THINGS YOU NEVER KNEW YOUR CELLPHONE COULD DO There are a few things that can be done in times of grave emergencies. Your mobile phone can actually be a life saver or an emergency tool for survival.

Check out the things that you can do with it: -
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1 EMERGENCY * The Emergency Number worldwide for **Mobile** is 112 .* If you find yourself out of coverage area of your mobile network and there is an emergency, dial 112 and the mobile will search any existing network to establish the emergency number for you, and interestingly this number 112 can be dialed even if the keypad is locked. **Try it out.**

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2 Have you locked your keys in the car? Does you car have remote keys? This may come in handy someday. Good reason to own a cell phone: If you lock your keys in the car and the spare keys are at home, call someone at home on their cell phone from your cell phone. Hold your cell phone about a foot from your car door and have the person at your home press the unlock button, holding it near the mobile phone on their end. Your car will unlock. Saves someone from having to drive your keys to you. Distance is no object. You could be hundreds of miles away, and if you can reach someone who has the other "remote" for your car, you can unlock the doors (or the trunk).

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3 Hidden Battery power Imagine your cell battery is very low , you are expecting an important call and you don't have a charger. Nokia instrument comes with a reserve battery. To activate, press the keys *3370# Your cell will restart with this reserve and the instrument will show a 50% increase in battery. This reserve will get charged when you charge your cell next time.

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4 How to disable a STOLEN mobile phone?To check your Mobile phone's serial number, key in the following digits on your phone: * # 0 6 # A 15 digit code will appear on the screen. This number is unique to your handset. Write it down and keep it somewhere safe. when your phone get stolen, you can phone your service provider and give them this code. They will then be able to block your handset so even if the thief changes the SIM card, your phone will be totally useless.You probably won't get your phone back, but at least you know that whoever stole it can't use/sell it either.

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5 Be care while using your mobile phone When you try to call someone through mobile phone,don't put your mobile closer to your ears until the recipient answers. Because directly after dialing, the mobile phone would use it's maximum signaling power, which is: 2watts = 33dbi Please Be Careful, Message as received (Save your brain) Please use left ear while using cell (mobile), because if you use the right one it will affect brain directly. This is a true fact from Apollo medical team.

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Now my dear friends this may sound useless to some people..!!! But this is the matter of utmost cocern in daytoday life.

In this modern life everyone is busy with thier work.. while advancements in almost all the fields has made man into a machine and the rate of bike users is increasing day by day.
now the bikes which the younger generation use is unlike the old ones... where they prefer a bike with a minimum of 150cc and bikes have become fashionable and they find it as a source of attracting the opposite sex..


And most of the bike users are speed crazed. there is no harm in speeding..unless we are careful enough to protect ourselves.. the rate of bike accidents and the death rate due to those accidents keep increasing day by day..

WHY...????

It's all because of one careless action- NOT USING HELMET..!!!
Helmet protects u from the major form of head injury and prevents the main cause for death in a bike accident.

So I request all the young bloods and guns... who are leaping at this young age...
U have still more to achieve..!!
most of them die at a very young age where there life actually starts.

BEAR A CAUSE AND WEAR A HELMET...!!!

Let us join hands for a noble cause

Pass this on to all those whom u really care..!!

What tree did you fall from? Find your birthday, find your tree and then scroll down... This is really cool and somewhat accurate, also in line with Celtic astrology.

Jan 01 to Jan 11 - Fir Tree
Jan 12 to Jan 24 - Elm Tree
Jan 25 to Feb 03 - Cypress Tree

Feb 04 to Feb 08 - Poplar Tree
Feb 09 to Feb 18 - Cedar Tree
Feb 19 to Feb 28 - Pine Tree

Mar 01 to Mar 10 - Weeping Willow Tree
Mar 11 to Mar 20 - Lime Tree
Mar 21 - Oak Tree
Mar 22 to Mar 31 - Hazelnut Tree

Apr 01 to Apr 10 - Rowan Tree
Apr 11 to Apr 20 - Maple Tree
Apr 21 to Apr 30 - Walnut Tree

May 01 to May 14 - Poplar Tree
May 15 to May 24 - Chestnut Tree
May 25 to Jun 03 - Ash Tree

Jun 04 to Jun 13 - Hornbeam Tree
Jun 14 to Jun 23 - Fig Tree
Jun 24 - Birch Tree
Jun 25 to Jul 04 - Apple Tree

Jul 05 to Jul 14 - Fir Tree
Jul 15 to Jul 25 - Elm Tree
Jul 26 to Aug 04 - Cypress Tree

Aug 05 to Aug 13 - Poplar Tree
Aug 14 to Aug 23 - Cedar Tree
Aug 24 to Sep 02 - Pine Tree

