Sunday, 11 May 2008
బాలు ఓ సంగీత చక్రవర్తి.......
శనివారం (10-05-2008) ఈ టివి 2 లొ బాలు గారి కార్యక్రమం చూసాను. నిజంగా ఆయన ఓ సంగీత చక్రవర్తి. బాలు గారు పాడిన ప్రతి పాటా ఓ అద్భుతం. అయన పాడిన ఆన్నమయ్య , శ్రీ రామదాసు వంటి చిత్రం పాటలు ఎప్పటికీ చరిత్ర లో నిలిచి పోతుంది. అయన గురించి యెంత చెప్పినా తక్కువే. ఆయన చెప్పినట్లు ఈ నాటి సంగీతం లొ సంగీత వాయీద్యాలు మాటలని మింగేస్తునాయి. ఆయనలా తెలుగు ఉచ్చారణ ఎవరూ చేయలేరు. ఎంత కష్టమైన పాటని కూడా చాలా స్పష్టంగా పాడతారు.
Wednesday, 23 April 2008
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Guys Please Read this,This could change ur life forever of who u r going to care for in ur entire life.Not to insult or hurt any BOY or GIRL…This is just a story, close to the reality……………She/He...And a love story
Friend: Happy birthday!
She: Haan...tha......nk yo....u...was just getting up from the bed.
Friend: Oh! That means I am the first to wish you!
She: Naa! He has already wished me at 12 in the night.
Friend : Who???
She: Come on, who else, Nitin.
Friend: Oh, ok. So, what's the plan for today?
She: Nitin told me that he has a surprise gift for me for my Birthday. And also we are going to Flower Show today. I am excited!I have never seen the flower show that happens in Lal Baug. Actually that itself is the most wonderful gift for me. -----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Friend: "Did you go to Palace grounds all the way from Basavanagudi, to see Bryan Adam's show!!! Who accompanied you?"
She: Nitin
Friend: By the way, who referred your CV in SoCrates? I mean you don't know anyone there, right?
She: No, he forwarded my CV to one of his friends there.
Friend: I heard that the HR round interview went on till 8pm in the night. I think you faced difficulty in returning to your room.
She: No, he had come to pick me up. He came from his office, dropped me to my room and he returned to his room at around 11pm. He didn't have dinner also. I asked him to have at my room. Poor Nitin.-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Friend: If you are supposed to go home tomorrow itself then what about reservation?
She: I have told him, he will go to Majestic and would get it done, and he told he has some work in Majestic. That's why I am relaxed a bit. -----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Friend: How was your written test in Philips?
She: I failed yaar. The day before the test I had prepared perfectly. Nitin had come to our room. He taught me the basics of embedded programming concepts. I was very confident only because of him. But something else was in store for me.
Friend: Then, what did you do on Sunday?
She: We had gone to see "Lakshya". He doesn't see Hindi movies. But as I was upset after failing in the Philips written test, he took me for movie. I was veryhappy and surprised that he himself decided for a Hindi movie, and he was very happy that I enjoyed the movie. And you know; we had dinner in Pizza hut. It was his belated B'day treat!
Friend: And, what was your belated gift ;-)
She: Gift!! I had given the gift on his B'day itself. I was the first to call him at 12 in the night, he was busy throughout the day, and somehow we could meet in the evening and I gifted him with a cute time piece with a nice quote on it. He doesn't have time sense, so my time piece must always remind him of this. That day he didn't give me any treat as he had to go back to office. Yesterday I had a fight over this, you know! Poor kid.-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Friend: Hello...what about our sari shopping program in Malleshwaram?
She: Listen, I will call you later.
Friend: You didn't call me back in the morning, so Icalled now.
She: Yeah, when you called I was in Koramangala, with Nitin. He was very upset in the morning. He had a fight with his elder brother. So, it wouldn't have been fair on my part to leave him alone. If I am with him in such situation very soon he comes back to normalcy. So I postponed the Malleshwaram program. -----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Friend: Hey! What happened? You seem to be very happy today.
She: Why not? You know today is one of the most happiest days for me. Nitin got an onsite assignment in UK, for 6 months! That's why I am very happy. All of his hard work paid today. He had been waiting for this opportunity since long. He'll be leaving next month.
