Thursday, 14 June 2007
DEATHS THAT MADE EVEN TOP DOCTORS WONDER...
This case happened in a hospital's Intensive care ward where Patients always died in the same bed and on all Sunday morning at 11a.m, regardless of their medical condition.
This puzzled the doctors and some even thought that it had something to do with the supernatural. No one could solve the mystery as to why the deaths took place at 11 AM.
So a world-wide expert team was constituted and they decided to go down to the ward to investigate the cause of the incidents. So on the next Sunday morning few minutes before 11 a.m. all doctors and nurses nervously waited outside the ward to see for themselves what the terrible phenomenon was all about. Some were holding wooden crosses, prayer books and other holy objects to ward off evil........
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This case happened in a hospital's Intensive care ward where Patients always died in the same bed and on all Sunday morning at 11a.m, regardless of their medical condition.
This puzzled the doctors and some even thought that it had something to do with the supernatural. No one could solve the mystery as to why the deaths took place at 11 AM.
So a world-wide expert team was constituted and they decided to go down to the ward to investigate the cause of the incidents. So on the next Sunday morning few minutes before 11 a.m. all doctors and nurses nervously waited outside the ward to see for themselves what the terrible phenomenon was all about. Some were holding wooden crosses, prayer books and other holy objects to ward off evil........
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Sardar, the part-time Sunday sweeper, entered the ward and unplugged the life support system & plugged in the vacuum cleaner.
The prime Minister of China called President
Bush to console him after the attack on the Pentagon:
"I'm sorry to hear about the attack.It is a
very big tragedy. But in case you are missing any documents from the Pentagon, we have copies of everything."
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Musharraf calls Bush on 11th sept:
Musharraf: Mr President, I would like to express my condolences to you.It is
a real tragedy. So many people, such great bldgs...
I would like to ensure that we had nothing in
connection with that..
Bush: What buildings? What people??
Musharraf: Oh, and what time is it in America
now?
Bush: It's eight in the morning.
Musharraf: Oops...Will call back in an hour!
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Vajpayee and Bush are sitting in a bar. A guy walks in and asks the barman,
" Isn't that Bush and Vajpayee?"
The barman says "Yep, that's them." So the guy walks over and says,
"Hello, what are you guys doing?"
Bush says, "We're planning world war 3"
The guy says, "Really? What's going to happen?"
And Vajpayee says, "Well, we're going to kill 14 million Pakistanis and one bicycle repairman.
And the guy exclaimed, "A bicycle repairman?!!!"
Vajpayee turns to Bush and says, "See, I told you no-one would worry about
the 14 million Pakistanis!"
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Pakistani on the moon:
Q: What do you call 1 Pakistani on the moon?
A: Problem...
Q: What do you call 10 Pakistanis on the moon?
A: Problem...
Q: What do you call a 100 Pakistanis on the moon?
A: Problem...
Q: What do you call ALL the Pakistanis on the moon?
A: ...... Problem Solved!!!
Bush to console him after the attack on the Pentagon:
"I'm sorry to hear about the attack.It is a
very big tragedy. But in case you are missing any documents from the Pentagon, we have copies of everything."
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Musharraf calls Bush on 11th sept:
Musharraf: Mr President, I would like to express my condolences to you.It is
a real tragedy. So many people, such great bldgs...
I would like to ensure that we had nothing in
connection with that..
Bush: What buildings? What people??
Musharraf: Oh, and what time is it in America
now?
Bush: It's eight in the morning.
Musharraf: Oops...Will call back in an hour!
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Vajpayee and Bush are sitting in a bar. A guy walks in and asks the barman,
" Isn't that Bush and Vajpayee?"
The barman says "Yep, that's them." So the guy walks over and says,
"Hello, what are you guys doing?"
Bush says, "We're planning world war 3"
The guy says, "Really? What's going to happen?"
And Vajpayee says, "Well, we're going to kill 14 million Pakistanis and one bicycle repairman.
And the guy exclaimed, "A bicycle repairman?!!!"
Vajpayee turns to Bush and says, "See, I told you no-one would worry about
the 14 million Pakistanis!"