Sep 03 to Sep 12 - Weeping Willow Tree
Sep 13 to Sep 22 - Lime Tree
Sep 23 - Olive Tree

Sep 24 to Oct 03 - Hazelnut Tree
Oct 04 to Oct 13 - Rowan Tree
Oct 14 to Oct 23 - Maple Tree
Oct 24 to Nov 11 - Walnut Tree

Nov 12 to Nov 21 - Chestnut Tree
Nov 22 to Dec 01 - Ash Tree

Dec 02 to Dec 11 - Hornbeam Tree
Dec 12 to Dec 21 - Fig Tree
Dec 22 - Beech Tree
Dec 23 to Dec 31 - Apple Tree

APPLE TREE (Love) - of slight build, lots of charm, appeal, and attraction, pleasant aura, flirtatious, adventurous, sensitive, always in love, wants to love and be loved, faithful and tender partner, very generous, scientific talents, lives for today, a carefree philosopher with imagination.

ASH TREE (Ambition) - uncommonly attractive, vivacious, impulsive, demanding, does not care for criticism, ambitious, intelligent, talented, likes to play with fate, can be egotistic, very reliable and trustworthy, faithful and prudent lover, sometimes brains rule over the heart, but takes partnership very seriously.

BEECH TREE (Creative) - has good taste, concerned about its looks, materialistic, good organization of life and career, economical, good leader, takes no unnecessary risks, reasonable, splendid lifetime companion, keen on keeping fit (diets, sports, etc.)

BIRCH TREE (Inspiration) - vivacious, attractive, elegant, friendly,pretentiou s, modest, does not like anything in excess, abhors the vulgar, loves life in nature and in calm, not very passionate, full of imagination, little ambition, creates a calm and content atmosphere.

CEDAR TREE (Confidence) - of rare beauty, knows how to adapt, likes luxury, of good health, not in the least shy, tends to look down on others,self- confident, determined, impatient, likes to impress others, many talents, industrious, healthy optimism, waiting for the one true love, able to make quick decisions.

CHESTNUT TREE (Honesty) - of unusual beauty, does not want to impress, well-developed sense of justice, vivacious, interested, a born diplomat,but irritates easily and sensitive in company, often due to a lack of self confidence, acts sometimes superior, feels not understood, loves only once, has difficulties in finding a partner.

CYPRESS TREE (Faithfulness) - strong, muscular, adaptable, takes what life has to give, content, optimistic, craves money and acknowledgment, hates loneliness, passionate lover which cannot be satisfied, faithful, quick-tempered, unruly, pedantic, and careless.

ELM TREE (Noble-Minded) - pleasant shape, tasteful clothes, loudest demands, tends not to forgive mistakes, cheerful, likes to lead but not to obey, honest and faithful partner, likes making decisions for others,noble- minded, generous, good sense of humor, practical.

FIG TREE (Sensibility) - very strong, a bit self-willed, independent, does not allow contradiction or arguments, loves life, its family, children and animals, a bit of a social butterfly, good sense of humor, likes idleness and laziness, of practical talent and intelligence.

FIR TREE (Mysterious) - extraordinary taste, dignity, sophisticated, loves anything beautiful, moody, stubborn, tends to egoism but cares for those close to them, rather modest, very ambitious, talented, industrious, uncontested lover, many friends, many foes, very reliable.

HAZELNUT TREE (Extraordinary) - charming, undemanding, very understanding, knows how to make an impression, active fighter for social cause, popular, moody, and capricious lover, honest, and tolerant partner, precise sense of judgment.

HORNBEAM TREE (Good Taste) - of cool beauty, cares for its looks and condition, good taste, is not egoistic, makes life as comfortable as possible, leads a reasonable and disciplined life, looks for kindness and acknowledgment in an emotional partner, dreams of unusual lovers, is seldom happy with its feelings, mistrusts most people, is never sure of its decisions, very conscientious.

LIME TREE (Doubt) - accepts what life dishes out in a composed way, hates fighting, stress, and labor, dislikes laziness and idleness, soft and relenting, makes sacrifices for friends, many talents but not tenacious enough to make them blossom, often wailing and complaining, very jealous but loyal.

MAPLE TREE (Independent) - no ordinary person, full of imagination and originality, shy and reserved, ambitious, proud, self-confident, hungers for new experiences, sometimes nervous, has many complexities, good memory, learns easily, complicated love life, wants to impress.

OAK TREE (Brave) - robust nature, courageous, strong, unrelenting, independent, sensible, does not like change, keeps its feet on the ground, person of action.

OLIVE TREE (Wisdom) - loves sun, warmth and kind feelings, reasonable, balanced, avoids aggression and violence, tolerant, cheerful, calm, well-developed sense of justice, sensitive, empathetic, free of jealousy, loves to read and the company of sophisticated people.