Friend: You will miss him.
She: Badly. I am so much dependent on him. I must thank Sanju, through him only I got to know Nitin. Without Nitin it would have been very difficult for me to stayin this alien city with no friends, relatives and on top of all, no job. He has been so caring friend all through my tough times in this city, he is so mature, so understanding, so trustworthy...a true friend.
Friend: He loves you yaar.
She: I know. Friend: And you? Don't you love him?
She: I don't want to. Friend: Don't tell me. You also feel for him.
She : I know yaar. He has everything that I expect in my dream-life-partner. I know I can never get a true life partner like him. But I don't want to commit.
Friend : What is stopping you? I really don't understand. When Miya-beevi are razi kya karega kazi?
She: Please...don't say like that. I never told him that I love him or something like that.
Friend: Is he a fool not to understand your feelings which are so clear from outside only? Poor fellow, don't leave him alone.
She : I have told him everything about my family. He knows how orthodox my parents are. They can never expect me marrying a guy from a different caste. They trust me. Come what may, I will not hurt my parent's feelings. I cannot imagine also. Now they are happily searching a guy for me in my native place. Friend: Hmm, I don't understand at all.-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
She:This Saturday I have to go home, a guy is coming to see me.
Friend: Oh! Is it? Good news yaar. Your first interview! Wish you all the best.
Friend: Any guesses, who is he?
She: Please yaar. I am least bothered and least interested. For the sake of my parents' happiness I have agreed for this. -----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Friend: What about the interview, I was expectingyour call actually?
She: Nothing so special. I didn't like the guy's attitude. I told my parents clearly. My parents are very understanding and so they too told me that they won't go ahead with this matter.
Friend: But still you should have analyzed properly.
She: I shared my views with Nitin. He had called me the next day. He didn't suggest me anything. He didn't tell me to say "yes" or "no", he didn't preach what is right or what is wrong. But after talking to him I was satisfied that whatever decision I took was right. ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Friend: Yesterday your mobile was engaged for more than half an hour. I kept trying, but I slept after 11pm.
She: Yeah, I was talking to Nitin. He is very much worried about my marriage. He is concerned whether I would get a guy of my choice or not, whether I would be happy with him or not. I was verysad to know this. But I am helpless. I pacified him and convinced that whatever my parents do, that will be the best for me, so no need to worry.
Friend: How Nitin will feel after you get married? Will he not be upset all the time?
She: Time will change everything. He will start living again. Was he not leading a normal life before I came into his life? It's all matter of time. Even I can't do anything other than pacifying him and myself with these philosophical statements. -----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Finally "She" got engaged with a guy of her parent's choice (with her "yes" of course). She is in touch with both Nitin and the new " him" regularly through chatting in Yahoo Messenger. Finally "She" got happily married to " him", very soon converting Nitin into memories, but deleting the memories was slow and almost impossible for Nitin.-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Why do girls/guys do like this? She needs him when she is new to the city. She needs his help in finding out a PG or hostel for her She makes him prepare a good-format-CV for her She needs him to drop her to the venue of a walk-in interview She expects him to collect all the consultants' mail ids She needs him while preparing for the interviews She needs his help in identifying HER skill sets, strengths and weakness! She wants him to conduct a mock-interview for her! She gives her yahoo mail id password so that he can forward her CV to consultants through internet in his office (in office hours!) She needs him for boosting her confidence when she fails in the 1st written test in her life She wants him to take her to M.G Road, Brigade Road, Forum and Big bazaar She needs his company whilevisiting all the temples in Malleshwaram on Vijayadashami, though he is not a believer of God. She asks his opinions on importance of marriage She wants him to be a shoulder to cry when her parents force her for marriage She needs his help in preparing her mind for the first interview with a guy She needs his help in deciding about the marriage proposal She loves to share her happiness with him when she gets engaged She expects him to attend her marriage (Come on guys, he is a true friend of her!) The guy does all this honestly, without saying a single "No". He loves her. He cares for her. Whatever he is today; it is only because of her entry in to his life. He treats her as his life. She changed him. It is only because of her, he is smiling. It is only because of her, he has forgotten the past bitter experiences. She is the first person in his life to influence him so much. He was the bhatka hua musafir and she came as his manzil. He threw the cigarette in the dust-bin because of her. He has cultivated a positive attitude towards marriage and family because of her. She is the perfect Indian woman he has ever seen. He keeps a photo of Lord Krishna in his purse now; only because of her (also it is her favorite deity!). Weekends come and go without his notice; it is only because of her. He stopped going to office on Weekends; it is only because of her. Onsite project was his dream; he puts all his efforts now, not to get an onsite assignment but to get a job for her in Bangalore----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- The girl depends on the guy as if she never lived and can neverlive without him. Guy behaves as if he has taken birth on this earth only to care for that lady. She treats him as a shoulder to cry and he treats her as a puppy in a rain storm. She loves to depend and he loves to take care, finally they fall in so called "love", ultimately adding an unnecessary trauma to life. Girls want a perfect life partner but they don't want to hurt their parents' feelings, guys know that they can't get her but still they want to care for her(because they want her to be happy wherever she is and with whoever she is).Great! Or shall I say crap!