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Pakistani on the moon:
Q: What do you call 1 Pakistani on the moon?
A: Problem...
Q: What do you call 10 Pakistanis on the moon?
A: Problem...
Q: What do you call a 100 Pakistanis on the moon?
A: Problem...
Q: What do you call ALL the Pakistanis on the moon?
A: ...... Problem Solved!!!
Humour : Interview Question & Answers ............
Honestly, we will have these answers in our mind ... but we give different, tailored and suitable answers to the guy !
1. Why did you apply for this job?
Ans: I have applied for many jobs along with this and you called me now.
2. Why do you want to work for this company?
Ans: I have to work for some company who ever gives me a job, I don't have any specific company in mind.
3. Why should I hire you?
Ans: You have to hire some one, you may give me a try.
4. What would you do if this happened?
Ans: Well, it depends my mindset and mood at that situation...
5. What is your biggest strength?
Ans: Basically, daring to join any company who pays me well, without thinking of the fate of company
6.What is your biggest weakness?
Ans: Girls
7. What was your worst mistake, and how did you learn from it?
Ans: Joining my earlier company and learnt that I need to jump to get more money, so I am here today
8. What accomplishments in your last position are you most proud of?
Ans: Had I accomplished any in my last position, why do I need to change my job? I could demand more and stay there.
9. Describe a challenge you faced and how you overcame it?
Ans: Biggest challenge is answering the question "why are you looking for a change" and I started blabbering irrelevantly to overcome that.
10. Why did you leave/ are you leaving your last job?
Ans: For the same reason why you left your earlier job
11. What do you want from this job?
Ans: If no work is given but keep giving good hikes
12. What are your career goals and how do you plan to achieve them?
Ans: Make more money and for that keep jumping companies for every 2 yrs
13. Did you hear of our company and what do you know of us?
Ans: Yeah, I know that you will ask this, I've gone through your website
14. What is the salary expected and how do justify that?
Ans: Well, no one will change job for the same salary, hence, give me 20% extra than what I am getting and that is unpublished industry standard
(I know you will bargain on what ever I ask, hence, I have already hiked my current salary by 30%)
Honestly, we will have these answers in our mind ... but we give different, tailored and suitable answers to the guy !
1. Why did you apply for this job?
Ans: I have applied for many jobs along with this and you called me now.
2. Why do you want to work for this company?
Ans: I have to work for some company who ever gives me a job, I don't have any specific company in mind.
3. Why should I hire you?
Ans: You have to hire some one, you may give me a try.
4. What would you do if this happened?
Ans: Well, it depends my mindset and mood at that situation...
5. What is your biggest strength?
Ans: Basically, daring to join any company who pays me well, without thinking of the fate of company
6.What is your biggest weakness?
Ans: Girls
7. What was your worst mistake, and how did you learn from it?
Ans: Joining my earlier company and learnt that I need to jump to get more money, so I am here today
8. What accomplishments in your last position are you most proud of?
Ans: Had I accomplished any in my last position, why do I need to change my job? I could demand more and stay there.
9. Describe a challenge you faced and how you overcame it?
Ans: Biggest challenge is answering the question "why are you looking for a change" and I started blabbering irrelevantly to overcome that.
10. Why did you leave/ are you leaving your last job?
Ans: For the same reason why you left your earlier job
11. What do you want from this job?
Ans: If no work is given but keep giving good hikes
12. What are your career goals and how do you plan to achieve them?
Ans: Make more money and for that keep jumping companies for every 2 yrs
13. Did you hear of our company and what do you know of us?
Ans: Yeah, I know that you will ask this, I've gone through your website
14. What is the salary expected and how do justify that?
Ans: Well, no one will change job for the same salary, hence, give me 20% extra than what I am getting and that is unpublished industry standard
(I know you will bargain on what ever I ask, hence, I have already hiked my current salary by 30%)
How our India is utilizing the money, which was collected from people,,,,,,
Have a look at this Salary & Govt. Concession for a Member of Parliament (MP)
Monthly Salary : 12,000
Expense for Constitution per month : 10,000
Office expenditure per month : 14,000
Traveling concession (Rs. 8 per km) : 48,000 ( eg.For a visit from kerala to Delhi & return: 6000 km)
Daily DA TA during parliament meets : 500/day
Charge for 1 class (A/C) in train : Free (For any number of times)
(All over India )
Charge for Business Class in flights : Free for 40 trips / year (With wife or P.A.)