PINE TREE (Particular) - loves agreeable company, very robust, knows how to make life comfortable, very active, natural, good companion, but seldom friendly, falls easily in love but its passion burns out quickly, gives up easily, everything disappointments until it finds its ideal, trustworthy, practical.

POPLAR TREE (Uncertainty) - looks very decorative, not very self-confident, only courageous if necessary, needs goodwill and pleasant surroundings, very choosy, often lonely, great animosity, artistic nature, good organizer, tends to lean toward philosophy, reliable in any situation, takes partnership seriously.

ROWAN TREE (Sensitivity) - full of charm, cheerful, gifted without egoism, likes to draw attention, loves life, motion, unrest, and even complications, is both dependent and independent, good taste, artistic,passionate , emotional, good company, does not forgive.

WALNUT TREE (Passion) - unrelenting, strange and full of contrasts, often egotistic, aggressive, noble, broad horizon, unexpected reactions, spontaneous, unlimited ambition, no flexibility, difficult and uncommon partner, not always liked but often admired, ingenious strategist, very jealous and passionate, no compromise.

Today's Story is Do your Best

Sometimes occasionally goes by the rules but mostly does his own thing. Heis more worried about being everyone's friend than doing his school work.He gets into trouble a lot but managed to charm his way through it. Hisparents have gone to school a lot to have parent teacher conferences.Always is a boy who always goes by the book, never breaks the rules and isnever in trouble. He always pleased his family and friends and never letthem down. He is usually stressed out and gets headaches and stomach achesfrom stress.Always became very ill one day and had to be rushed to the hospital. Thedoctors were baffled at what could be wrong with him. Many tests were runand in the end they were inconclusive. He was released and went home onlyto be stressed some more about missing school and possibly letting everyonedown if he received a grade less than an A.Now sometimes was doing poorly in school and he knew it. He decided that hewould just do what he could to get by, he thought " Why should I stress outlook what happened to Always."Well Always was having the same thoughts “Why should I stress and makemyself sick, sometimes gets by ok" and at that time he started missingschool and just barely got passing grades.Their parents decided to sit the boys down and talk to them and tell themthat they just need to do their best and that is all that can be asked ofthem. They do not need to stress and get ill but also do not slack off andget failing grades.Their parents just wanted them to know that whatever they did they would beproud of them as long as they did their best.Finally, Sometimes spoke up and said " You mean even if we don't do wellall the time that you will still love us and be proud of us ?? " Theparents answered the question, "yes we will love you , ALWAYS !!!!" The moral is,do your best at whatever you do that is all that can be expected of you and you will turn out just fine your parents will love you no matter what.

Never lick envelope or stamp

One day a girl licked the envelopes and postage stamps instead of using a sponge. That very day the lady found a cut on her tongue. A week later, she noticed an abnormal swelling of her tongue. She went to the doctor, and they found nothing wrong. Her tongue was not sore or anything. A couple of days later, her tongue started to swell more, and it began to get really sore, so sore, that she could not eat. She went back to the hospital, and demanded something be done. The doctor took an x-ray of her tongue and noticed a lump. He prepared her for minor surgery. When the doctor cut her tongue open, a live cockroach crawled out!!!! There were cockroach eggs on the seal of the envelope. The egg was able to hatch inside of her tongue, because of her saliva. It was warm and moist... This is a true story reported on CNN. Andy Hume wrote: Hey, I used to work in an envelope factory. You wouldn't believe the....things that float around in those gum applicator trays. I haven't licked an envelope for years!" I used to work for a print shop (32 years ago) and we were told NEVER to lick the envelopes. I never understood why until I had to go into storage and pull out 2500 envelopes that were already printed and saw several squads of cockroaches roaming around inside a couple of boxes with eggs everywhere. They eat the glue on the envelopes. PLEASE PASS THIS ON, TO YOUR FRIENDS. After reading this you will never lick envelope or stamp

Have a look on this Magics(Bugs).

MAGIC #1

An Indian discovered that nobody can create a FOLDER anywhere on the
computer which can be named as "CON".
This is something pretty cool...and unbelievable... At Microsoft the whole Team, couldn't answer why this happened!
TRY IT NOW ,IT WILL NOT CREATE " CON " FOLDER

MAGIC #2

For those of you using Windows, do the following:
1.) Open an empty notepad file
2.) Type "Bush hid the facts" (without the quotes)
3.) Save it as whatever you want.
4.) Close it, and re-open it.
is it just a really weird bug? :-??