Or I think no need to be so serious about it.
She gets engaged, life goes on... Long lasting phone calls become short and sweet, life goes on... A heart which was used to "Good morning" SMSs learns to be happy with just the "Happy weekend" SMSs, life goes on...No more "Unread messages" in the yahoo mail, life goes on... No one to share coffee at "Barista" at the end of atiring working day, life goes on... No more consultants' calls to be diverted and life goes on...He starts smoking again, life goes on... He is still living in flashback, and no looking back for her, but life goes on... He gets promoted, he is a manager, she is mother of two kids, and life goes on... He is in his late twenties, happily married to a beautiful, understanding, mature, caring, broad minded wife! Anyway life goes on...Who knows, there are how many "Nitin"s and " She "s among people.......
Guys Please Read this,This could change ur life forever of who u r going to care for in ur entire life.Not to insult or hurt any BOY or GIRL…This is just a story, close to the reality……………She/He...And a love story
Friend: Happy birthday!
She: Haan...tha......nk yo....u...was just getting up from the bed.
Friend: Oh! That means I am the first to wish you!
She: Naa! He has already wished me at 12 in the night.
Friend : Who???
She: Come on, who else, Nitin.
Friend: Oh, ok. So, what's the plan for today?
She: Nitin told me that he has a surprise gift for me for my Birthday. And also we are going to Flower Show today. I am excited!I have never seen the flower show that happens in Lal Baug. Actually that itself is the most wonderful gift for me. -----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Friend: "Did you go to Palace grounds all the way from Basavanagudi, to see Bryan Adam's show!!! Who accompanied you?"
She: Nitin
Friend: By the way, who referred your CV in SoCrates? I mean you don't know anyone there, right?
She: No, he forwarded my CV to one of his friends there.
Friend: I heard that the HR round interview went on till 8pm in the night. I think you faced difficulty in returning to your room.
She: No, he had come to pick me up. He came from his office, dropped me to my room and he returned to his room at around 11pm. He didn't have dinner also. I asked him to have at my room. Poor Nitin.-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Friend: If you are supposed to go home tomorrow itself then what about reservation?
She: I have told him, he will go to Majestic and would get it done, and he told he has some work in Majestic. That's why I am relaxed a bit. -----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Friend: How was your written test in Philips?
She: I failed yaar. The day before the test I had prepared perfectly. Nitin had come to our room. He taught me the basics of embedded programming concepts. I was very confident only because of him. But something else was in store for me.
Friend: Then, what did you do on Sunday?
She: We had gone to see "Lakshya". He doesn't see Hindi movies. But as I was upset after failing in the Philips written test, he took me for movie. I was veryhappy and surprised that he himself decided for a Hindi movie, and he was very happy that I enjoyed the movie. And you know; we had dinner in Pizza hut. It was his belated B'day treat!