Rent for MP hostel at Delhi : Free
Electricity costs at home : Free up to 50,000 units
Local phone call charge : Free up to 1 ,70,000 calls.
TOTAL expense for a MP [having no qualification] per year : 32,00,000 [i.e. 2.66 lakh/month]
TOTAL expense for 5 years : 1,60,00,000
For 534 MPs, the expense for 5 years :
8,54,40,00,000 (nearly 855 crores)
This is how all our tax money is been swallowed and price hike on our regular commodities.......
And this is the present condition of our country:
855 corers could make their life livable!!
Think of the great democracy we have.............
Have a look at this Salary & Govt. Concession for a Member of Parliament (MP)
Monthly Salary : 12,000
Expense for Constitution per month : 10,000
Office expenditure per month : 14,000
Traveling concession (Rs. 8 per km) : 48,000 ( eg.For a visit from kerala to Delhi & return: 6000 km)
Daily DA TA during parliament meets : 500/day
Charge for 1 class (A/C) in train : Free (For any number of times)
(All over India )
Charge for Business Class in flights : Free for 40 trips / year (With wife or P.A.)
Rent for MP hostel at Delhi : Free
Electricity costs at home : Free up to 50,000 units
Local phone call charge : Free up to 1 ,70,000 calls.
TOTAL expense for a MP [having no qualification] per year : 32,00,000 [i.e. 2.66 lakh/month]
TOTAL expense for 5 years : 1,60,00,000
For 534 MPs, the expense for 5 years :
8,54,40,00,000 (nearly 855 crores)
This is how all our tax money is been swallowed and price hike on our regular commodities.......
And this is the present condition of our country:
855 corers could make their life livable!!
Think of the great democracy we have.............
This is the Business behind the KBC - 2
This is called BUSINESS.…
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… 6 * 100 * 10 * 20 * 20 = 2400000
24 lakhs in 20minutes..
clue is KBC 2!
Any guesses ??6(Rs/SMS) * 100(entries) * 10 ( cities ) * 20 (districts ) * 20(states ) =
6 * 400000(people trying for the 2 lakhs cash price )
Imagine what if 1000 entries try out from 100 cities ??The figure simply grows by 2 more zeores and yields a whooping 24Crores!!
And it does not stops there… 1000 entries from 100 towns is a very small
number ..in practice it could be another multiple of 100 or worst case a
multiple of 1000 on an average..
In that case it is 24 * 100 crores earnings in just 20 minutes on every
episode!
And the price money :-)) mere 2 CRORE ( and from whose pocket? )
Smart Buisness by SidharthBasu & Star Network!
This calculation is just the SMS earning!
What about the Ad money ??A rough annual profit calculation goes like this ..
2400 * (5 * 4)(episodes/month) * 12 = 576000 crores
Let even 50% get expended in taxes and other payments, still you will be
left with ( which includes even the meagre 480 crores of price money..i.e.,
if every episode bags 2 crore prize!! )
2, 88,000Crores profit (only from SMS!!!! ) –
This is called BUSINESS.…
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… 6 * 100 * 10 * 20 * 20 = 2400000
24 lakhs in 20minutes..
clue is KBC 2!
Any guesses ??6(Rs/SMS) * 100(entries) * 10 ( cities ) * 20 (districts ) * 20(states ) =
6 * 400000(people trying for the 2 lakhs cash price )
Imagine what if 1000 entries try out from 100 cities ??The figure simply grows by 2 more zeores and yields a whooping 24Crores!!
And it does not stops there… 1000 entries from 100 towns is a very small
number ..in practice it could be another multiple of 100 or worst case a
multiple of 1000 on an average..
In that case it is 24 * 100 crores earnings in just 20 minutes on every
episode!