MAGIC #3

Microsoft crazy facts
This is something pretty cool and neat...and unbelievable... At
Microsoft the whole Team, including Bill Gates, couldn't answer why this happened!
It was discovered by a Brazilian.
Try it out yourself...
Open Microsoft Word and
type

=rand (200, 99)

And then press ENTER
then see the magic...............................

Heart attack and drinking
warm water

Please read this and forward it to those you care.

Heart Attacks and drinking warm water....

This is a very good article. Not only about the warm water after your
meal,
but about heart attacks. This makes sense.. the Chinese and Japanese
drink
hot tea with their meals...not cold water...maybe it is time we adopt
their
drinking habit while eating!!!

Nothing to lose, everything to gain...

For those who like to drink cold water, this article is applicable to
you.
It is nice to have a cup of cold drink after a meal. However, the cold
water will solidify the oily stuff that you have just c onsumed. It
will
slow down the digestion. Once this "sludge" reacts with the acid, it
will
break down and be absorbed by the intestine faster than the solid food.
It
will line the intestine. Very soon, this will turn into fats and lead
to
cancer. It is best to drink hot soup or warm water after a meal.

A serious note about heart attacks: You should know that not every
heart
attack symptom is going to be the left arm hurting. Be aware of intense
pain in the jaw line.

You may never have the first chest pain during the course of a heart
attack. Nausea and intense sweating are also common symptoms. 60% of
people
who have a heart attack while they are asleep do not wake up. Pain in
the
jaw can wake you from a sound sleep. Let's be careful and be aware. The
more we know, the better chance we could survive...

Read this...It could save your life!! ..
HEALTH BYTEApple, the Wonder Fruit ( Modified)Most of us are familiar with the tale that originated from Switzerland ofWilliam Tell when an Apple was placed on the head of his son and Tell wasordered to split the apple with his arrow or lose his son. Of course Tellsucceeded in piercing the apple into two and saved his son. Again we haveheard of Adam's apple. The story goes that in the Garden of Eden, Adam atea piece of the forbidden fruit that got stuck in his throat, and thus theterm Adam’s Apple. An Adam's apple sometimes looks like a small, roundedapple just under the skin in the front of the throat, usually seen in boys.Now let’s have some interesting facts about Apples and how they aid in goodhealth

The Greek and Roman mythology refer to apples as symbols of love and beautybut Apple contain vitamins like Vitamin C, Beta-Carotene, iron andpotassium etc., The Vitamin C content may not be as good as Oranges butapples have very high mineral contents, pectins, malic acid which are goodin normalizing the intestines. Apple is good for treatment of anaemia,dysentery, heart disease, headache, eye disorders, kidney stones andpromotes vigour and vitality. Apple juice is good to overcome a liverishfeeling, further, apples are unlikely to cause allergic reactions and areexcellent means of providing essential fluids to the body.A popular saying about apples is that apples combine the best attributes ofsomething old and something new. A number of components in apples, havebeen found in studies to lower blood cholesterol with a reduced risk ofischemic heart disease, stroke, prostrate cancer, type II diabetes andasthma. A new study whose findings have been published in the Journal ofAlzheimer’s Disease is sure to bring cheers for people suffering from thisstrange disease.This study suggests that eating and drinking apples and apple juice, inconjunction with a balanced diet, can protect the brain from the effects ofoxidative stress- and that we should eat such antioxidant-rich foods.Apples are also good for treatment of the Acid reflux condition also calledgerd (gastro esophageal reflux disease).

It is well said that we should have in our diet apart from vegetables,fresh coloured fruits like Yellow Apples, Green Apples, Red Apples etc.,which are easily available considering that we have some of the best Applescoming fro m places like Kashmir, Himachal Pradesh etc., Of course importedapples like Washington apples and Australian apples are available at bigdepartmental stores. Some of the well known apple varieties are GoldenNoble, Bramleys etc., As in vegetables like carrot, the colours in fruitslike Apples are indicative of good health as shown below:Green Apples- Good for strong bones and teeth, aids in vision, anti cancerproperties.Yellow Apples- Good for heart and eyes, immune system, reduce risk of somecancersRed Apples- Good for heart, Memory function, lower risk of some cancers andto maintain urinary tract healthSo lets seize the opportunity to grab as much apples as we can in our dietfor good health for the whole family.

Which's better, the former or the latter???

Dad used to give us Rs. 20/- per month, in that we were not only able to eat stomachs fill, but we were able tosave too!!!
Now we earn a sum of 20K, we have no idea where it goes, let alone savingit!!

Which's better, the former or the latter???
6 subjects per year, 6 different teachers!
One project since we joined and just one manager!!
Which's better, the former or the latter???

We used to make notes; we used to study for ranks!!
Now we scan thru our mails; we struggle for our ratings!!!

