How Roshan D'Mello (QA Tester) frustrates developer (Mukesh Thakur)Roshan D'Mello: Hey Mukesh, there is a bug in your code. Type a text inuser name text box and press enter. Beep sound doesn't appear.Mukesh Thakur: How can that be a bug? There is no requirement that beepsound should come. Anyway, I will assign it to offshore and get it fixed.After 2 days,Mukesh Thakur: Roshan, bug is fixed. Please verify.After another 2 days,Roshan D'Mello: I have re-opened the bug because sound is not coming insome PCs. Sound is coming in my machine, but my colleague Rajat Choudhry isnot getting the sound.After another 2 days,Mukesh Thakur: Not a bug. I observed that your friend Rajat Choudhry hasold IBM machine. Unlike your DELL machine, IBM machines do not have inbuiltspeakers. So, to hear the sound in Rajat Choudhry's machine, please usehead phones and then get the bug closed soon.Another 2 days,Roshan D'Mello: I have re-opened the bug because sound tone is differentacross different machines. Sound is coming as 'BEEP' in my machine, but mycolleague Rajat Choudhry who is having IBM machine is getting the sound as'TONG'.Mukesh Thakur: Not a bug. Get lost man. What can we do for the bug? The twomachines are built in such a way that they produce different sounds. Do youexpect the developers to rebuild the IBM processors to make them uniform?Please close it.Another 2 days,Roshan D'Mello: I have re-opened the bug because intensity of beep soundproduced on 2 different DELL machines is different. My machine producesbeep sound of intensity 10 decibels whereas my friend's machine producessound worth 20 decibels. Fix your code to make the sound uniform across allmachines.Another 2 days later,Mukesh Thakur: Once again it is not a bug. I have noticed that the volumeset is different on the two machines. Ensure that volume is same in boththe machines before I get mad and then close the bug.Another 2 days,Roshan D'Mello: I have re-opened the bug.Mukesh Thakur: What ?? Why? What more stupid reasons can be there forre-opening?Roshan D'Mello: Sound intensity is different for machines placed atdifferent locations (different buildings). So, I have re-opened it.After 2 days,Mukesh Thakur: I have made some scientists do an acoustical analysis of thetwo buildings you used for testing. They have observed that the acousticsin the two buildings varies to a large extent. That is why sound intensityis different across the 2 buildings. So, I beg you to please close thebugs.After 1 yearRoshan D'Mello: I am re-opeing the bug. During the year, I requested theclients to arrange architects to build two buildings with same acousticalfeatures, so that I can test it again. Now, when I tested, I found thatintensity of sound still varying. So, I am re-opening the defect.Mukesh Thakur: GROWLLLL.....I am really mad now. I am sure that the soundwaves of the two buildings are getting distorted due to some backgroundnoice or something. Now I need to waste time to prove that it is because ofbackground noice.Roshan D'Mello: No need for that. We will put the machines and run themin vacuum and see.Mukesh Thakur: (not alive)

After 2 years of selfless service, a man realized that he has not been promoted, no transfer, no salary increase no commendation and that the Company is not doing any thing about it. So he decided to walk up to his HR Manager one morning and after exchanging greetings, he told his HR Manager his observation.The boss looked at him, laughed and asked him to sit down saying;
Myfriend, you have not worked here for even one day.
The man was surprised to hear this, but the manager went on to explain.
Manager:- How many days are there in a year?
Man:- 365 days and some times 366

Manager:- how many hours make up a day?
Man:- 24 hours

Manager:- How long do you work in a day?
Man:- 8am to 4pm. i.e. 8 hours a day.
Manager:- So, what fraction of the day do you work in hours?
Man:- (He did some arithmetic and said 8/24 hours i.e. 1/3(one third)

Manager:- That is nice of you! What is one-third of 366 days?
Man:- 122 (1/3x366 = 122 in days)

Manager:- Do you come to work on weekends?
Man:- No sir

Manager:- How many days are there in a year that are weekends?
Man:- 52 Saturdays and 52 Sundays equals to 104 days

Manager:- Thanks for that. If you remove 104 days from 122 days, how many days do you now have?
Man:- 18 days.

Manager:- OK! I do give you 2 weeks sick leave every year. Now remove that14 days from the 18 days left. How many days do you have remaining?
Man:- 4 days
Manager:- Do you work on New Year day?
Man:- No sir!

Manager:- Do you come to work on workers day?
Man:- No sir!

Manager:- So how many days are left?
Man:- 2 days sir!

Manager:- Do you come to work on the (National holiday )?
Man:- No sir!
Manager:- So how many days are left?
Man:- 1 day sir!

Manager:- Do you work on Christmas day?
Man:- No sir!

Manager:- So how many days are left?
Man:- None sir!

Manager:- So, what are you claiming?
Man:- I have understood, Sir. I did not realise that
I was stealing Company money all these days.

Moral - NEVER GO TO HR FOR HELP!!!
HR=HIGH RISK

telugu kavitha

please takeit as joke, naku telusu andariki work vunadani, okna, dont be serious
Please Read this Telugu Kavitha . . . . .

Alalaki Alupu ledu
Silalalaki Choopu ledu,
Kalalaki Roopu ledu,
Voohalaki antham ledu,
Mounaniki Basha ledu,
Premaki Chavu ledu,
Naaku Pani Ledu,
Neeku Pani Radu,
Manaki inka hike raane raadu.

Etlundi....Adirinda...?