Caller: Hello, can I speak to Annie Wan (read as anyone)?
Operator: Yes, you can speak to me.
Caller: No, I want to speak to Annie Wan (read as anyone)!
Operator: Yes I understand you want to speak to anyone. You can speak to me. Who is this?
Caller: I'm Sam Wan (read as someone). And I need to talk to Annie Wan (read as anyone)! It's urgent.
Operator: I know you are someone and you want to talk to anyone! But what's this urgent matter about?
Caller: Well... Just tell my sister Annie Wan (read as anyone) that our brother Noe Wan (read as no one) was involved in an accident. Noe Wan (read as no one) got injured and now Noe Wan (Read as no one) is being sent to the hospital. Right now, Avery Wan (read as everyone) is on his way to the hospital.
Operator: Look; if no one was injured and no one was sent to the hospital, then the accident isn't an urgent matter! You may find this hilarious but I don’t have time for this!
Caller: You are so rude! Who are you?
Operator: I'm Saw Ree.
Caller: Yes! You should be sorry. Now give me your name!!
Operator: That's what I said. I'm Saw Re