Which's better, the former or the latter???
We have still not forgotten the people in the next section!!!
Now we don't even know who sits in the next cubicle!!!

Which's better, the former or the latter???
After getting back from a tiring play, we used to do our home work!!
Now who knows/cares about home; all we do is just work!!!

Which's better, the former or the latter???
We knew our history and economics!!
Now let alone reading books, we don't even catch up with the daily news!!!

Which's better, the former or the latter???
We had an aim in life; behind our backs we had our teachers!!
Now we have no idea about the future nor do we find any one who would tellus anything!!!
Now just ask yourself,
Which's better, the former or the latter???

Who is the BEST - Infosys, Wipro or TCS?
One day, three consultants, one from Wipro, one from Infosys and one fromTCS, went out for a walk."Why don't we prove who is the best among ourselves?"Why not, said the other two.
The Infosian said "Let's have a test. Whoever makes this monkey laugh,works for the best firm".

Being a pure logical strategist, the person from TCS tried to make themonkey Laugh by telling jokes. The monkey stayed still.As a more practical consultant, the Wipro guy tried to make funnygestures... No good, the monkey stayed put...Now, comes the Infosian.

Being the practical guy he was always trained tobe, he whispered something into the monkey's ear, and it burst out laughingat him ..The other two were astonished. So the Wipro guy said "OK, let's takeanother test. Let's make this monkey cry!!"So there they went again, applying the same methods as before.

The TCS guynarrated sad stories, the Wipro guy made sad gestures, and they failedagain...Then, the Infosian again whispered something into the monkey's ear and oh!It started crying, patting the Infosian's shoulder!The other two just could not believe their eyes! So the tcs guy said "OK,you've won twice. If you can win just this one, we will bow to you.

Let'smake this monkey run". and he barked at the monkey and ordered him to run.Of course, it stayedwhere it was.. The Wipro guy, true to his type, pushed and prodded themonkey- still No go.So...here comes Infosian, again, and whispers into the monkey's ear. TheMonkey just takes off! It runs and runs as fast as it can, as if it wasscared to death!The other two surrendered.

They Said: "OK, we give up.You're the best among us, and you work for the Best firm of the three. ButPlease, please tell us your secret," they begged him."Well", said the Infosian, "The first time I made it laugh, I told I workfor Infosys.

The next time, I told the monkey how much I get paid ...so itstarted crying.And then I told that I was here for recruitment! !!

If titanic was produced in INDIA.....

1) There would be 10 times as many people on the ship

2) There would be a song with Kate Winslet in a white saree and of coursesinging in the rain

3) The movie would be called "Pyar Kiya To Marna Kya"

4) Hero and Heroine would float in cold water for days and still survive,but the villian would die on the first dip

5) The iceberg would be sent by the heroine's father to teach the hero aesson

6) None of the women would float due to heavy designer sarees.

7) Himesh Reshammiya could not use his nose to sing as his nose would berunning due to the cold weather condition.And last but not least

8) More Than Half of the rescue boats would be reserved for SC/ST/OBC.

English:
twinkle twinlke little star
how i wonder what u are

Telangana Telugu:
merishe merishe shinna sukka
pareshan ayiti ne ninnu sushi

English:
Johnny Johnny Yes papa
Eating Sugar No papa

Telangana Telugu:
Johnny ga Johnny ga.. Endhi naina
Shekkar Bukkuthunnaav ra.. ledhu naina

English:
Jack and Jill went up the hill
To fetch a pail of water
jack fell down and broke his crown
jill came tumbling down.

Telangana Telugu:
jack gaadu jill gaadu konda ku poyinru
gaadi ki poyi neellu testunte
jack gaadu kinda padi moothi bokkal saap chesu kundu
jill gaadu dil khush toni panduga cheskundu

There is a foundation called TANKER (Tamilnadu kidney Research
Foundation),
where they treat all kidney related problems free of cost.
http://www.tankerfoundation.com/
T hey even do Dialysis free of cost. Please forward this message and
let
people utilize this opportunity. It can help people who are in need.
Don't neglect. Please forward the message.


For further Details contact: 044 - 28273407 and 28241635.
Forward to all people you know........ .....may be it would be of help
to
at least one.

A Wonderful Story

A woman came out of her house and saw 3 old men with long white
beards
sitting in her front yard. She did not recognize them. She said "I
don't
think I know you, but you must be hungry. Please come in and have
something to eat."


"Is the man of the house home?", they asked.


"No", she replied. "He's out."


"Then we cannot come in", they replied.
In the evening when her husband came home, she told him what had
happened.
"Go tell them I am home and invite them in!"
The woman went out and invited the men in"
"We do not go into a House together," they replied.


