ki poyi neellu testunte
jack gaadu kinda padi moothi bokkal saap chesu kundu
jill gaadu dil khush toni panduga cheskundu

A Software professional in Hell !


One politician, One thief & One Programmer died & went straight to
hell.


Politician said "I miss my country. I want to call my country and see


how everybody is doing there." She called and talked for about 5
minutes,


then she asked "Well, devil how much do I need to pay for the call????


The devil says "Five million dollars".


The Politician wrote him a cheque and went to sit back on her chair.


Thief was so jealous! s, he starts screaming, "My turn! I wanna call
my group

members, I want to see how everybody is doing there too"


He called and talked for about 2 minutes, then he asked "Well, devil


how much do I need to pay for the call????

The devil says "Ten million dollars".

With a smug look on his face, he made a cheque and went to sit back on
his chair.

Programmer was even more jealous & starts screaming, "I want to call my
IT friends too",


He called other IT person and he talked for twenty hours about various

Technologies and Project Managers, he talked & talked & talked, then he

asked "Well, devil how much do I need to pay for the call????

The devil says "Twenty dollars".

Programmer is stunned & says "Twenty dollars??? Only ??"

Devil says

"Calling hell to hell

is local !!!

OOPS Concepts...




class Indian_Bachelor_female_professional
{
double styles;
short skirts;
long time_to_understand_problems;
float mind;
void knowledge();
char non_co_operative;
};











class Married_female_Software_Professional
{
double weight;
short tempered;
long gossips;
float hopes;
void work();
char unstable;
};











class Female_Engaged_software_professional
{
double time_on_phone;
short attention_on_work;
long boast;
float on_cloud_nine;
void understanding();
char edgy;
};









class Indian_Newly_Married_software_professional
{
double dinner_invitations;
short time_at_work;
long lunch_breaks;
float talks;
void bank_balance();
char hen_pecked;
};











class Indian_husband_wife_software_professional
{
double income;
short temper;
long time_no_see;
float new_software_company;
void lov
};










Class Guy_who_wrote_this
{
Long time_on_bench;
Void work();
}




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FEBRUARY=THUGAbstract thoughts. Loves reality and abstract. Intelligent and clever.Changing personality. Attractive. sexiest out of everyone.A real speeddemon. Has more than one best friend. Temperamental. Quiet, shy and humble.Honest and loyal. Determined to reach goals. Loves freedom. Rebellious whenrestricted. Loves aggressiveness. Too sensitive and easily hurt. Gets angryreally easily but does not show it. Dislikes unnecessary things. Lovesmaking friends but rarely shows it. Daring and stubborn. Ambitious.Realizing dreams and hopes. Sharp. Loves entertainment and leisure.Romantic on the inside not outside. Superstitious and ludicrous.Spendthrift. Tries to learn to show emotions..

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JULY=GANGSTAYou've got the best personality and are an absolute pleasure to be around.You love to make new friends and be outgoing. You are a great flirt andmore than likely have a very attractive partner, a wicked hottie. Likesomebody with a JUNE brithday. It is also more likely than that you have amassive record collection. When it comes to films, you know how to pickthem and may one day become a famous actor/actress yourself - heck, you'vegot the looks for it!!!.

AUGUST=ATTITUDEOutgoing personality. Takes risks. Feeds on attention. Self control. Kindhearted. Self confident. Easy to get along with and talk to. Likes talkingand singing. loves music. Hates not being trusted. BIG imagination. Lovesto be loved. Loves studying. In need of "that someone". Longs for freedom.Rebellious when withheld or restricted. lives by "no pain no gain" caring.Always a suspect. Playful. Mysterious. "Charming" or "beautiful" toeveryone. Stubborn. Beautiful physically and mentally. Curious.Independent. strong willed. A fighter.

SEPTEMBER=FINEASS PIMPLoves to chat. Loves those who love them. Loves to takes things at thecentre. Great in bed. Inner and physical beauty. Doesn't pretend. Getsangry often. A meaningful love life partner. Makes right choices. Treatsfriends importantly. Brave and fearless. Always makingfriendDoes notharmothers. It is all about love and fairness. Easily hurt and hard to recover.Daydreamer and does fullfill. Opinionated. Does not care to controlemotions. Knows what to do, to have fun. Unpredictable. Someone to haveclose to you. Extremely smart,butdefinitely the hottest ANDsexiest of themall.

OCTOBER=HOTTIETrustworthy and loyal. Very passionate and dangerous. Wild at times. Knowshow to have fun. Sexy and mysterious. Everyone is drawn towards your innerand outer beauty and independent personality. Playful, but secretive. Veryemotional and temperamental sometimes. Meets new people easily and verysocial in a group. Fearless and independent. Can hold their own. Standsout in a crowd. Essentially very smart. Usually, you ever begin arelationship with someone from this month, hold on to them because theirone of a kind.