Friend: And, what was your belated gift ;-)
She: Gift!! I had given the gift on his B'day itself. I was the first to call him at 12 in the night, he was busy throughout the day, and somehow we could meet in the evening and I gifted him with a cute time piece with a nice quote on it. He doesn't have time sense, so my time piece must always remind him of this. That day he didn't give me any treat as he had to go back to office. Yesterday I had a fight over this, you know! Poor kid.-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Friend: Hello...what about our sari shopping program in Malleshwaram?
She: Listen, I will call you later.
Friend: You didn't call me back in the morning, so Icalled now.
She: Yeah, when you called I was in Koramangala, with Nitin. He was very upset in the morning. He had a fight with his elder brother. So, it wouldn't have been fair on my part to leave him alone. If I am with him in such situation very soon he comes back to normalcy. So I postponed the Malleshwaram program. -----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Friend: Hey! What happened? You seem to be very happy today.
She: Why not? You know today is one of the most happiest days for me. Nitin got an onsite assignment in UK, for 6 months! That's why I am very happy. All of his hard work paid today. He had been waiting for this opportunity since long. He'll be leaving next month.
Friend: You will miss him.
She: Badly. I am so much dependent on him. I must thank Sanju, through him only I got to know Nitin. Without Nitin it would have been very difficult for me to stayin this alien city with no friends, relatives and on top of all, no job. He has been so caring friend all through my tough times in this city, he is so mature, so understanding, so trustworthy...a true friend.
Friend: He loves you yaar.
She: I know. Friend: And you? Don't you love him?
She: I don't want to. Friend: Don't tell me. You also feel for him.
She : I know yaar. He has everything that I expect in my dream-life-partner. I know I can never get a true life partner like him. But I don't want to commit.
Friend : What is stopping you? I really don't understand. When Miya-beevi are razi kya karega kazi?
She: Please...don't say like that. I never told him that I love him or something like that.
Friend: Is he a fool not to understand your feelings which are so clear from outside only? Poor fellow, don't leave him alone.
She : I have told him everything about my family. He knows how orthodox my parents are. They can never expect me marrying a guy from a different caste. They trust me. Come what may, I will not hurt my parent's feelings. I cannot imagine also. Now they are happily searching a guy for me in my native place. Friend: Hmm, I don't understand at all.-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
She:This Saturday I have to go home, a guy is coming to see me.
Friend: Oh! Is it? Good news yaar. Your first interview! Wish you all the best.
Friend: Any guesses, who is he?
She: Please yaar. I am least bothered and least interested. For the sake of my parents' happiness I have agreed for this. -----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Friend: What about the interview, I was expectingyour call actually?
She: Nothing so special. I didn't like the guy's attitude. I told my parents clearly. My parents are very understanding and so they too told me that they won't go ahead with this matter.
Friend: But still you should have analyzed properly.
She: I shared my views with Nitin. He had called me the next day. He didn't suggest me anything. He didn't tell me to say "yes" or "no", he didn't preach what is right or what is wrong. But after talking to him I was satisfied that whatever decision I took was right. ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Friend: Yesterday your mobile was engaged for more than half an hour. I kept trying, but I slept after 11pm.
She: Yeah, I was talking to Nitin. He is very much worried about my marriage. He is concerned whether I would get a guy of my choice or not, whether I would be happy with him or not. I was verysad to know this. But I am helpless. I pacified him and convinced that whatever my parents do, that will be the best for me, so no need to worry.
Friend: How Nitin will feel after you get married? Will he not be upset all the time?