"Why is that?" she asked.
One of the old men explained: "His name is Wealth," he said pointing to
one
of his friends, and said pointing to another one, "He is Success, and I
am
Love." Then he added, "Now go in and discuss with your husband which
one of
us you want in your home."
The woman went in and told her husband what was said. Her husband
was
overjoyed. "How n ice!!", he said. "Since that is the case, let us
invite
Wealth. Let him come and fill our home with wealth!"
His wife disagreed. "My dear, why don't we invite Success?"
Their daughter was listening from the other corner of the house. She
jumped
in with her own suggestion: "Would it not be better to invite Love?
Our
home will then be filled with love!"
"Let us heed our daughter's advice," said the husband to his wife.
"Go out and invite Love to be our guest."
The woman went out and asked the 3 old men, "Which one of you is
Love?
Please come in and be our guest."
Love got up and started walking toward the house. The other 2 also got
up
and followed him. Surprised, t he lady asked Wealth and Success: "I
only
invited Love, Why are you coming in?"
The old men replied together: "If you had invited Wealth or Success,
the
other two of us would've stayed out, but since you invited Love,
wherever
He goes, we go with him. Wherever there is Love, there is also Wealth
and
Success!!!!!!"
MY WISH FOR YOU...
-Where there is pain, I wish you peace and mercy.
-Where there is self-doubting, I wish you a renewed confidence in
your
ability to work through it.
-Where there is tiredness, or exhaustion, I wish you understanding,
patience, and renewed strength.
-Where there is fear, I wish you love, and courage.

You have two choices right now:
1. Delete this email.
2. Invite love by sharing this story with all the people you care
about.
I hope you will choose #2. As I did

A Software professional in Hell !


One politician, One thief & One Programmer died & went straight to
hell.


Politician said "I miss my country. I want to call my country and see


how everybody is doing there." She called and talked for about 5
minutes,


then she asked "Well, devil how much do I need to pay for the call????


The devil says "Five million dollars".


The Politician wrote him a cheque and went to sit back on her chair.


Thief was so jealous! s, he starts screaming, "My turn! I wanna call
my group

members, I want to see how everybody is doing there too"


He called and talked for about 2 minutes, then he asked "Well, devil


how much do I need to pay for the call????

The devil says "Ten million dollars".

With a smug look on his face, he made a cheque and went to sit back on
his chair.

Programmer was even more jealous & starts screaming, "I want to call my
IT friends too",


He called other IT person and he talked for twenty hours about various

Technologies and Project Managers, he talked & talked & talked, then he

asked "Well, devil how much do I need to pay for the call????

The devil says "Twenty dollars".

Programmer is stunned & says "Twenty dollars??? Only ??"

Devil says

"Calling hell to hell

is local !!!

OOPS Concepts...




class Indian_Bachelor_female_professional
{
double styles;
short skirts;
long time_to_understand_problems;
float mind;
void knowledge();
char non_co_operative;
};











class Married_female_Software_Professional
{
double weight;
short tempered;
long gossips;
float hopes;
void work();
char unstable;
};











class Female_Engaged_software_professional
{
double time_on_phone;
short attention_on_work;
long boast;
float on_cloud_nine;
void understanding();
char edgy;
};









class Indian_Newly_Married_software_professional
{
double dinner_invitations;
short time_at_work;
long lunch_breaks;
float talks;
void bank_balance();
char hen_pecked;
};











class Indian_husband_wife_software_professional
{
double income;
short temper;
long time_no_see;
float new_software_company;
void lov
};










Class Guy_who_wrote_this
{
Long time_on_bench;
Void work();
}




hmmmmmmmmmmmm

The Jana Gana Mana - Indian National Anthem was a historic video
released
January 26, 2000 to mark the 50th year of the Indian Republic. It has
the
distinction of being released by the then President of India, in the
Central Hall of the Indian Parliament. It was produced by Bharat Bala
and
Kanika Myer and published by Ministry of Culture, Youth Affairs and
Sports,
Government of India.

Bharat Bala and A. R. Rahman came together to create a historic album
called ‘Jana Gana Mana’. This was a project in which over 35 top
artistes
of the nation came together to sing or play the Indian National Anthem,
“Jana Gana Mana”. The project had started as “Desh Ka Salaam”
which was
telecast in Indian TV channels and on the web on August 15, 1999, in
which
several great Indian musicians, from the classical to the contemporary,
came together to give a soulful and modern rendition of the National
Anthem. The video was released on January 26, 2000.

The Making of the Video
Bharat Bala and Kanika had been working together on various projects
such
as Vande Mataram (1996, 1998) and Desh Ka Salaam (1999) when they
realised
that there was not a single popular rendering of the Indian National
Anthem. They thus decided to re-create the National Anthem in a year
2000
version, something that should be ‘inspiring for young people to
listen
to.’