NOVEMBER=SWEETIEStubborn and hard-hearted. Strong-willed and highly motivated. Sharpthoughts. Easily angered. Attracts others and loves attention. Deepfeelings. Beautiful physically and mentally. Firm Standpoint. Needs nomotivation. Shy towards opposite sex. Easily consoled. Systematic (leftbrain). Loves to dream. Strong clairvoyance. Understanding. Sicknessusually in the ear and neck. Good imagination. Good physical. Weakbreathing. Loves literature and the arts. Loves travelling. Dislike beingat home. Restless. having many children. Hardworking. High spirited

DECEMBER=BEAUTYThis straight-up means ur the most good-looking Loyal and generous.Patriotic. Competitive in everything. Active in games and interactions.Impatient and hasty. Ambitious. Influential in organizations. Fun to bewith. Easy to talk to, though hard to understand. Thinks far with vision,yet complicated to know. Easily influenced by kindness. Polite andsoft-spoken. Having lots of ideas. Sensitive. Active mind. Hesitating,Tends to delay. Choosy and always wants the Stubborn and hard-hearted.Strong-willed and highly motivated. Sharp thoughts. Easily angered.Attracts others and loves attention. Deep feelings. Beautiful physicallyand mentally. Firm Standpoint. Needs no motivation. Shy towards oppositesex. Easily consoled. Systematic (left brain). Loves to dream. Strongclairvoyance. Understanding. Sickness usually in the ear and neck.Goodimagination. Good physical. Weak breathing. Loves literature and thearts. Loves travelling. Dislike being at home. Restless. having manychildren. Hardworking. High spirited

Modern Panchatantra
Here is a tale from the Modern Panchatantra contributed by Syed AkhterOnce upon a time, there was a software engineer who used to developprograms on his Pentium machine, sitting under a tree on the banks of ariver. He used to earn his bread by selling those programs in the Sundaymarket.One day, while he was working, his machine tumbled off the table and fellin the river. Encouraged by the Panchatantra story of his childhood (TheWoodcutter and the Axe), he started praying to the River Goddess.The River Goddess wanted to test him and so appeared only after one monthof rigorous prayers. The engineer told her that he had lost his computer inthe river. As usual, the Goddess wanted to test his honesty.She showed him a match box and asked, "Is this your computer?"Disappointed by the Goddess' lack of computer awareness, the engineerreplied, "No."She next showed him a pocket-sized calculator and asked if that was his.Annoyed, the engineer said "No, not at all!!"Finally, she came up with his own Pentium machine and asked if it was his.The engineer, left with no option, sighed and said "Yes."The River Goddess was happy with his honesty. She was about to give him allthree items, but before she could make the offer, the engineer asked her,"Don't you know that you're supposed to show me some better computersbefore bringing up my own?"The River Goddess, angered at this, replied, "I know that, you stupididiot! The first two things I showed you were the Trillennium and theBillennium, the latest computers from IBM!" So saying, she disappeared withthe Pentium!!Moral: If you're not up-to-date with technology trends, it is better keepsilent and let people think you're a genius, than to open your mouth and remove all doubt!!!

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Greatness of Sardarji's (Not a joke!!!!!)

"Hello friends!! Well, jayant , my friend, told me the following incidentwhich I wish to share with you. It has had a deep impact on my thinking.In the diwali vacation, Jayant and his couple of friends had gone to Delhi.They rented a taxi for local sight-seeing. The driver was an old Sardar,and boys being boys, Jayant and his pals began cracking Sardarji jokes,just to insinuate the old man.But to their surprise, the fellow remained unperturbed.At the end of the sight-seeing, they paid up the hire-charges. The Sardarreturned the change. Moreover, he gave each one of them one rupee extra andsaid, (in Hindi, of course),''Since morning you have been telling Sardarji jokes. I listened to themall and let me tell you, some of them were in a very bad taste. Still, Idon't mind coz I know that you are young blood and are yet to see theworld. But I have just one request. Here I am giving you one rupee each.Give it to the first Sardar beggar that you come across in this city."Jayant continued," That one rupee coin is still with me. I couldn't find asingle Sardar begging on the streets of Delhi."Friends, we all love sardar jokes. But the fact of matter is that Sikhs areone of the most prosperous and diversified communities in the world. Thesecret behind their universal success, according to me, is theirwillingness to do any job with utmost dedication. A Sardar will drive atruck or set up a roadside garage or a dhaba, but he will never beg on thestreets.