She: Time will change everything. He will start living again. Was he not leading a normal life before I came into his life? It's all matter of time. Even I can't do anything other than pacifying him and myself with these philosophical statements. -----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Finally "She" got engaged with a guy of her parent's choice (with her "yes" of course). She is in touch with both Nitin and the new " him" regularly through chatting in Yahoo Messenger. Finally "She" got happily married to " him", very soon converting Nitin into memories, but deleting the memories was slow and almost impossible for Nitin.-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Why do girls/guys do like this? She needs him when she is new to the city. She needs his help in finding out a PG or hostel for her She makes him prepare a good-format-CV for her She needs him to drop her to the venue of a walk-in interview She expects him to collect all the consultants' mail ids She needs him while preparing for the interviews She needs his help in identifying HER skill sets, strengths and weakness! She wants him to conduct a mock-interview for her! She gives her yahoo mail id password so that he can forward her CV to consultants through internet in his office (in office hours!) She needs him for boosting her confidence when she fails in the 1st written test in her life She wants him to take her to M.G Road, Brigade Road, Forum and Big bazaar She needs his company whilevisiting all the temples in Malleshwaram on Vijayadashami, though he is not a believer of God. She asks his opinions on importance of marriage She wants him to be a shoulder to cry when her parents force her for marriage She needs his help in preparing her mind for the first interview with a guy She needs his help in deciding about the marriage proposal She loves to share her happiness with him when she gets engaged She expects him to attend her marriage (Come on guys, he is a true friend of her!) The guy does all this honestly, without saying a single "No". He loves her. He cares for her. Whatever he is today; it is only because of her entry in to his life. He treats her as his life. She changed him. It is only because of her, he is smiling. It is only because of her, he has forgotten the past bitter experiences. She is the first person in his life to influence him so much. He was the bhatka hua musafir and she came as his manzil. He threw the cigarette in the dust-bin because of her. He has cultivated a positive attitude towards marriage and family because of her. She is the perfect Indian woman he has ever seen. He keeps a photo of Lord Krishna in his purse now; only because of her (also it is her favorite deity!). Weekends come and go without his notice; it is only because of her. He stopped going to office on Weekends; it is only because of her. Onsite project was his dream; he puts all his efforts now, not to get an onsite assignment but to get a job for her in Bangalore----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- The girl depends on the guy as if she never lived and can neverlive without him. Guy behaves as if he has taken birth on this earth only to care for that lady. She treats him as a shoulder to cry and he treats her as a puppy in a rain storm. She loves to depend and he loves to take care, finally they fall in so called "love", ultimately adding an unnecessary trauma to life. Girls want a perfect life partner but they don't want to hurt their parents' feelings, guys know that they can't get her but still they want to care for her(because they want her to be happy wherever she is and with whoever she is).Great! Or shall I say crap!
Or I think no need to be so serious about it.
She gets engaged, life goes on... Long lasting phone calls become short and sweet, life goes on... A heart which was used to "Good morning" SMSs learns to be happy with just the "Happy weekend" SMSs, life goes on...No more "Unread messages" in the yahoo mail, life goes on... No one to share coffee at "Barista" at the end of atiring working day, life goes on... No more consultants' calls to be diverted and life goes on...He starts smoking again, life goes on... He is still living in flashback, and no looking back for her, but life goes on... He gets promoted, he is a manager, she is mother of two kids, and life goes on... He is in his late twenties, happily married to a beautiful, understanding, mature, caring, broad minded wife! Anyway life goes on...Who knows, there are how many "Nitin"s and " She "s among people.......
One fine morning a man was leaving a cafe after his morning coffee, when he noticed a most unusual funeral procession A funeral coffin was followed by a second one about 50 feet behind the first.Behind the second coffin was a solitary man walking with a black dog.Behind him was a queue of about 2000 men walking in a single line.The man couldn't stand his curiosity.He approached the man walking with the dog, "I am so sorry for yourloss, and I know now is a bad time to disturb you, but I've never seen afuneral like this with so many of you walking in single line. Whose funeral is it? "The man replied, "Well, that first coffin is for my wife. "What happened to her? "The man replied, "My dog attacked and killed her. "He inquired further, "Well, who is in the second coffin? "The man answered, "My mother-in-law. She was trying to help my wifeand the dog attacked and killed her also. "A thoughtful moment of silence passes between the two men.
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Top 22 things an Indian does after returning to India from "US".
Top 22 things an Indian does after returning to India from "US".