Bharat Bala Productions roped in A R Rahman to produce the music and 60
artistes were taken to Ladakh in North India to film the video for the
instrumental version of the video. The final instrumental was a
40-piece
string section along with Pandit Shiv Kumar Sharma, Vikku Vinayakram
and
other instrumental maestros of Indian classical music. Most of the
performances included two generations of maestros - fathers and sons.
In
Kanika’s words, “It was a huge musical unification… this anthem
has so much
of soul.”

It is also notable that during the filming of the anthem with the
Ladakh
Scouts, there were about 500 jawans who fought during the Kargil war.
The
producers hoisted a huge flag about 40 feet long for the video in their
honour.

Thota Tharini, an artist based out of Madras painted what is now the
Vande
Mataram logo for the video.

Music
The music was produced and arranged by A R Rahman. The video was
produced
by Bharat Bala Productions.

Vocalists
* D. K. Pattammal
* Pandit Bhimsen Joshi
* Lata Mangeshkar
* Pandit Jasraj
* Mangalampalli Balamurali Krishna
* Jagjit Singh
* Pandit Ajoy Chakrabarty
* Shobha Gurtu
* Begum Parveena Sultana
* Bhupen Hazarika
* Ustad Rashid Khan
* Ustad Ghulam Mustafa Khan
* Smt. Shruti Sadolikar
* Dr S P Balasubramaniam
* Sudha Raghunathan
* Asha Bhosle
* Hariharan
* Kavita Krishnamurthy
* P Unnikrishnan
* Nityashree
* Saddiq Khan Langa
* Ghulam Murtaza Khan
* Ghulam Qadir Khan
* Kaushiki Chakrabarty

Instrumentalists
* Flute: Pandit Hari Prasad Chaurasia
* Sarod: Ustad Amjad Ali Khan, Amaan Ali Bangash, Ayaan Ali Bangash
* Santoor: Pandit Shiv Kumar Sharma, Rahul Sharma
* Ghattam: Vikku Vinayakram, Uma Shankar
* Mohan Veena: Pandit Vishwa Mohan Bhatt
* Saxophone: Kadri Gopalnath
* Chitraveena: Ravikiran
* Veena: E Gayathri
* Sarangi: Ustad Sultan Khan
* Sitar: Pandit Kartick Kumar, Niladri Kumar
* Violin: Kumaresh, Ganesh

Orchestra
* Conductor: K. Srinivas Murthy
* Cello: Ramsekar, R K Vijayandran, Bidyur Khayal
* Tympany: Kumar, Karthikeyan
* Violin: M Kalyanasundaram, Jerry Fernandes, Cyril Fernandes, R
Joseph, K Murali, B J Chandru, B Balu, Murali, Dinakar,
Rex Isaac, Debu Ashish, PJ Sebastian, P S Ramachandran
* Mridangam: D A Srinivas
* Harp: R Visweswaran

The Video
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=7399792002477900458

Please do your part and send it on, I did mine.
It may just be one of US it saves.

STROKE: Remember The 1st Three Steps
STR OKE IDENTIFICATION: During a party, a friend stumbled and took a little fall - she assured everyone that she was fine (they offered to call paramedics) and just tripped over a brick because of her new shoes. They got her cleaned up and got her a new plate of food - while she appeared a bit shaken up, Ingrid went about enjoying herself the rest of the evening. Ingrid's husband called later telling everyone that his wife had been taken to the hospital - (at 6:00pm , Ingrid passed away.) She had suffered a stroke at the party. Had they known how to identify the signs of a stroke, perhaps Ingrid would be with us today. Some ?don't die. They end up in a helpless, hopeless condition instead. It only takes a minute to read this... A neurologist says that if he can get to a stroke victim within 3 hours he can totally reverse the effects of a stroke... totally. He said the trick was getting a stroke recognized, diagnosed, and then getting the patient medically cared for within 3 hours, which is tough.

RECOGNIZING A STR OKE Thank God for the sense to remember the "3" steps, STR . Read and Learn! Sometimes symptoms of a stroke are difficult to identify. Unfortunately, the lack of awareness spells disaster. The stroke victim may suffer severe brain damage when people nearby fail to recognize the symptoms of a stroke.

Now doctors say a bystander can recognize a stroke by asking three simple questions: S *Ask the individual to SMILE . T *Ask the person to TALK , to SPEAK A SIMPLE SENTENCE (Coherently: It is sunny out today.) R *Ask him or her to RAISE BOTH ARMS. {NOTE: Another 'sign' of a stroke is this: Ask the person to 'stick' out their tongue... if the tongue is 'crooked', if it goes to one side or the other that is also an indication of a stroke} If he or she has trouble with ANY ONE of these tasks, call emergency services immediately and describe the symptoms. This is URGENT A cardiologist says if everyone who gets this e-mail sends it to 10 people; you can bet that at least one life will be saved.