And the price money :-)) mere 2 CRORE ( and from whose pocket? )
Smart Buisness by SidharthBasu & Star Network!
This calculation is just the SMS earning!
What about the Ad money ??A rough annual profit calculation goes like this ..
2400 * (5 * 4)(episodes/month) * 12 = 576000 crores
Let even 50% get expended in taxes and other payments, still you will be
left with ( which includes even the meagre 480 crores of price money..i.e.,
if every episode bags 2 crore prize!! )
2, 88,000Crores profit (only from SMS!!!! ) –
Not surprising in times when foreigners are more concerned about the good health of India and Indians are so self centered that they can hardly care to ensure that they are not shooting their own feet...
please pass it on.... this is indeed a shame to our INDIAN MEDIA.. and i heartfully appreciate the BBC channel..................... please read on
A MUST READ.......
Dear Editors of HT, TOI, IndianExpress and TheHindu, I got the mail below from a friend of mine and following the unwritten code of conduct, I am forwarding it to my friends but all efforts of people who have been forwarding this mail would go waste if this mail doesn't reach YOU......
Something to think about..!!
Shame on Indian Media??? Really what a shame...
By the time u guys read this news, the body of Major Manish Pitambare, who was shot dead at Anantnag, would have been cremated with full military honors.
On Tuesday, this news swept across all the news channels 'Sanjay Dutt relieved by court'. 'Sirf Munna not a bhai' '13 saal ka vanvaas khatam' 'although found guilty for possession of armory, Sanjay can breath sigh of relief as all the TADA charges against him are withdrawn' Then many personalities like Salman Khan said 'He is a good person. We knew he will come out clean'. Mr Big B said "Dutt's family and our family have relations for years he's a good kid. He is like elder brother to Abhishek". His sister Priya Dutt said "we can sleep well tonight. It's a great relief"
In other news, Parliament was mad at Indian team for performing bad; Greg Chappell said something; Shah Rukh Khan replaces Amitabh in KBC and other such stuff. But most of the emphasis was given on Sanjay Dutt's "phoenix like" comeback from the ashes of terrorist charges. Surfing through the channels, one news on BBC startled me. It read "Hisbul Mujahidin's most wanted terrorist 'Sohel Faisal' killed in Anantnag , India . Indian Major leading the operation lost his life in the process. Four others are injured.
It was past midnight , I started visiting the stupid Indian channels, but Sanjay Dutt was still ruling. They were telling how Sanjay pleaded to the court saying 'I'm the sole bread earner for my family', 'I have a daughter who is studying in US' and so on. Then they showed how Sanjay was not wearing his lucky blue shirt while he was hearing the verdict and also how he went to every temple and prayed for the last few months. A suspect in Mumbai bomb blasts, convicted under armory act...was being transformed into a hero.
Sure Sanjay Dutt has a daughter; Sure he did not do any terrorist activity. Possessing an AK47 is considered too elementary in terrorist community and also one who possesses an AK47 has a right to possess a pistol so that again is not such a big crime; Sure Sanjay Dutt went to all the temples;
Sure he did a lot of Gandhigiri but then........ ...
Major Manish H Pitambare got the information from his sources about the terrorists' whereabouts. Wasting no time he attacked the camp, killed Hisbul Mujahidin's supremo and in the process lost his life to the bullets fired from an AK47. Just like Sunjay Dutt he is survived by a wife and daughter who's only 18 months old.
Major Manish never said 'I have a daughter' before he took the decision to attack the terrorists in the darkest of nights. He never thought about having a family and he being the bread earner. No news channel covered this since they were too busy hyping a former drug addict, a suspect who's linked to bomb blasts which killed hundreds. Their aim was to show how he defied the TADA charges and they were so successful that his conviction in possession of armory had no meaning. They also concluded that his parents in heaven must be happy and proud of him.
Parents of Major Manish are still living and they have to live rest of their lives without their beloved son. His daughter won't ever see her daddy again.
So guys, please forward this message around so that the media knows which news to give importance, as it is a shame for us since this Army Major's death news was given by a foreign TV channel!!! Where they know worth of Patriotism.
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