22. Use Nope for No and Yep for Yes. 21. Tries to use credit card in road side hotel.
20. Drinks and carries mineral water and always speaks of health conscious.
19. Sprays deo such so that he doesn't need to take bath.
18. Sneezes and says 'Excuse me'.
17. Says "Hey" instead of "Hi". Says "Yogurt" instead says "Curds". Says "Cab" instead of "Taxi". Says "Candy" instead of "Chocolate". Says "Cookie" instead of "Biscuit". Says " Free Way " instead of "Highway". Says "got to go" instead of "Have to go". Says "Oh" instead of "Zero", (for 704, says Seven Oh Four Instead of Seven Zero Four)
16. Doesn't forget to crib about air pollution. Keeps cribbing every time he steps out.
15. Says all the distances in Miles (Not in Kilo Meters), and counts in Millions. (Not in Lakhs)
14. Tries to figure all the prices in Dollars as far as possible (but deep down the heart multiplies by 43 times).
13. Tries to see the % of fat on the cover of a milk pocket.
12. When need to say Z (zed), never says Z (Zed), repeats "Zee" several times, if the other person unable to get, then says X, Y Zee(but never says Zed)
11. Writes date as MM/DD/YYYY, on watching traditional DD/MM/YYYY, says "Oh! British Style!!!!"
10. Makes fun of Indian Standard Time and Indian Road Conditions.
9. Even after 2 months, complaints about "Jet Lag".
8. Avoids eating more chili (hot) stuff.
7. Tries to drink "Diet Coke", instead of Normal Coke.
6.. Tries to complain about any thing in India as if he is experiencing it for the first time.
5. Pronounces "schedule" as "skejule", and "module" as "mojule".
4. Looks suspiciously towards Hotel/Dhaba food.
Few more important
3. From the luggage bag, does not remove the stickers of Airways by which he traveled back to India , even after 4 months of arrival.
2. Takes the cabin luggage bag to short visits in India, tries to roll the bag on Indian Roads.
Ultimate one: 1.. Tries to begin conversation with "In US ...." or "When I was in US..."
22. Use Nope for No and Yep for Yes. 21. Tries to use credit card in road side hotel.
20. Drinks and carries mineral water and always speaks of health conscious.
19. Sprays deo such so that he doesn't need to take bath.
18. Sneezes and says 'Excuse me'.
17. Says "Hey" instead of "Hi". Says "Yogurt" instead says "Curds". Says "Cab" instead of "Taxi". Says "Candy" instead of "Chocolate". Says "Cookie" instead of "Biscuit". Says " Free Way " instead of "Highway". Says "got to go" instead of "Have to go". Says "Oh" instead of "Zero", (for 704, says Seven Oh Four Instead of Seven Zero Four)
16. Doesn't forget to crib about air pollution. Keeps cribbing every time he steps out.
15. Says all the distances in Miles (Not in Kilo Meters), and counts in Millions. (Not in Lakhs)
14. Tries to figure all the prices in Dollars as far as possible (but deep down the heart multiplies by 43 times).
13. Tries to see the % of fat on the cover of a milk pocket.
12. When need to say Z (zed), never says Z (Zed), repeats "Zee" several times, if the other person unable to get, then says X, Y Zee(but never says Zed)
11. Writes date as MM/DD/YYYY, on watching traditional DD/MM/YYYY, says "Oh! British Style!!!!"
10. Makes fun of Indian Standard Time and Indian Road Conditions.
9. Even after 2 months, complaints about "Jet Lag".
8. Avoids eating more chili (hot) stuff.
7. Tries to drink "Diet Coke", instead of Normal Coke.
6.. Tries to complain about any thing in India as if he is experiencing it for the first time.
5. Pronounces "schedule" as "skejule", and "module" as "mojule".
4. Looks suspiciously towards Hotel/Dhaba food.
Few more important
3. From the luggage bag, does not remove the stickers of Airways by which he traveled back to India , even after 4 months of arrival.
2. Takes the cabin luggage bag to short visits in India, tries to roll the bag on Indian Roads.
Ultimate one: 1.. Tries to begin conversation with "In US ...." or "When I was in US..."
Just 4 Fund
We all know this one
One day a man was having a conversation with God when his whole life flashed before his eyes as a series of footsteps on the sands of time. He saw that there were two pairs of footprints, but during the most difficult periods of his life there were only one set of footprints. He asked God "You said you will be with me throughout this journey, but why have you deserted me during the most critical times of my life??" to which God answered "Son, I did not desert you, I was always with you...you see only one set of footprints Because during those difficult times in your life, I was carrying you in my hands"
Now know this one too!!!