Test for IdiocyB elow are four (4) questions and a bonus question. You have to answer theminstantly. You can't take your time, answer all of them immediately . OK?Let's find out just how clever you really are....Ready? GO!!!First Question:Y ou are participating in a race. You overtake the second person. Whatposition are you in?
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Answer: If you answered that you are first, then you areabsolutel! y wrong! If you overtake the second person, you take his place,so you are second!Try not to screw up next time.Now answer the second question,but don't take as much time as you took for the first one, OK ?Second Question:If you overtake the last person, then you are...?
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Answer: If you answered that you are second to last, then you are wrongagain. Tell me, how can you overtake the LAST Person?You're not very good at this, are you?Third Question:V ery tricky arithmetic! Note: This must be done in your head only .Do NOT use paper and pencil or a calculator. Try it.Take 1000 and add 40 to it.. Now add another 1000 . Now add 30 .Add another 1000 . Now add 20. Now add another 1000Now add 10 . What is the total?~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~
Did you get 5000?The correct answer is actually 4100.If you don't believe it, check it with a calculator!Today is definitely not your day, is it?Maybe you'll get the last question right.......Maybe.Fourth Question:Mary's father has five daughters: 1. Nana, 2. Nene, 3. Nini,
4. Nono. Whatis the ! name of the fifth daughter?~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~
Did you Answer Nunu?NO! Of course it isn't.Her name is Mary. Read the question again!Okay, now the bonus round:A mute person goes into a shop and wants to buy a toothbrush. Byimitating the action of brushing his teeth he successfullyexpresses himself to the shopkeeper and the purchase isdone.Next, a blind man comes into the shop who wants to buy a pair ofsunglasses; how does HE indicate what he wants?~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~
He just has to open his mouth and ask...It's really very simple.... Like you!

An Amazing Love Story
He met her on a party. She was so outstanding, many guys chasing after her,while he so normal, nobody paid attention to him. At the end of the party,he invited her to have coffee with him, she was surprised, but due to beingpolite, she promised. They sat in a nice coffee shop, he was too nervous tosay anything, she felt uncomfortable, she thought, please, let me gohome.... suddenly he asked the waiter. "would you please give me some salt?I'd like to put it in my coffee."
Everybody stared at him, so strange! His face turned red, but still, he putthe salt in his coffee and drank it. She asked him curiously; why you havethis hobby? He replied: "when I was a little boy, I was living near thesea, I like playing in the sea, I could feel the taste of the sea, justlike the taste of the salty coffee. Now every time I have the salty coffee,I always think of my childhood, think of my hometown, I miss my hometown somuch, I miss my parents who are still living there". While saying thattears filled his eyes. She was deeply touched.
That's his true feeling, from the bottom of his heart. A man who can tellout his homesickness, he must be a man who loves home, cares about home,has responsibility of home. Then she also started to speak, spoke about herfaraway hometown, her childhood, her family. That was a really nice talk,also a beautiful beginning of their story.
They continued to date. She found that actually he was a man who meets allher demands; he had tolerance, was kind hearted, warm, careful. He was sucha good person but she almost missed him! Thanks to his salty coffee!Then the story was just like every beautiful love story , the princessmarried to the prince, then they were living the happy life... And, everytime she made coffee for him, she put some salt in the coffee e, as sheknew that's the way he liked it.

After 40 years, he passed away, left her a letter which said: "My dearest,
to you---the salty coffee. Remember the first time we dated? I was sonervous at that time, actually I wanted some sugar, but I said salt It washard for me to change so I just went ahead.I never thought that could bethe start of our communication! I tried to tell you the truth many times inmy life, but I was too afraid to do that, as I have promised not to lie toyou for anything..Now I'm dying, I afraid of nothing so I tell you the truth: I don't likethe salty coffee, what a strange bad taste.. But I have had the saltycoffee for my whole life! Since I knew you, I never feel sorry for anythingI do for you. Having you with me is my biggest happiness for my whole life.If I can live for the second time, still want to know you and have you formy whole life,even though I have to drink the salty coffee again".Her tears made the letter totally wet.Someday, someone asked her: what'sthe taste of salty coffee?It's sweet.
She replied.Love is not 2 forget but 2 forgive, not 2 c but 2 understand, not 2 hearbut 2 listen, not 2 let go but 2 HOLD ON !!!!Don't ever leave the one you love for the one you like, because the one youlike will leave you for the one they love.
Forget the things make u sad .... Remember the things make u Glad