Another day I was having a similar conversation with my Project Manager (PM) when my whole project flashed before my eyes as a series of footsteps on the sands of time. I saw that there were two pairs of footprints, but during the most difficult times in the project there were only one set of footprints. I asked my PM "You said you will be with me throughout the project, but why have you deserted me during the most critical times of the project??" to which the PM answered "Son, I did not desert you, I was always with you...you see only one set of footprints because during those difficult times, I was sitting on your head!!"
One day a man was having a conversation with God when his whole life flashed before his eyes as a series of footsteps on the sands of time. He saw that there were two pairs of footprints, but during the most difficult periods of his life there were only one set of footprints. He asked God "You said you will be with me throughout this journey, but why have you deserted me during the most critical times of my life??" to which God answered "Son, I did not desert you, I was always with you...you see only one set of footprints Because during those difficult times in your life, I was carrying you in my hands"
Now know this one too!!!
Another day I was having a similar conversation with my Project Manager (PM) when my whole project flashed before my eyes as a series of footsteps on the sands of time. I saw that there were two pairs of footprints, but during the most difficult times in the project there were only one set of footprints. I asked my PM "You said you will be with me throughout the project, but why have you deserted me during the most critical times of the project??" to which the PM answered "Son, I did not desert you, I was always with you...you see only one set of footprints because during those difficult times, I was sitting on your head!!"
Definition of Wife
David Bissonette : When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.
Socrates : By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher.
Anonymous : Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them.
Dumas : The great question... which I have not been able to answer... is, "What does a woman want?
Sigmund Freud : I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me.
Anonymous : "Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays."
Sam Kinison : "There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage."
James Holt McGavran : "I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me, and the second one didn't."
Patrick Murray : Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming 1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it, 2. Whenever you're right, shut up.
Nash : The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once...
Anonymous : You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to.
Henny Youngman : My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.
Rodney Dangerfield : A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.
Anonymous : A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: "Wife wanted". Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: "You can have mine."
AnonymousFirst Guy (proudly): "My wife's an angel!" Second Guy: "You're lucky, mine's still alive."
Google helpline for hyderabaadis…..!!!
Google helpline for hyderabaadis…..!!!
Another innovative idea from Google.
The limited launch of Call Google 1 800 41 99 99 99 pilot in Hyderabad. This service is a part of Google’s initiative to make local information easily available at the touch of a button on your phone. You can call this service any time of the day for toll free (from mobile and landline phones), find a local business, get your call connected and receive an SMS with the results. You can call and ask for: 1. Local Business Information. e.g. Where can I find Pizza in Panjagutta? 2. Movie Show times. e.g. What movies are running in PVR today? or What are the show timings for watching “Jodhaa Akbar” ? Call Google is completely free. You will not be charged anything to find a local business and connect the call to talk them.
So remember the number 1 800 41 99 99 99 ( One eight hundred - four one - double nine - double nine - double nine) when you need help with local information. Currently, this number is active for callers from Hyderabad only. Please forward this email to all your friends and family and let them know about this new service from Google for callers from Hyderabad.
Tip: Add Call Google (1 800 41 99 99 99) to your contact list
Another innovative idea from Google.
The limited launch of Call Google 1 800 41 99 99 99 pilot in Hyderabad. This service is a part of Google’s initiative to make local information easily available at the touch of a button on your phone. You can call this service any time of the day for toll free (from mobile and landline phones), find a local business, get your call connected and receive an SMS with the results. You can call and ask for: 1. Local Business Information. e.g. Where can I find Pizza in Panjagutta? 2. Movie Show times. e.g. What movies are running in PVR today? or What are the show timings for watching “Jodhaa Akbar” ? Call Google is completely free. You will not be charged anything to find a local business and connect the call to talk them.
So remember the number 1 800 41 99 99 99 ( One eight hundred - four one - double nine - double nine - double nine) when you need help with local information. Currently, this number is active for callers from Hyderabad only. Please forward this email to all your friends and family and let them know about this new service from Google for callers from Hyderabad.
Tip: Add Call Google (1 800 41 99 99 99) to your contact list
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